Hostess parodies
It's funny because it's timely AND classic!
>>2100Snoopy as Rorschach makes this one work.
>>2100
Snoopy as Rorschach makes this one work.
Pig Pen could have worked as Rorschach too.
>>2112No, it's the spots as his squiggly facemask, that's the detail that sells it, for me
>>2112
No, it's the spots as his squiggly facemask, that's the detail that sells it, for me
Guess what? Another hostess parody.
Oooh boners
And now for something completely different: A watchmen parody with no hostess fruit pies at all!
>>2100Peppermint Patty and Marice would be Hooded Justice and Captain Metropolis respectively.
Peppermint Patty and Marice would be Hooded Justice and Captain Metropolis respectively.
Tokio Hotel...Where did these guys come from?!They're brothers?!wtf...
Tokio Hotel...
Where did these guys come from?!
They're brothers?!wtf...
Twins even. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokio_Hotelnequetion
Twins even. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokio_Hotel
nequetion
It took me awhile to accept that they're male. Hearing their voices on YouTube videos did it for me.But damn. He's hot! Perhaps a new Queen or Bowie? They have a pretty good sound...Apparently they've been big in Europe (started in Germany) for a few years now...We'll see where they go now after their VMA New Artist award...
It took me awhile to accept that they're male. Hearing their voices on YouTube videos did it for me.
But damn. He's hot! Perhaps a new Queen or Bowie? They have a pretty good sound...
Apparently they've been big in Europe (started in Germany) for a few years now...
We'll see where they go now after their VMA New Artist award...
They certainly do look like queens, at any rate.
My buddy Ken told me I needed a more masculine profile pic on my facebook page.I'm practically a lumberjack in this pic!
My buddy Ken told me I needed a more masculine profile pic on my facebook page.
I'm practically a lumberjack in this pic!
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG...Vericode is "caber". That's the log those Scots musclemen in kilts throw around in contests of strength... is the imageboard trying to say it think you look manly? Is the imageboard Scottish? Mysteries...
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
...
Vericode is "caber". That's the log those Scots musclemen in kilts throw around in contests of strength... is the imageboard trying to say it think you look manly? Is the imageboard Scottish? Mysteries...
>>2287I think the imageboard just wants to see me in a short, pleated skirt.It seems to think I'm very thiettable.
>>2287
I think the imageboard just wants to see me in a short, pleated skirt.
It seems to think I'm very thiettable.
Well, you're not serious at all, are you?
>>2286
I'm a lumberjack and that's OKI sleep all night and I work all day
>>2323I'd hit thatWith a chainsawbrum brum
>>2323
I'd hit that
With a chainsaw
brum brum
>>2326Like Itchy hit Scratchy after he'd muscled up?
>>2326
Like Itchy hit Scratchy after he'd muscled up?
>>2327 inwesc
>>2330 whoops
Wanna share habits?
Well, okay, but no kissing.That'd be gay.
Well, okay, but no kissing.
That'd be gay.
>>2306Not gay unless balls are touching.
>>2306
Not gay unless balls are touching.
I've actually stumbled upon "educational" videos on Youtube showing how to palpate your scrotum and the contents to check for polyps...That was exciting.
I've actually stumbled upon "educational" videos on Youtube showing how to palpate your scrotum and the contents to check for polyps...
That was exciting.
I've accidentally stumbled upon educational videos about pulping your scrotum.
>>2308Not half as exciting as finding one! That was a fun few days reading up on testicle cancer online. I even got a sonogram on my boys (There was I thinking it was only done for pregnant women)>>2315 Yeah I've unintentionally come across some of those. As a sexual fetish, it's kind of a one shot, isn't it? Oh well, takes all kinds..
>>2308
Not half as exciting as finding one! That was a fun few days reading up on testicle cancer online. I even got a sonogram on my boys (There was I thinking it was only done for pregnant women)
>>2315
Yeah I've unintentionally come across some of those. As a sexual fetish, it's kind of a one shot, isn't it? Oh well, takes all kinds..
:3
Speaking of weird habits and scrotums. I almost injured myself trying to make my balls switch spots. ....Yeah. That habit died fast.
>>2322Testicular torsion can cut off the blood flow and then you're in a world of hurt. Don't you watch the venture brothers?
>>2322
Testicular torsion can cut off the blood flow and then you're in a world of hurt. Don't you watch the venture brothers?
The tattoo only cost me a deime.
K, every time I try to reply to tig's post all the way at the bottom about the whole wuv/deush/i-laugh-at-the-rest-of-you-lonely-hetero-internet-losers post, I get this:XML Parsing Error: not well-formedLocation: http://krazykimchi.com/imageboard/res/2209.htmlLine Number 1, Column 2962:WTF, mate?
K, every time I try to reply to tig's post all the way at the bottom about the whole wuv/deush/i-laugh-at-the-rest-of-you-lonely-hetero-internet-losers post, I get this:
XML Parsing Error: not well-formedLocation: http://krazykimchi.com/imageboard/res/2209.htmlLine Number 1, Column 2962:
WTF, mate?
Looks like the imageboard chokes on image filenames that include an "&"Silly imageboard(Fixed it, I think...)
Looks like the imageboard chokes on image filenames that include an "&"
Silly imageboard
(Fixed it, I think...)
The Joker has really been setting his sights low lately. This is even more pathetic than that time Lex Luther stole all those cakes.
Having just gotten my final grades (for the quarter), I really feel for this stupid kid.Damn joker!yosh...
Having just gotten my final grades (for the quarter), I really feel for this stupid kid.
Damn joker!
yosh...
Here's the "Justice Cat" I was looking for....Sometimes i have trouble just exsting
Here's the "Justice Cat" I was looking for.
Sometimes i have trouble just exsting
This raises my spispitions.
>>2313>>2314
Just because of the verif word, I had to make a post...Wuve...twu wuve... sigh
Just because of the verif word, I had to make a post...
Wuve...twu wuve... sigh
things going well with the new gf i take it :)
Deush! Deush?!?cracks up laughingand yes, we've been together a year and a half now and she keeps me sane... 'sgreat....deush.
Deush! Deush?!?
cracks up laughing
and yes, we've been together a year and a half now and she keeps me sane... 'sgreat.
...deush.
silly ampersand... It's an ampersamd, right?
>>2283Yep t'was the ampersand's fault
>>2283
Yep t'was the ampersand's fault
Ampersand caused my property taxes to rise while at the same time lowering my property value!
>>2219So anyway which one is you in the photo, Tig? Left or right?
>>2219
So anyway which one is you in the photo, Tig? Left or right?
I'm guessing right. Because the one to the left looks way more like a "Connie", and way too jolly to be a tiger. And redheads are feisty, right? Like tigers!But hey, I cuthe wrong.
I'm guessing right. Because the one to the left looks way more like a "Connie", and way too jolly to be a tiger. And redheads are feisty, right? Like tigers!
But hey, I cuthe wrong.
>>2302Wrong logic. Think to yourself, "Which one rides a motorcycle?" And then you know that you are incorrect.Sayes the man with a furry subject header.
>>2302
Wrong logic. Think to yourself, "Which one rides a motorcycle?" And then you know that you are incorrect.
Sayes the man with a furry subject header.
Personally I think Connie looks like a Connie and I look like the unique name I have (Janae)...Tabby's right, I'm on the left (always and forever)... Can't avoid looking butch it seems...Here I am with my pussy.
Personally I think Connie looks like a Connie and I look like the unique name I have (Janae)...
Tabby's right, I'm on the left (always and forever)... Can't avoid looking butch it seems...
Here I am with my pussy.
Hathor the cow goddess. I think she's gone a little too far this time.
Hathor the cow goddess.
I think she's gone a little too far this time.
she belongs inShe's too far gone.
she belongs in
She's too far gone.
Ew...I guess if you're a cow, then, it's okay...right?But wait, she has human children? and...uh...Ew.
Ew...
I guess if you're a cow, then, it's okay...right?
But wait, she has human children? and...uh...
Ew.
Oh she's a person, she's a breastmilk and natural birth advocate, she just draws herself with a cow mask. She's just a slightly dotty hippie but baking bread out of your own breastmilk for friends and neighbours is... well. Going a mite too far?
I'd eat it.Really.
I'd eat it.
Really.
>>2298Oh I'm sure it's fine home cooking. And perfectly healthy. It's just people don't usually offer you their body secretions unless you're considerably intimate already.
>>2298
Oh I'm sure it's fine home cooking. And perfectly healthy. It's just people don't usually offer you their body secretions unless you're considerably intimate already.
>>2299You're such a prude. :PNOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
>>2299
You're such a prude. :P
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Hai guys, what goin o~~oh kool, free bread!!om nom nom.....THIS IS DELICIOUS!!!
Hai guys, what goin o~~oh kool, free bread!!
om nom nom
.....THIS IS DELICIOUS!!!
O...OM...OM NOM NOMNOM... Hey! It's not bad!
O...
OM...
OM NOM NOM
NOM...
Hey! It's not bad!
mmmm...bodily secretions...An acquired taste, much like sushi!
mmmm...bodily secretions...
An acquired taste, much like sushi!
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