Comments for KrazyKimchi! http://krazykimchi.com/comic Webcomic, Sketches, Kvetches... Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:34:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 Comment on Creepy Pasta 001 by Choeki http://krazykimchi.com/comic/2008/08/13/creepy-pasta-001/#comment-36690 Choeki Sun, 24 Aug 2008 01:01:57 +0000 http://krazykimchi.com/comic/?p=381#comment-36690 RGE - Usually gaijin groupies like their gaijin to smell "foreign" at least. Oddly enough, I recall how one simply liked how most caucasian guys she met had hair and pimples on their backs... I'm about the same height as you though, so I can say that yes, you stand about an inch or so taller than the typical Japanese guy. Cathoholic - At the least you'd have a tough time shopping for trousers in Japan... unless you liike to wear Urkel length pants. RGE - Usually gaijin groupies like their gaijin to smell “foreign” at least. Oddly enough, I recall how one simply liked how most caucasian guys she met had hair and pimples on their backs… I’m about the same height as you though, so I can say that yes, you stand about an inch or so taller than the typical Japanese guy.

Cathoholic - At the least you’d have a tough time shopping for trousers in Japan… unless you liike to wear Urkel length pants.

]]> Comment on Creepy Pasta 001 by Cathoholic http://krazykimchi.com/comic/2008/08/13/creepy-pasta-001/#comment-36689 Cathoholic Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:18:03 +0000 http://krazykimchi.com/comic/?p=381#comment-36689 As a six and half foot tall not white fellow, I'm sure the average japanese person would run in fear of me. As a six and half foot tall not white fellow, I’m sure the average japanese person would run in fear of me.

]]> Comment on Creepy Pasta 001 by RGE http://krazykimchi.com/comic/2008/08/13/creepy-pasta-001/#comment-36679 RGE Sat, 23 Aug 2008 09:31:32 +0000 http://krazykimchi.com/comic/?p=381#comment-36679 I thought all of us gaijin were smelly to the delicate flowers that are the Japenese people. And I don't even bother with deoderant - if soap and water isn't enough, then hey, maybe people shouldn't work me so hard! Then again, aren't we all tall as well, by comparison? I'm sure that at an astounding 5'7" I'll readily tower over... several people. Surely... I thought all of us gaijin were smelly to the delicate flowers that are the Japenese people. And I don’t even bother with deoderant - if soap and water isn’t enough, then hey, maybe people shouldn’t work me so hard! Then again, aren’t we all tall as well, by comparison? I’m sure that at an astounding 5′7″ I’ll readily tower over… several people. Surely…

]]> Comment on Creepy Pasta 001 by Choeki http://krazykimchi.com/comic/2008/08/13/creepy-pasta-001/#comment-36666 Choeki Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:34:30 +0000 http://krazykimchi.com/comic/?p=381#comment-36666 RGE - Well, as long as you aren't smelly and overweight there should be no problem attracting gaijin groupies if you speak native English. It helps to be tall and caucasian though, if you want to be a "Charisma Man." =P RGE - Well, as long as you aren’t smelly and overweight there should be no problem attracting gaijin groupies if you speak native English. It helps to be tall and caucasian though, if you want to be a “Charisma Man.” =P

]]> Comment on Creepy Pasta 001 by RGE http://krazykimchi.com/comic/2008/08/13/creepy-pasta-001/#comment-36660 RGE Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:32:03 +0000 http://krazykimchi.com/comic/?p=381#comment-36660 We've all seen Kubrick's version of Stephen King's <i>The Shining</i>, so we know what happens with ghostly women in hotel rooms. Then again, we've also seen <i>Ghostbusters</i>, and I remember someone getting their belt unbuckled by a ghost in that one. Hmmm. As for the gaijin groupie girls, I have a looong way to go before I could ever impress them. And not just in a geographical sense. Maybe if they've seen <i>The Dark Knight</i> I could convince them that I'm actually an insane supervillain who's stolen a pile of money? But I wouldn't want to <i>spend</i> a lot of money, so I may have to make up some excuse. Maybe they would have to pay for everything until I can get hold of my ill gotten gains? We’ve all seen Kubrick’s version of Stephen King’s The Shining, so we know what happens with ghostly women in hotel rooms. Then again, we’ve also seen Ghostbusters, and I remember someone getting their belt unbuckled by a ghost in that one. Hmmm.

As for the gaijin groupie girls, I have a looong way to go before I could ever impress them. And not just in a geographical sense. Maybe if they’ve seen The Dark Knight I could convince them that I’m actually an insane supervillain who’s stolen a pile of money? But I wouldn’t want to spend a lot of money, so I may have to make up some excuse. Maybe they would have to pay for everything until I can get hold of my ill gotten gains?

]]> Comment on Creepy Pasta 001 by Choeki http://krazykimchi.com/comic/2008/08/13/creepy-pasta-001/#comment-36650 Choeki Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:53:52 +0000 http://krazykimchi.com/comic/?p=381#comment-36650 Neo Kojiro - Well, Japanese cucumbers are long and thin so that may have something to do with it... Odd though that in Japan cucumbers are long and thin and carrots are stubby and fat, while the opposite is true in the US. Something in the soil perhaps? RGE - Well, technically as a foreigner in Japan you could probably just wear a halfway decent suit, a fake Rolex and polished shoes then hang around the Heartland bar in Roppongi Hills. Most of the gaijin groupie girls hang out there looking to bag an investment banker or hedge fund manager, so if you have confidence in your appearance and some small change for drinks you could probably end up back at her place later in the evening and she'll probably even cook you breakfast if you decide to stick around. ...And on that track, I wonder how the story in the comic would pan out if someone were to simply go in the room or spend the night in it? I suppose it could either end up a bloodbath or a spectral porno-film... Perhaps something in between? Neo Kojiro - Well, Japanese cucumbers are long and thin so that may have something to do with it…
Odd though that in Japan cucumbers are long and thin and carrots are stubby and fat, while the opposite is true in the US. Something in the soil perhaps?

RGE - Well, technically as a foreigner in Japan you could probably just wear a halfway decent suit, a fake Rolex and polished shoes then hang around the Heartland bar in Roppongi Hills. Most of the gaijin groupie girls hang out there looking to bag an investment banker or hedge fund manager, so if you have confidence in your appearance and some small change for drinks you could probably end up back at her place later in the evening and she’ll probably even cook you breakfast if you decide to stick around.

…And on that track, I wonder how the story in the comic would pan out if someone were to simply go in the room or spend the night in it? I suppose it could either end up a bloodbath or a spectral porno-film… Perhaps something in between?

]]> Comment on Creepy Pasta 001 by RGE http://krazykimchi.com/comic/2008/08/13/creepy-pasta-001/#comment-36637 RGE Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:04:23 +0000 http://krazykimchi.com/comic/?p=381#comment-36637 Oh, I didn't link to that blog as a comment on Japan. It was all about Dr Pope's thought of seeing eye to anus. And I wouldn't spend $100 for sex with a prostitute either. It takes me an entire day of boring work to earn that much money, and I'd rather spend it on slacking off for 3-4 days. Just think about how much quality masturbation I'd have time for! And when I'm too tired from that, I could always go check some webcomic and post <i>messages</i> about masturbation. Oh, I didn’t link to that blog as a comment on Japan. It was all about Dr Pope’s thought of seeing eye to anus. And I wouldn’t spend $100 for sex with a prostitute either. It takes me an entire day of boring work to earn that much money, and I’d rather spend it on slacking off for 3-4 days. Just think about how much quality masturbation I’d have time for! And when I’m too tired from that, I could always go check some webcomic and post messages about masturbation.

]]> Comment on Creepy Pasta 001 by Neo Kojiro http://krazykimchi.com/comic/2008/08/13/creepy-pasta-001/#comment-36623 Neo Kojiro Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:30:55 +0000 http://krazykimchi.com/comic/?p=381#comment-36623 I read up on the kappa at some point in the past, and i recall that the anus bit had something to do with how the assholes of drowned people look. Incidently, cucumber strips wrapped in rice and seaweed, kappamaki, is named after them, although i really have no idea where the whole 'love of cucumbers' comes from. I read up on the kappa at some point in the past, and i recall that the anus bit had something to do with how the assholes of drowned people look.

Incidently, cucumber strips wrapped in rice and seaweed, kappamaki, is named after them, although i really have no idea where the whole ‘love of cucumbers’ comes from.

]]> Comment on Creepy Pasta 001 by Dr Pope http://krazykimchi.com/comic/2008/08/13/creepy-pasta-001/#comment-36618 Dr Pope Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:37:19 +0000 http://krazykimchi.com/comic/?p=381#comment-36618 But 4n0n, it feels so good... ahem. Also, sadly my Pom Poko memories are all stolen from wikipedia, so I can't take that much credit... So... How about that comic huh? Really something eh? ghosts and whatnot! But 4n0n, it feels so good… ahem. Also, sadly my Pom Poko memories are all stolen from wikipedia, so I can’t take that much credit… So… How about that comic huh? Really something eh? ghosts and whatnot!

]]> Comment on Creepy Pasta 001 by 4n0nym0u5 http://krazykimchi.com/comic/2008/08/13/creepy-pasta-001/#comment-36612 4n0nym0u5 Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:20:29 +0000 http://krazykimchi.com/comic/?p=381#comment-36612 This comment box has become educational. UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN!!! This comment box has become educational.

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