Webcomic blues
Thursday, February 26th, 2009 by Nestor
The Webcomic Blues
by H.S.Kim
I got those webcomic blues, pretty baby,
And I got those webcomic blues.
Got me a comic strip, it be on the net.
Got me a comic strip, it be on the net.
Free for everybody, ain’t helpin’ my debt.
Can’t draw for nuthin’, no one seems to mind.
Can’t draw for nuthin’, no one seems to mind.
Four panels, punch-line, jus’ another grind.
Feel like a junkie, always needing hits.
Feel like a junkie, always needing hits.
Just a hungry piglet lookin’ for them tits.
Gotta keep it funny, makin’ people laugh.
Gotta keep it funny, makin’ people laugh.
Don’t want no drama, visits gone in half.
There’s a bunch of people comin’ every other day.
There’s a bunch of people comin’ every other day.
Don’t know what they want, jus’ lookin’ for my pay.
Got me a message board, empty as my head.
Got me a message board, empty as my head.
Spent all day reloading, gonna get to bed.
I whine and beg for change, each and every strip.
I whine and beg for change, each and every strip.
Busy selling my pride for a goddamn tip.
Part of a com-mun-ity, with lot’sa differ’nt folk.
Part of a com-mun-ity, with lot’sa differ’nt folk.
Flame wars all the time, can’t breath from all the smoke.
Can’t be having fun, drinking the night away.
Can’t be having fun, drinking the night away.
Chained to the PC, drawin’ the long all day.
Gonna be so famous, you just wait and see.
Gonna be so famous, you just wait and see.
Want me for conventions, I needs a hefty fee.
Oh honey child please don’t go, I swears I’m a different man.
Oh honey child please don’t go, I swears I’m a different man.
Updating all the time, gonna do the best I can.
Oh, I got me the hundred percent, feeling low down, bad posturin,’
carpel tunnel, blood shot eyes, hemorrhoid popin’, e-mail neglectin’
web-comic BLUUUUUES!!
February 26th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
There’s a webcomic here? U LIE
February 27th, 2009 at 12:47 am
So, this panel‘s gonna be here all week, or what?
February 28th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
It has been a while, hasn’t it? If you’re not going to do the Marilith thing and hire a new volunteer every couple of weeks to do your work for you and follow the Tang’s Yearly Comic route, why not just change the dates on your really old stuff, polish it up and then re-post it as if it was new? =P
Either that, or just critique every other webcomic out there as a comic – IIRC, you used to massacre weeaboo artists quite a bit on a forum or two…
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:52 am
Reminds me of http://www.fabricari.com/ – maybe you could get him to sing your song?