In Media Res
Friday, November 28th, 2008 by Nestor
Still gone, won’t be back. Good riddance to bad rubbish!
Radioactive Panda – is comic.
Tiefgrau.com “Meaghan E. Quinn, last of the red hot Irish swamis.”
Nation Poo – The Official [collaborative comic] Archives of Eatpoo History
The Terrible Trials of Timmy & Jenny
Revolution by Design: The Soviet Poster “Lenin created the first truly modern propaganda machine, and its most colorful, dramatic and original form was the poster.”
“Bruno In Baghdad Pictures of the war in Iraq – Personal Pictures From Operation Iraqi Freedom” Huge hi-res pics, skipped the index page because of the *ahem* 5.1 MB embedded mp3 of “Guns and Roses” cover of “Knocking on Heaven’s Door”
Wong Fu Productions
((((( SUPER SIZE ME ))))) A Film of Epic Portion
“His mission: To eat three meals a day for 30 days at McDonald’s and document the impact on his health.
“It was really crazy – my body basically fell apart over the course of 30 days,” Spurlock told The Post.”
“What you need to know
Everything you need to know about trans fats. Complete coverage from The Globe, recipies to avoid trans fat and much more.” Trans-fats are the part prinamry culprit in fast foods and, unfortunaley those tasty pakaged Ramen noodles.
If you don’t trust MikeyDs (“i’m lovin’ it!), mabye this new updated Frito-Lay food pyramid can help you.
Levels of natural or unavoidable defects in foods that present no health hazards for humans
“Saddam’s ‘evil chemistry’ justified war: Ashcroft
Top U.S. official defends right to fight despite lack of WMDs” Grouchy Smurf says,” I hate Evil Chemistry”
Which America Hating Minority Are You?
Govs 4, Senators 0. Tough Odds
The Psalm 137:9 Project
‘Muslim Refusenik’ Incites Furor With Critique of Faith
Canadian’s Book Challenges Treatment of Women Under Islam
The Burqa Band “In the post taliban Afgahanistan, the taboo of western culture still prevails. Three Afghani girls who wanted to rock and roll formed the ‘Burqa Band’ but had to wear a burqa during the recording.”
KURT VONNEGUT: His life & work displayed in a site called ”The Vonnegut Web”
TQworld presents tranquility Is game, seems very mellow. (via Psychokick)
Tree of Life Web Project Home Page A collaborative Internet project containing
information about phylogeny and biodiversity
TrekEarth Learning about the world through photography
Flower-Power Could Help Clear Land mines “A Danish biotech company has developed a genetically modified flower that could help detect land mines and it hopes to have a prototype ready for use within a few years.”
Legacy Designs Presents Paperdolls.com
Korea to Unleash Plague on World
“Second only to the plagues that Moses unleashed on Egypt, and even more deadly that the plague that a Korean unleashed on the world in “Outbreak,” the Korean government is preparing to unleash a storm on the world…Soap Operas.”
Hmm… they’re pretty corny, but not that bad…. of course I can’t stand to watch them.
Korean mercs heading for Iraq You can tell they’re Korean by the Gold plated muzzles, God we’re a tacky people.
The Oscars nominees were announced, I can just hear all the geeks gritting their teethes for LotR… heh, heh. Haven’t seen the second or third one yet, but I did enjoy the first one despite the genre. I’m pretty sure the rest of the series will be good, I guess.
I’ve always considered the whole high fantasy thing to be escapist and reactionary at its core. Even back in high school, I wondered what my usually sci-fi oriented visionary geek pals were doing scribbling away at AD&D games and its shallow anemic take at nordic myths and fairy folklore. Spaceships and robots I can dig, but wizards and dragons? Christ, why don’t you just go around pretending to be fucking vampires?
So here’s four links sure to irritate the faithful and amuse the cynical:
Wraiths and race “What with the dark skin, broad faces and dreadlocks, it’s a wonder Tolkien didn’t give his baddies a natural sense of rhythm, says John Yatt, examining Middle Earth’s suspect racial undertones”
Lord of the Rings: Philosophical Poison
The Return of the King: Tolkien and the new medievalism
“The obsession with power, will and hierarchy in Peter Jackson’s film trilogy adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien’s epic The Lord of the Rings fuels its dangerous topicality: a vindication and veneration of empire.”
Stormfront White Nationalist Community – The Lord of the Rings
eXtreme Segway!
The Curse of the Asian Man “Have you ever noticed that an Asian Guy is never the stud on campus? Have you noticed that a lot of Asian Guys just don’t seem to be the most popular with the ladies?”
My bro’s opinion, “If you ‘er not getting any, it ain’t because you’re slant eyed, it ’cause you ugly! Don’t blame us for your mediocre ass, good looking people always get laid. Ugly girls are at least easy lays, guys, you have to offer something. You have to give the girl some reason to be with you…”
He then went a very funny rant about how annoying the white bitches were with the yeppity blah blah never stopping mouths, “but at least they had a pulse, not like those comatose asian chicks, with those fuzzy bunnies and shit on their pencils, cell phones and anything else….”
Then he went on about those concave chested idiot math and engineering majors always smoking in front of the lobby talking about they “l33t” they were and those Chinese guys, the mainlanders, they fucking stunk! “Third world hygiene,” he said. He when on, to other topics and other races, but ultimately rejected my extended quoting of his material as it would hinder his future political career, my very relation to him being a large enough one already.
Monty Python’s Camlelot in animated Legos (3.1MB, quicktime)
ronsens: abbey roads
Nestor here: Lotta links are probably dead! Tell me and I’ll remove ‘em. Hey happy thanksgiving.
Update, jesus that was a lot of broken dead 404 or otherwise subscription only links. Oh internet I weep for thee!
November 28th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Back in the day, this comic got 197 comments! Whoa, that’s a lot.
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only one thing to say….
hehe!
GreekDelta | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 10:30 am | #
Ey?
Billy | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 10:44 am | #
A job? Damn, that sucks.
Rapscallion | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 10:48 am | #
It’s about time you got a job.
Hippie.
Then again, artists never finish what they start, anyways. It’s nothing new.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 12:01 pm | #
Student loans?!
*shudder*
I feel your pain. Those are, good sir, quite a bitch.
(And I just love how all the images are done in the coloring style of their respective storylines -except, well, KF)
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 12:08 pm | #
Relax, Hyung.
Do what the Chinkman crew’s doing, take a breather for a while and chill. Doesn’t matter how long you chill – you’ll know when you’re ready to pick up that pencil again.
Which concludes this week’s session. Now to get back to my unfinished LARP character application, my unfinished Silent Hill 2 guide, my almost finished Silent Hill 3 time attack, and oh yeah… I still got that 50% finished Fear Effect 2 FAQ in my ‘projects’ folder…
…hey, don’t look at me. I can blame the day job.
VChillin | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 1:51 pm | #
You monster! *said in high pitched, kid’s voice*
Oooh… LARP application? What kinda character?
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 2:00 pm | #
Dante. The one from Devil May Cry -the stylish version- before getting sucked into the lo-fi Diesel-sponsored sequel (which is actually kinda cool if you go for an all-S-rank in the Must Die difficulties, where things actually become umm.. somewhat difficult. A bit far-fetched, you say? I agree).
VChillin | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 2:23 pm | #
On The curse of the Asian Guy I mean, really now… if he did’t waste so much time crying, “oh woe is me, I am asian and no girl wants me” then no girl WILL want you. White, Asian, Black, whatever. I swear, it’s not that hard to find someone. Just have confidence, have common sense in knowing how to treat a girl (or any person for that matter), and fix yourself up so your decent. As I look at that guy’s pic… he’s BUTT. He’s hurting… and he needs to stop wearing that bright baby blue flannel shirt. Hobbit. Really now… All I hear from his article is bitch bitch bitch, oh, girls don’t like the asian man, the asian man has so much to offer… but I bet once he does score a date, he starts talking about how many times he’s been turned down by girls, in sad hopes that he will get some complements and be told how special he is. STOP FISHING BITCH. Just go out, have confidence, and stop whining. AARRGGHH.
Chris Da Amazing | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 2:59 pm | #
Only one thing to do – get yourself a sugar daddy and it’ll all be fine.
Or a sugar momma, of course. But those are harder to find and can be sooooo much less attractive…
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 6:02 pm | #
Wait – you are coming back, right?
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 6:20 pm | #
And this month I’m putting down the last payment on _my_ student loan!
Yay!
DFG | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 6:29 pm | #
ah, to finally see the day hyung cracked… oddly more satisfying than i originally thought…
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 7:18 pm | #
I’m thinking of starting to lay odds on who snaps first, Bill Watterson-style and spends the rest of their earthly days living as a hermit, paintng landscapes, then burning the finished canvases, Hyung Kim or Eight. (I think Dave Kelly is already dead and the shit he’s churning out now is just some kind of post-mortem cartoonist’s reflex.)
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 8:56 pm | #
Someone really should point that pissed off virgin Asian guy to this article:
http://www.umich.edu/news/index….3/Oct03/ r102203
Young women don’t want nice guys. They want bad boys who’ll screw ‘em and leave ‘em.
It’s when they are mothers and have daughters of their own that they start ranting about the virtues of abstinence and stable relationship.
So girls grow up learning to say one thing while their bodies tell them to do the exact opposite.
So in conclusiont – daughter just wants a screw and mother wants daughter to get married to a rich, old, boring man.
anon i mouse | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 10:17 pm | #
Take on one thing at a time. You’ll pull through.
RC | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 10:18 pm | #
I really wanna see The Chen Park Practicing! I also wanna see more tasty Demon death!
Cave Fish | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 10:23 pm | #
huh. so it was a 325i.
Andy | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 10:37 pm | #
The lesson to be learned from anon i mouse’s post is simple- forget the girl, bang her Mom.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 01.30.04 – 11:19 pm | #
Ah, no. What you should get from my previous post is this:
Get a leather jacket, a gas-guzzling car, a pack of cigarettes, and a bad drinking habit. Bang the girl. Then leave her. Bang another girl. Repeat.
Forget the mom. She’s just like the girl except she’s older. She doesn’t want her daughter to get knocked up by a bad boy because she doesn’t want to be burdened with the care of a baby. All the mother wants herself is a screw, just like her daughter.
anon i mouse | Email | Homepage | 01.31.04 – 12:50 am | #
“And this month I’m putting down the last payment on _my_ student loan!”
Mother of mercy! How long has it been?! *shudders at the thought of his first student loan payment coming this April (yay! happy birthday, baboso!) and him still not having a job*
“Hyung Kim or Eight.”
I had a cool hat, just like Eight’s. I lost it. Now I know only despair.
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 01.31.04 – 2:48 am | #
わたしわねほんごをたべます。とてもおいしい。
hi, hi, hi, hi | Email | Homepage | 01.31.04 – 2:41 pm | #
わたしわねほんじんをたべます。とてもおいしい。
oops, lets try that again | Email | Homepage | 01.31.04 – 2:43 pm | #
Maybe the whole pie thing drove him away.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 01.31.04 – 4:39 pm | #
probably
DFG | Email | Homepage | 01.31.04 – 5:30 pm | #
breath -> breathe
Grammar Nazi | Email | Homepage | 01.31.04 – 8:14 pm | #
id tell you to just go and get drunk hyung
but booze costs money
maybe people should paypal him more so he can afford to drink more often and be less angsty….
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 02.01.04 – 3:27 am | #
Hummm… thats strange…
I’ve always hadd a thing for asian males, at least their looks…
Don’t really have many asians around here (Finland) so i can’t say anything about personalitys…
Ramora | Email | Homepage | 02.01.04 – 7:17 am | #
I feel your pain, baby. You will overcome!!!!
whoever this is, this is not a | Email | Homepage | 02.01.04 – 8:43 am | #
banana, banana, twinkie, twinkie, banana, banana, twinkie, twinkie.
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 02.01.04 – 9:50 am | #
“hi, hi, hi, hi” – you don’t write the particle ‘wa’ with the syllable ‘wa’ but with ‘ha’.
also, what is nehonjin? nihonjin maybe?
but I agree, they look tasty.. at least the girls (not that I have tried eating any… honest)
Heh, Hyung, excuses excuses
c-nut | Email | Homepage | 02.01.04 – 9:52 am | #
I just want to know where Mi Sung is if she ‘seemingly died’. Bad drug induced nightmare? Why do you taunt me so?!?
Hobz | Email | Homepage | 02.01.04 – 12:36 pm | #
They’re making Tranquility for Windows users now? What’s the world coming to?
Gargh.
If the girl’s a half-breed, can she technically be a banana chick? I don’t quite remember that one, so I’ll probably start obsessively going through your archives trying to find it. Unless someone can comment with a pointer? Oops, never mind. http://kungfool.transpect.net/ we…00309_1.html#07
Gotta get a job? What happened to Kinko’s? Or is it because you’re moving? If so, isn’t there always another Kinko’s?
My vote’s for Ignatia, but since I have not PayPal’ed, I guess my vote doesn’t count…
Allan | Email | Homepage | 02.01.04 – 1:24 pm | #
Also, I love you.
Skizotoro | Email | Homepage | 02.01.04 – 4:05 pm | #
There’s always crime, if you need some extra money.
Joe | Email | Homepage | 02.01.04 – 7:43 pm | #
sooo… we’re all agreed that anon i mouse is dad who’s a wannabe cad… which is of course, much worse than the women who want cads…
its really nothing to get bitter about, i personally think that i’m juss in love with the idea of being the one person a badass would change around for, not that i want to always be with one (or even give it up to one)… u should happy to know that the nice guys will get a full life with someone (and get to lay them whenever they want) instead of a cad who might get some action in his younger years, but will be lonely for the rest of his life…
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 02.01.04 – 10:44 pm | #
True. I’m a dad advocating cad lifestyle. Sometimes I think I might be better off if I were a cad.
Happiness being an ambiguous and subjective standard of measure for success, I’ve been wondering which is path is better from a biological point of view. A cad who produces many offspring but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of his children and therefore lower their chances of survival and reproduction? Or a dad who produces few offspring and care for them?
Or something in between? A dad-cad who cheats on his partner? Have some children to look after and other children left to fend for themselves?
But, ultimately, these questions don’t matter. I am who I am.
So if you’ve read this, I just wasted your time. No answers here. Go away.
&8`P
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anon i mouse | Email | Homepage | 02.02.04 – 12:20 am | #
That study should’ve been called “Rakes and Flakes”. Or “Dandys and Pansys”. I can’t believe that “study” (more like the fuckability quotient of various Anthony Trollope characters) actually makes such a brave claim to social insight. Someone’s, I don’t care whose, money was wasted keeping those bastard academics churning out worthless bullshit. Meanwhile, we witness the weekly (bi-monthly?) decay of our favorite artist, for want of those same moneys. Stupid greedy Michigan psychologists.
an article on a study that actually has interesting conclusions about sex’s social consequences:
http://www.nature.com/nsu/020422…/020422- 16.html
Don | Email | Homepage | 02.02.04 – 5:52 am | #
Well, nice summary of ‘where we are’. What you can do is, continue moving the plot line forward of ALL the unfinished comics, one frame at a time.
On second thought, no, it would be better to leave the unfinished items where they are. You don’t need to destroy them, just put up a link and never refer to them again.
It’s what you are interested in and develops your skill and talent that you are after, I think. Focus on that, and the rest should follow.
AllanL5 | Email | Homepage | 02.02.04 – 8:36 am | #
and you thought YOUR commute was bad… http://pekingduck.org/archives/0…ives/ 000951.php (sorry, I have no idea how to make the little link clickable. must use honorable cut and paste)
the girl with the shoes | Email | Homepage | 02.02.04 – 1:34 pm | #
The whale had dishonored her ancestors by beaching. Thus, ritual disembowelment by gut explossion. She died (again) with honor.
And I pity the poor store owner that had to scrub the piles of whale intestine from the front of his small noodle shop.
I think this board accepts the ol’ html tag of King of Beans (without the *’s).
Like so: Whale Seppuku
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.03.04 – 4:40 am | #
< a href = "url" > < / a > that is?
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.03.04 – 4:41 am | #
The Curse of the Asian Man -
What I’m Korean (male duh/not Korean American) and
yo it’s easy to get laid with sorority-white bitches LoL (ugly-free & yes they are very ****** up)
If you have a problem man blame on your penis gene or your ancestors (damn right)
WTF | Email | Homepage | 02.03.04 – 6:44 am | #
Hey, where in the hell is Electric Jesus?! It’s not like him to miss a party. Maybe he’s ill…
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 02.03.04 – 9:54 am | #
so i guess we’re not getting the end of any of these stories anytime soon….
drats | Email | Homepage | 02.03.04 – 11:30 am | #
I feel your pain.
SoS | Email | Homepage | 02.03.04 – 1:06 pm | #
There’s a ‘penis’ gene?
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 02.03.04 – 3:32 pm | #
I know, my double-take gene kicked in when I read that…
Oritt | Email | Homepage | 02.03.04 – 9:32 pm | #
how very male to assume there is a gene entirely devoted to dicks
what would you call it eh??
the Y chromosome??
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 02.03.04 – 10:25 pm | #
Well if there isn’t, there should be. I mean, how else are we going to genetically alter ourselves for the better? And by better, I mean, bigger peckers.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.04.04 – 2:36 am | #
I still can’t get over Tabby being a guy.
anon i mouse | Email | Homepage | 02.04.04 – 7:33 am | #
I’ve learned so much just by coming here – maybe Hyung should start charging tuition.
(It couldn’t be any more expensive than regular schooling…)
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 02.04.04 – 8:06 am | #
What happened to the links page? That was my favorite…
Arched Maid | Email | Homepage | 02.04.04 – 10:48 am | #
Speaking of, http://darkroomfiction.com/forum…hread.php? t=114
DFG | Email | Homepage | 02.04.04 – 11:54 am | #
Ah, thank god. Just when we thought he’d thrown in his lot for the pleasure of “growing up” (gasp!), he gives us a sign. Bless his oily hide.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 02.04.04 – 2:57 pm | #
I am not the Electric Jesus, I am the Steam-powered Moses!
Fferret | Email | Homepage | 02.05.04 – 5:47 am | #
hey man… mainlanders only stink because they don’t have enough money to shower okay?
XP
Elaine | Email | Homepage | 02.05.04 – 7:24 am | #
hey like the comic but want to say there is nothing wrong with half breeds we rock! i’m half asian half white
Row | Email | Homepage | 02.05.04 – 9:04 am | #
There’s a ‘penis’ gene? *quote*
Yes there is!!! As well as brest!!!
msmsms | Email | Homepage | 02.05.04 – 8:53 pm | #
Anon o Mouse, Why is it so hard for me to come off as a guy?
Goddammit, I am one gay bastard.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.06.04 – 2:43 am | #
I blame it on the reasons why you like Seven>/i>.
*nods*
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.06.04 – 4:40 am | #
FbR has no need for the proper writing of puny tags.
*nods*
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.06.04 – 4:41 am | #
Hyung, just chill. The world won’t come falling down just yet. As much as we all love to read and watch your stuff, don’t let that pressure take the edge of your game. If its no fun, let it go for a while. The net, and us, will be there for a while longer. Got ya book marked.
As for all that ruckus about The asian Male and assorted moron’s comments about it, see this page:
http://www.heartless-bitches.com/
Face reality, boys. Deal with it.
Martin | Email | Homepage | 02.06.04 – 8:01 am | #
And about Tolkien…
The thing is, his works are not watered down high fantasy. If you know your western european mythology well enough, you can enjoy LOTR, because it becomes evident he was such a knowledgeable scholar.
But, yeah, he was damn racist, elitist, male chauvinist… Still love the saga though, he got bit when I was but an ignorant boy…
(And the Orcs are modeled on 13th century chronicles describing the Mongols, not blacks. Blame the dreadlocks on Jackson.)
Martin | Email | Homepage | 02.06.04 – 8:06 am | #
I got bit, naturally…
Martin | Email | Homepage | 02.06.04 – 8:07 am | #
What? Brad Pitt is sexy, and don’t even try to deny it.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.06.04 – 10:18 am | #
ur aaaaaaalllll right anon
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 02.06.04 – 1:15 pm | #
sorry Tabby.
I just never met a guy named Tabby is all. All this time I saw your postings I just assumed you were a chick.
Now I know better, I suppose. But it still takes me a while for it to register sometimes. Like when you posted about penis gene. I felt disoriented for a while until I pictured a guy saying that.
anon i mouse | Email | Homepage | 02.06.04 – 4:07 pm | #
“What? Brad Pitt is sexy, and don’t even try to deny it.”
Bah! Please!
*cough*you’re right, he is*cough*
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.06.04 – 6:37 pm | #
i can’t begin to describe how much the stormfront white nationalist responses to LOTR sickened me… i made jokes about the “high and mighty elves” and other “rascist” symbolisms in the movie, but i never actually believed that there were people who actually believed, and even found “spiritual nourishment” in those symbolisms. and people say rasicism is all but dead.
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 02.07.04 – 1:20 am | #
who said racism is all but dead??
seriously
they must be stupid
or polish
and is it just me or does racism sound like some sort of aerobics workout??
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 02.07.04 – 5:54 am | #
Heh.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 02.07.04 – 8:06 am | #
Well, it was written in the 60′s alright? I don’t care if it demonizes blacks. Return of the King still made me cry.
Besides, a black guy just wouldn’t fit in to middle-earth. Who would be the black guy?
The only person I can see as being black is Gandalf. But that’s it.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.07.04 – 12:41 pm | #
Published in 1954, yes.
And if only Hyung had something else but pure, unadultered hatred for the genre, maybe he would draw us a nice picture of black-guy Gandalf.
Well, that and the whole move-deal.
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.07.04 – 1:22 pm | #
I can see the giant magic eye belonging to a black guy… no actually no. That giant eye ball’s definitely from a white guy.
I can picture the elf guy being black. Only if every other elf didn’t have pasty skin and a glowing halo behind their head… I think the rogue-turned-king could have been a black guy if only every single human weren’t white.
Heck, I think the general idea applies to every single character in the fantastic ring team. Then again… if a black guy appeared in LOTR as a non-monster it’d break the we’re-back-in-Europe-in-the-old-days-when- everyone-was-white-and-didn’t-know-earth-was-round thing.
anon i mouse | Email | Homepage | 02.07.04 – 5:44 pm | #
I agree with Anon there, except with black elves. Black elves? Elves are supposed to be pasty.
And if the hobbits were black, then the ring’d never been destroyed. It was the homo-sexual chemsitry between Sam and Frodo that got ‘em to the end. There aren’t that many gay black midgets. Only Sam and Frodo, those two homo’s, could’ve done it.
Speaking of homo’s, I greatly enjoyed the sex scene between Aragon and Elron.
Elron: “Forget the Ranger, and become the man you were born to be.” (Elron unzips his pants and wildy thrashes his penis around)
Elron: “Yah! Hi-yah! Hah!”
Anything else can be explained here.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.07.04 – 7:41 pm | #
I miss my mother.
Kohrak | Email | Homepage | 02.08.04 – 8:43 am | #
So do I.
On a totally unrelated note:
Tabby – marry me.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 02.08.04 – 1:00 pm | #
I do.
(cries)
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.08.04 – 1:16 pm | #
“huh. so it was a 325i.- Andy | 01.30.04 – 10:32 pm”
Told ya!
/me loves his E30 325iS
Chapel | Email | Homepage | 02.09.04 – 8:02 am | #
Come on, we need to hit 300 posts before Hyung comes back.
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 02.09.04 – 7:51 pm | #
i don’t think he is coming back… its too bad because i liked this comic the best, just because it was new without some formula, it was crazy!
rowanhalo | Email | Homepage | 02.09.04 – 10:34 pm | #
i swear
if you dont put up a new comic soon
ill check EVERYDAY until you do!!
dont make me do it!!
you know i will……
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 02.10.04 – 2:14 am | #
Hyung will be back. It’ll be like this:
H: “Hello guys, sorry ’bout the wait.”
(A loud cheer arises from the stadium.)
Neo Kojiro: “You BASTARD!”
(Cheers die down.)
Hyung: “Thank you, thank you. I’m here to say-”
Random Fan: “Woo! I am Electric Jesus!”
Hyung: “Here to say that-”
Anon I Mouse: “Boy, Tabby is one hot chick.”
Tabby: “Why, uh… thank you.”
Hynug: “I’m HERE TO SAY…”
(Pause. Hyung looks around to see if people are still talking.
Hynug: “That I’m ending all the comics. Goodbye forever.”
(Hyung runs full speed out of the stadium. A siclence falls over everone.)
(Long pause)
Ramen: “This is YOUR fault!”
Lord Morgue: “What’d I do?”
(Ramen starts to strange Morgue, and a riot ensues.)
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.10.04 – 2:55 am | #
I like it! Can we still get Soon-Tek Oh to play old Hyung?
Fferret | Email | Homepage | 02.10.04 – 4:24 am | #
Woo, live-action cast. Lessee, who should play MiSung? Hmm…
demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 02.10.04 – 5:07 am | #
Hyung should be played by that one comedian whose career died in the mid 90′s. I think his name was Steve. Oh yeah, Steve Park. That guy was hilarious. He was like the male Margaret Cho, only without the liberal usage of ebonics.
Stank Ho! | Email | Homepage | 02.10.04 – 10:46 am | #
Hyung should be played by Randal Duk Kim. Mi – Sung should be that chick from Stuck on You, and May would be Uma Thurman. Not the Kill Bill one, the Pulp Fiction Uma.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.10.04 – 11:52 am | #
since when does an ART “student” need student loans!? GUFFAW GUFFAW… Yeah, I kid, I kid because I love.
ClicheMan | Email | Homepage | 02.10.04 – 12:29 pm | #
I see Chen as either Jackie Chan or Beat Takeshi – both would be equally hilarious. Cavin, though, is a little harder to peg… He’d have to be a blond pretty-boy.
(Maybe I should ask you about that, Tabby – I hear you’re a connoisseur of these sorts of things…)
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 02.10.04 – 3:01 pm | #
Hey, let’s keep it to Koreans here! Jackie’s already got a series and movies…
Fferret | Email | Homepage | 02.10.04 – 3:06 pm | #
Pfft. I mention I’m sexually aroused by Brad Pitt and suddenly everyone thinks I’m gay?
Hmm. Better not answer that one.
Matt Damon is a nice blonde pretty-boy, he’d do all right. Oh, oh, oh, even better – Orlando Bloom as Cavin. Now, I personally hate Bloom, but he’d fit in nicly. He must be gay, he was wearing a tiara at the end of Ringlord III, the King’s Revenge.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.10.04 – 4:42 pm | #
i give you… the ultimate annoyance
anon i mouse | Email | Homepage | 02.10.04 – 5:41 pm | #
well that didn’t work…. maybe this will?
anon i mouse | Email | Homepage | 02.10.04 – 5:42 pm | #
argh. i give up. i will provide the usual form of annoyance – telling other men their names make them sound like women.
tabby, you so fine.
anon i mouse | Email | Homepage | 02.10.04 – 5:44 pm | #
But is he so fine that he blows your mind, hey tabby.
DFG | Email | Homepage | 02.10.04 – 8:02 pm | #
Bong Soo Han as Hyung Kim! “We are building a comic book of EXTRAORDINARY MAGNITUDE! We forge our webpage in the traditions of our ancestors! You have my gratitude… when you start payin’ me! Cough it up, suckers!”
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.10.04 – 11:51 pm | #
“and is it just me or does racism sound like some sort of aerobics workout??”
SEIG HEIL-BO! Goose-steppin’ off the rollies! Go from Göering to Göbbels in two weeks, at our new Austwich health center! Get your genes whiter than white with our ethnic cleansing program! Just don’t ask about the sauna. Sponsered by diet Nazi-Cola! Ein Volk! Ein Reich! Ein Kalorie!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.11.04 – 12:00 am | #
I’m number 100! And I still have nothing to say!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.11.04 – 2:16 am | #
Dumb Comments 101.
Disreputable | Email | Homepage | 02.11.04 – 10:20 am | #
Morgue cheated, HE CHEATED!! You just can’t post until you’re one hundred, that’s not fair.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.11.04 – 11:49 am | #
*puts on a ragged, ol’ cap and breaks into song*
Well, on one hand… he might’ve cheated… but on the other hand… he loves it…
But on one hand, cheating in the comment box is wrong… but look at Lord Morgue’s face… so bright… so hopeful…
Tradition!
*sigh*
I approve…
*strangles Lord Morgue*
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.11.04 – 12:34 pm | #
And, uh… you know… er… in those big blank spaces I put some < "fiddler in the roof" > and < / "fiddler in the roof" > that the box decided to delete… but, uh… you know like the musical th–
*is strangled back*
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.11.04 – 12:40 pm | #
And now, Episode One of Hyung versus the Ninjas of Doom!!
(Fade in, we see a house with barred windows in a suburban neighborhood, and a crappy Honda CRX parked outside. We zoom in on the CRX until… we see a door open and Hyung steps outside.)
Hyung: “Hmm. Well, goodbye to this place.”
(We cut to inside of house. The house is emtpy, save some boxes and a coutch.)
Hyung: “Now, where’d I leave my watch… I must’ve dropped it around here…”
Steven Segal: “Yahhh!”
(Steven Segal jumps out from behind a wall and puts Hyung in a head lock.)
Steven Segal: “I got you now, you ninja!”
(Hyung quickly grabs Steven’s shoulders, bends over and throws Steven off of him on to the floor.)
Segal: “Ooof! Damn, you ninjas are good. Waitta sec, you’re not a ninja. Where are your armor and you’re hakama pants?”
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.11.04 – 2:17 pm | #
Hyung: “You’re thinking of a samurai.”
Sengal: “No, I know a ninja when I see one. And I’ve seen many a ninja in my day.”
Hyung: “Wait… you’re Steven Segal?”
Segal: “Uh… no. My name’s… Bob.”
Hyung: “And you’re trespassing.”
Segal: “Why, you own the place?”
Hyung: “No.”
Segal: “Then technically, I’m not trespassing.”
Hyung: “Uh, technically, I’m pretty sure you are. Just becasue it’s not my house dosen’t mean it ain’t someone else’s.”
Segal: “But then you’re trespassing too.” (Sticks out tounge)
Hyung: “No, I’m moving out. I have a right to be here.”
Segal: “Well, I have a right to be here, too.” (Pause. Then whispers,) “I’m tracking Ninjas.”
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.11.04 – 2:18 pm | #
(Pause)
Hyung: “Why am I not suprised?”
Segal: “Ya see, ninjas have been spotted in this area, slicing up old grannys and running on the telephone wires. I’ve been snet here to take ‘em out!”
(Segal draws a pistol and runs to the of the room. She peeks around into the doorway, and procedes to the next room, stealhtly. Hyung, rather interested by the odd nature of Mr. Segal, follows.)
Hyung: “Sent by who?”
Segal: “Shh! They’re here!”
Hyung: “Who sent you?”
(Segal stops dead in his tracks. There is a long pause.)
Segal: “Uh… you don’t know him. He’s anonymous. He’s a rich millionare that is often hired to save the world.”
Hyung: “And his name?”
Segal: “Charlie.”
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.11.04 – 2:19 pm | #
(Hyung chuckles a bit. The chuckling turns into laughter. The laughter turns into a grea uproar.)
Segal: “I’m telling the truth.”
Hyung: “Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Whoo, oh… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ahh…… Sure you are, Steve. IS that gun even real?”
Segal: “Wanna find out?” (Points the gun at Hyung)
Hyung: “Hell yeah.” (In a swift motion, Hyung disarms Segal and points the gun back on him.) “What? this thing is light as paper! This ain’t real!”
(Segal moves for the Gun, but Hyung sidesteps quickly, sending Segal stumbing into the other room.
End of Episode one.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.11.04 – 2:25 pm | #
does episode 2 have tom cruise playing the part of a white ninja??
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 02.11.04 – 5:12 pm | #
This will all end in tears.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 02.11.04 – 5:48 pm | #
Woo! I am Electric Jesus!
…No I’m not, I just wanted some attention.
I’m so lonely…
Weston | Email | Homepage | 02.11.04 – 6:16 pm | #
Ah fun times. That got me to dig into the archives…great to see those old comics again…
Tokyo Cab Driver | Email | Homepage | 02.11.04 – 9:31 pm | #
Of course it will end in tears! Episode 2 will include the Backstreet Boys!
And it was pretty funny how Hyung handled that weapon. Must be the familiarity with firearms that comes with having Korean-shop-owner genes…
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.11.04 – 9:43 pm | #
I miss Hyung now… I need him to fill my weeks with cynicism and pretty pictures.
sightandsound | Email | Homepage | 02.11.04 – 11:14 pm | #
Merci, Tabby. Steven Segal is one of the funniest actors on the planet (I mean, *you* try and put up the same serious face throughout an entire movie regardless of circumstances). You shouldn’t have made him stick out his tongue though, that’s, like, another facial expression – don’t overexert the poor guy.
Can’t wait for part 2. If it involves more Steven Segal and possibly Kung Fool cameos, I’m there.
VWorkin | Email | Homepage | 02.12.04 – 3:05 am | #
Aww man.
*DFG tucks the kung fool link into the ‘glacial’ folder, and walks off.*
DFG | Email | Homepage | 02.12.04 – 10:00 am | #
El Hombre, for one, will keep favourite of KF.
Then again, El Hombre kept his favourite of Maison Otaku, even after it disappeared all those years ago.
El Hombre | Email | Homepage | 02.12.04 – 1:37 pm | #
I check this site at least 8 times a day. I imagine it is because I am part hyper little dog.
Kohrak | Email | Homepage | 02.12.04 – 2:19 pm | #
Episode 2 Tomorrow. Thanks for the suguesstions.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.12.04 – 4:26 pm | #
Is it just me, or time during janurary or feburary, Uncle Hyung dissappears for some ungodly amount of time leaving us in tormoil and dispare?
Chris Da Amazing | Email | Homepage | 02.12.04 – 6:45 pm | #
very astute observation
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 02.12.04 – 7:57 pm | #
lmao @ tabby… that scenario is sooo true… well i for one will pull in to reach the goal of 300 comments….
(pause)
hey, why’s everyone cringing????
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 02.12.04 – 11:35 pm | #
http://www.scribblekid.org/chugw…comic.php? id=51
(snort) yeah, scribblekid’s got WAY too much integrity to cave in to you perverts’ demands for nudity and TEH HOT SECKS. That’s why he shut down his interactive kiddy porn site.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.13.04 – 2:07 am | #
Scribblekid shut down the porn site!?
Goddman, I was wondering where it went. Dammit!
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.13.04 – 2:48 am | #
Hey just read about the Elite Korean Security guards! I remember watching a BBC report on how the Koreans would handle English Football hooligans by hiring several thousand korean students and then proceeding to pummel them with martial arts, huge budgeoning objects and even bloody chopper mobile strike teams who rappel down into the middle of the mass of fat, plastic chair throwing Londoners to reap bruises and painful holds!
Sod being in a strike in Korea! o.o
Pudduh | Email | Homepage | 02.13.04 – 4:37 am | #
Waiting for ep. 2, el Tabbo!
Mh… football hooligans… that reminds me: Despite what it might seem by the recent US v. Mex soccer match, we love you as much as the rest of the world. n__n
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.13.04 – 8:03 am | #
This is what happens when you invade other countries unilaterally, try to ban abortion, freak out over a nipple, want to put weapons in outer space, won’t let gay people get married…
Am I forgetting anything?
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 02.13.04 – 10:39 am | #
This is what happens when you unbalance the budget, try to privatize social security, try to bankrupt medicare, go AWOL from the national guard …
Well, Mr. Kim, at least you could have told us where you were going, so we could sit quietly on hour hands while you were gone. Now, we don’t know where you are, we don’t have any new links, and all we have left are 300 posts and speculative fiction with Steve Segal. Sigh.
Still, my productivity at home should go through the roof…
AllanL5 | Email | Homepage | 02.13.04 – 1:39 pm | #
You’re forgetting the occpuation of Mars, Chakka. Whoa, Hyung likes Kurt Vonnegut? Way ta go!!
EPISODE 2: ATTACK OF THE ELRON/SMITH CLONES
(Segal stumbles into the the living room. The front door opens and Tom Cruise peeks in slightly.)
Tom Cruise: “Hello?”
Segal: (Dusting himself off) “Hey, Tommy-boy, ol’ pal.”
Hyung: “What that- Hey!” (Hyung stutters in disbelief.) “You’re… you’re… Brad Pitt!”
(Tom lets loose a very heavy sigh.)
Tom: “Are you Mr. Kim?”
Hyung: “Yeah, that’s me… You were great in Fight Club. Please, call me Hyung.”
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.13.04 – 1:41 pm | #
Tom: “Thank you Mr. Kim-er, Hyung. Uh… (Looks at Segal) I think I saw a ninja run up the stairs.
(Long Pause. Segal stands there, motionless, as if letting the thought settle in his head. Suddenly, he turns around and runs full speed out the room, screaming.)
Segal: “YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
Hyung: “…”
Tom: “Sorry about that. I couldn’t find a baby sitter. I had to take him with me. I was, (Points to the window) right outside. I thought you had moved.”
Hyung: “I did move. I forgot my watch in here somewhere…”
Tom: “Whatever, it’s not imporant. Anyways, I came here to talk to you. I’ve got some urgent business.”
Hyung: “Urgent?”
Tom: “Urgent.”
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.13.04 – 1:46 pm | #
(Long Pause. From upstairs, we hear Segal pretend fighting.)
Segal: “Hiya! HAH!! Hiii-YAH!! Take that, vile ninja leader!!
Hyung: “…”
Tom: “…”
Hyung: “You were saying?”
Tom: “Oh yeah, urgent business. Anyways, It kidna… starts with a story.”
Hyung: “Go.”
Tom: “…” (Long Pause.) “Well, it’s not really a story, it’s more of an anecdo-”
Hyung: “Just speak, you bastard.”
Tom: “Okay, About a week ago, I get a call from my agent. He says there’s this group that want’s to produce a movie, based on your web-comic, Kung Fool. I looked through your site, rather enjoying the story going on there, and my agent tells me, we’re gonna make a movie based on your comic.”
Hyung: “…Huh.”
Segal: “Hah! Your laser does NOTHING against my FORCE-FIELD!”
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.13.04 – 1:47 pm | #
Tom: “… Uh… Yeah. So, anyways, we get to talking and we decide that your story, the Murder Mystery one, is great. Kids love vampires and demons, it’s got action, and it definitly sets itself up for a twist. And, best of all, we got David Fincher to direct. You know, Fight Club, Seven. This shit’s right up his alley.”
Hyung: “Whoa.”
Tom: “So now that we got David, we have to make a movie. We got Segal, up there, playing the part of Ken-Poochie, and we got Selma Hayak as May.”
Hyung: “Half.”
Tom: “Half?”
Hyung: “Of the profits.”
Tom: “Fuck you, half. We’re here to offer you ten and a position as a writer.”
Hyung: “Hey, it’s my goddamn characters and story, I should be the directing-”
Segal: “Ninjas!!”
End of Episode 2
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.13.04 – 1:47 pm | #
I hate spammers. I wish I could include this code into the comment page. I been getting too many “debt free” spams.
anon i mouse | Email | Homepage | 02.13.04 – 3:23 pm | #
goddamnit i knew only formatting tags work but i thought at least it’d show up as text… ok i’m gonna stop trying to do stuff with the comments page.
anon i mouse | Email | Homepage | 02.13.04 – 3:25 pm | #
I think us (As in the forum members) killed him through our randomness or his lack of Justin Timberlake.
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 02.13.04 – 6:36 pm | #
So is he really gone forever?
Sandstar | Email | Homepage | 02.13.04 – 8:15 pm | #
Dammit, Ed…
Y-you and Gre3n had it in you…
You guys could’ve Timberlaked (or Bloom’d) him back to life but you lost him…
You lost him for all of us…
*sniffle*
>Am I forgetting anything?
You could count that they call football, soccer.
>EPISODE 2
Brilliant! But wait… where’s Mr. Bean in all this?!?
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.13.04 – 8:17 pm | #
steven segal as ken-poochie
brilliant!
http://kungfool.transpect.net/we…K/ 200306_3.html
and a little imagination should keep me going all night
all valentines night =(
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 02.14.04 – 12:30 am | #
Think of this as my valentines to all of you, my starry droogs.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal…w.php? id=140820
Enjoy, or I shall fetch you a horrorshow good tolchock on the gulliver and viddy your zeebles come flying out of your rot, you grahzny bratchnies. Right right? Right right.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.14.04 – 12:40 am | #
Hope y’all having fun on Valentine’s..
Part 2 Segal+Cruise/Pitt = veeery nice.
VWorkin | Email | Homepage | 02.14.04 – 4:34 am | #
At last!
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.14.04 – 1:20 pm | #
Joy!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.14.04 – 4:39 pm | #
yay!
now if only morgue’s link worked…
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 02.15.04 – 1:45 am | #
Only… it does work. o__O
(Bonjour Monsieur, right?)
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.15.04 – 7:17 am | #
Hey it’s not just the French. Most of Europe and Asia, isn’t it? At least Koreans wear briefs. Maybe Africa and Australia too. Why don’t we just say everywhere except US?
I didn’t even know about boxers for first 5 years I lived in US.
anon i mouse | Email | Homepage | 02.15.04 – 7:48 am | #
*In Hyung’s house.*
EdFanMH *Wearing rubber gloves and has two stick-wide metal pole connected to eachother. Sparks start coming out of the 2 poles.*: I’m coming Hyung!
Hyung *Drops his stuff and flees*: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Crazy person in my home! *EdFanMH touches Hyung with the two electrcity-producing poles but accidently takes off his gloves. Both Hyung and EdFanMH get electircuted, survive and got the blame put on Ramen.*
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 02.15.04 – 3:57 pm | #
Oh by the way, people read way to much into stuff sometimes. LOTR is just LOTR not the fucking communist manifesto. Christ.
Otacon | Email | Homepage | 02.15.04 – 6:34 pm | #
*Backhands Otacon.*
Don’t you dare insult anime, fanfics, video games and porn agian.
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 02.15.04 – 7:00 pm | #
Yes, I totally hate anime/video games. Hence the name Otacon, here comes the clue train, next stop, you.
Seriously though, come on. I doubt that Tolkien was writing LOTR to make young people enviromental socialists. Just to make them into geeks.
Otacon | Email | Homepage | 02.15.04 – 9:14 pm | #
Ed? Go away. You’re annoying.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.15.04 – 9:51 pm | #
“…Both Hyung and EdFanMH get electircuted, survive and got the blame put on Ramen.”
…and that’s how I ended up in jail being raped on a weekly basis by the Arañas Negras gang, kids!
And about the boxer-briefs debate, in my case I grew up wearing briefs and only in my late teens did I found the wonder that is boxers. Overall, I’d agree -in my ignorance- with Anon in his analysis of the worldwide boxer-wearing demographic.
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.15.04 – 11:58 pm | #
Well, since H.S.K. is off growing antlers or building a stonehenge or whatever it is he thinks he’s doing, it’s up to me to provide the 4W350M 1337 n1nj4 1inxx0r5.
http://www.textfiles.com/uploads…s/ pansexual.txt
(More Valentine’s fun! Read it with someone you love.)
http://www.btinternet.com/~david…~david.st/b3ta/
(Hell, for all I know, I got this link from Hyung in the first place. WTF)
http://www.totallyscrewed.net/
(Time for a bit of the old Ultraviolence!)
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.16.04 – 12:00 am | #
boxers at home
to protect the sperm count
briefs when im out
just in case
plus boxers end up riding when any amount of walking is performed
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 02.16.04 – 1:34 am | #
It’s also funny/disturbing how most of these fuckers can’t distinguish between Peter Jackson’s movies and Tolkien’s novels. Anyway, the usual banter around the books used to be that it’s a transparent allegory for WWII — what with all its obsession over the ‘ultimate weapon’ et al. Tolkien denied all of it, of course — it’s just a fantasy, er, fantastic history, born out of his linguistic fascinations.
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 02.16.04 – 12:24 pm | #
It’s too cold for boxers here.
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 02.16.04 – 12:24 pm | #
Screw all this crap. Either H. S. makes with the cartoons or shit starts getting bombed. That’s the way it is.
Cavin’s a Furry | Email | Homepage | 02.16.04 – 9:27 pm | #
I’ve just discovered boxers, and I’m never going back!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.16.04 – 10:51 pm | #
A Pair of Briefs to Rule Them All,
A Pair of Briefs to Find Them,
A Pair of Briefs to Bring Them All,
And in the Darkness Bind Them.
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 02.17.04 – 2:19 am | #
Steven Seagull as Ken-Poochie is nice casting, but I have a problem seeing Hyung follow him anywhere for any reason…
Martin | Email | Homepage | 02.17.04 – 7:23 am | #
Here is a link for you guys… happy belated valentines!
http://www.skysetfire.com/images…s/ valentine.jpg
Chris da Amazing | Email | Homepage | 02.17.04 – 8:12 am | #
“And in the Darkness Bind Them.”
How very fitting! :D
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.17.04 – 4:30 pm | #
Come back Hyung!
I am SPOON! | Email | Homepage | 02.17.04 – 5:13 pm | #
quote
El Hombre, for one, will keep favourite of KF.
Then again, El Hombre kept his favourite of Maison Otaku, even after it disappeared all those years ago.
El Hombre | Email | 02.12.04 – 1:32 pm | #
end quote
I still check Maison Otaku once a week.
kree | Email | Homepage | 02.17.04 – 5:48 pm | #
El Hombre needs to stop talking in third person.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.17.04 – 8:21 pm | #
Eeem… he IS going to be back, right?
c-nut | Email | Homepage | 02.17.04 – 11:48 pm | #
Only if we hit 500 posts
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 02.18.04 – 12:56 am | #
then onwards!!
to 500 or so!!
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 02.18.04 – 3:23 am | #
I’ve been govoreeting for ages that my neeznies are too malenky for my great bolshy yarbles.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.18.04 – 4:00 am | #
BEANS!
Kohrak | Email | Homepage | 02.18.04 – 12:46 pm | #
Ey. Ey. I’ll say it again, Ey
Mon Hogosha | Email | Homepage | 02.18.04 – 1:18 pm | #
quote
Still gone, won’t be back. Good riddance to bad rubbish!
end quote
although maybe he is seriously gone.
but then again some of my favorite work came after 3 month sabbaticals.
kree | Email | Homepage | 02.18.04 – 6:15 pm | #
My English-Nadsat translator is my new most favouritist thing in the whole wide world.
My bro’s opinion, “If you ‘er not getting any, it ain’t because you’re slant eyed, it ’cause you ugly! Don’t blame us for your mediocre sharries, real dobby smottovat lewdies always get laid, O my brothers. Ugly devotchkas are at least easy lays, guys, you have to offer something. You have to give the devotchka some reason to be with you…”
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.18.04 – 11:51 pm | #
Kung Fool! – The other never-ending story…
Suvorov | Email | Homepage | 02.19.04 – 12:07 am | #
Does it still count as missing if your pee doesnt go into the toilet but it does end up in the bathroom?
Kohrak | Email | Homepage | 02.19.04 – 1:23 am | #
My little part towards 500 posts
I miss stealing links from Hyung for my link of the day thing. Here’s a good one though.
Play Sim City Classic online free
CrazyDave | Email | Homepage | 02.19.04 – 5:03 am | #
Boxer-briefs are the wave of the future, friends. It’s like boxers AND briefs, but TOGETHER!
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 02.19.04 – 9:04 am | #
Gah. What will they think of next?
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 02.19.04 – 12:23 pm | #
>happy belated valentines!
>Chris da Amazing
wouldn’t it be funny if u remembered to tell us before you remembered to tell ur girlfriend? (funny for me anyways…)
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 02.19.04 – 1:41 pm | #
HYUNG WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
k-man | Email | Homepage | 02.19.04 – 5:06 pm | #
maybe hyung is busy getting laid
naaaa….
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 02.19.04 – 9:00 pm | #
Give him the space, people. If he were really gone, we wouldn’t be posting here.
VWorkin | Email | Homepage | 02.20.04 – 12:45 am | #
See? See?! I stop complaining, and he runs off! Are you happy, now?
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 02.20.04 – 1:01 am | #
I like swords.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.20.04 – 3:05 am | #
But, do you like sword-chucks?
This reminds of that joke about the gay TMNT…
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.20.04 – 5:30 am | #
El Hombre dislikes swords, and prefers to dispose of his adversaries using the manly art of Grappling.
El Hombre | Email | Homepage | 02.20.04 – 7:23 am | #
You mean, Crotch Grappling.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.20.04 – 8:40 am | #
That’s lie and you know it hands!
EdFanMH WAS Electric Jesus | Email | Homepage | 02.20.04 – 12:16 pm | #
lol, so in that particular martial art, are boxers or briefs the uniform?
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 02.20.04 – 12:50 pm | #
haaa. come on.
orange144 | Email | Homepage | 02.20.04 – 2:07 pm | #
It’s a real fighting form. Swedish Crtoch Grappling.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.20.04 – 3:16 pm | #
Sword-Chucks YO!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.20.04 – 6:41 pm | #
fire-sword-chucks would be cooler
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 02.20.04 – 6:53 pm | #
You know, on campus, all the girls swoon for one of the Asian guys…. he is, seriously, one of the hottest things striding down the burning concrete. Not as cute as my Ryan, but man!
Achyvi | Email | Homepage | 02.20.04 – 9:04 pm | #
Hey, everybody! Help me torture this stupid German chat-bot!
http://forbin.parsimony.net/
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.20.04 – 10:12 pm | #
So I guess he really is never coming back…
sightandsound | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 – 12:31 am | #
You know Tabby, I really can’t tell wether the grapplee’s face is that of pain or delight.
And talking about chucking: just imagine crotch-grappling, brief-piercing, flaming sword chucks. There’s your WMD right ‘ere!
Oh, and Ed? Impersonating a certified Electric Jesus is a federal offense. I’d recommed rethinking your statement while you ponder how uncool would it be to have the Arañas Negras gang being friendly to you in jail.
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 – 3:57 am | #
Achyvi is right, as well as Hyung’s bro, i’m asian and I never have a problem meeting girls and going out. Hahaha “If you ‘er not getting any, it ain’t because you’re slant eyed, it ’cause you ugly!”
kms8 | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 – 10:39 am | #
lmao, it’s a mantra to live by… my sis married a half-white half-chinese guy (he looks more asian than anything tho), and she had to step over quite a few girls… i’m always checkin out the oriental shops everytime i’m in the chinese district of vancouver, hoping to catch a fine asian guy myself … it’s the indian guys who got seriously gipped, tho, lol…
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 – 1:49 pm | #
November 28th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
2004, eh? No mention of “Kill Harry” so there was at least some progress since this particular comic was posted…
Anyway, I think Chugworth Academy has pretty much the same update schedule as of late.
November 29th, 2008 at 3:02 am
Yeah this is pre kill harry, the manga club and murder also got a few more pages
December 5th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
I AM STILL RATHER FOND OF SWORDS.