Krazykimchi2008 no.Two
Sunday, August 10th, 2008 by Krazykimchi
That FTP is whatever. Here is new comic.
I jus’ want to make it clear, I personally think people who make themselves a character in their own comics, those people are hella lame and double plus ungood.
My brother’s finally getting around to listening to Harry Potter, the sixth and seventh books… the one’s narrated by Jim Dale. And I sayz to him, I sayz, “You know, that Dumbledore’s one messed up family, sister’s psycho crazy, brother’s a goat-fucker, and Albus’s a fag.”
Isn’t that wonderful, and I leave you now with some words from ol’ George Baileydown at the Savings & Loans:
“You’re thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe.
The money’s not here. Your money’s in Joe’s house…right next to yours. And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin’s house, and a hundred others. Why, you’re lending them the money to build, and then, they’re going to pay it back to you as best they can. Now what are you going to do? Foreclose on them?…Now wait…now listen…now listen to me. I beg of you not to do this thing.
If Potter gets hold of this Building and Loan there’ll never be another decent house built in this town. He’s already got charge of the bank. He’s got the bus line. He’s got the department stores. And now he’s after us. Why? Well, it’s very simple. Because we’re cutting in on his business, that’s why. And because he wants to keep you living in his slums and paying the kind of rent he decides. Joe, you lived in one of those Potter houses, didn’t you? Well, have you forgotten? Have you forgotten what he charged you for that broken-down shack? Here, Ed. You know, you remember last year when things weren’t going so well, and you couldn’t make your payments? You didn’t lose your house, did you? Do you think Potter would have let you keep it?
Can’t you understand what’s happening here? Don’t you see what’s happening? Potter isn’t selling. Potter’s buying! And why? Because we’re panicky and he’s not. That’s why. He’s picking up some bargains.
Now, we can get through this thing all right. We’ve got to stick together, though. We’ve got to have faith in each other.”
August 10th, 2008 at 1:46 am
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
August 10th, 2008 at 2:57 am
But I HAVE a home.
August 10th, 2008 at 4:32 am
Why does anyone pay for pr0n? That’s what the internet’s for isn’t it?
August 10th, 2008 at 6:02 am
Heh. I like the Nestor character. Nice hat BTW.
Later,
DanG
August 10th, 2008 at 6:29 am
Yeah, I’m back in the comic, and not as a puppet, yay. But I look like Snidely Whiplash!
August 10th, 2008 at 8:55 am
“Tell yo’ momma what she already knows: all them bitches ain’t nothin’ but hoes!”
I love self-depreciating comics, actually. The more absurd, the better. If you just made shit like this (Now with extra shit like this!), i’d either be content or elated.
August 10th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Fapping to feet while expressing a desire to have balls crushed? Rock bottom. Bounce up!
August 10th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Eh. If it’s such a problem, why not invite guest artists to continue or resolve plot lines ala’ “alternate universe.” Hell, even the webcomics that have “made it” (ex. Colonel Kurtz’s PVP Online) do it all the time. I suppose you could also do what Derek Kirk Kim of small stories seems to be doing - just write the story and have some other guy draw it…
You could even take the Jap model of doing things and have them pay you to have their guest strips posted on your site. Then you could rip them apart with composition critiques the following weeks for even more content.
August 10th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Who the hell you think I am?
I’m this guy who use to throw out some comic strips on the web 4 years ago, that’s two life times in internet years.
Anybody who’d be interested would suck, anybody who’d do an interesting job would have his own shit going on. Besides, what wrong with you people?
I understand, the web, the infinite waiting rooms of time and all, but dudes & dudettes… c’mon!!
You know?
Ya’know!
I’d say get a life, but then there’d be no reason for anyone of us to be here.
That being said, anybody wanna “finish” anyone of them, with or without my script of even permission, be my guest.
August 10th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Like the man said, this is something popular webcomics do, the unspoken transaction is that the newbies get exposure in exchange for art. It’s only a temporary thing usually, like a week’s vacation extravaganza. There’s no “even” about it, it’s something only the popular ones can do.
Eh.
August 10th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Well…you could always make sprite comics. Somewhere between that, a book, and writing for an actual comic series, Clevinger climbed the ladder of wordsmith popularity and success.
August 10th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I imagine the choice would be nothing for several weeks verses a week of WTF amateur comics from Deviant-tartists followed by critical analysis of said works. Perhaps you could consider it a public service…
Besides, I’m not so sure Greg Dean, “Krazy Krow”, Michael Poe, and Fred Gallagher are really much of a threat to you despite the fact they tend to do exactly as I said (a week or two off at times with guest artists). For every individual with talent, there’s at least a hand full of wannabees who want a taste of the limelight…
August 11th, 2008 at 2:34 am
Oh man, thanks for the laugh. Take Care of yourself, eh?
August 11th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Hyung is back. All is well in the world.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
“Fapping to feet while expressing a desire to have balls crushed? Rock bottom. Bounce up!”
He may be laying on his back in a gutter, but he’s fapping at the stars, man.
August 11th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
A half-dead artist leaving us It’s a Wonderful Life quotes to think on?
I’m getting mixed signals of nihilism and hope. It’s like old times again, welcome back Hyung!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVS3WNt7yRU
August 13th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Hell with ad revenue. Sure, you can rely on it for sporadic few bucks when a fan needs to build a $5000 server, but that’s not going to get you anywhere. It’s nice to have, but maybe you should also sell some merchandise.
August 13th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
… are you the guy that bought the shitton of ram through amazon last month? If so, thankee