I hear you play the piano
Friday, June 27th, 2008 by Krazykimchi
So in 2005, my aunt, in Korea tried to set me up in with a nice girl to settle down with. I was told to reply to to some chicks, and me being me, drew some comics instead. This is, sadly the only I can upload without revealing confidential info.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:49 am
whoa. Good thing you explained the picture, I couldn’t recall that one at all.
… soooo, did you score?
June 27th, 2008 at 9:28 am
This is why I’m still here :D
June 27th, 2008 at 9:57 am
I seem to recall she had this really long neck.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:07 am
So that’s how it feels, huh? Reminds me of the times when I’m tired and lazy and wish that I could just tumble down stairs like a beachball. Not like a human, breaking bones, getting bruised, beginning to bleed and lose consciousness.
June 27th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I dunno; if you tighten up into a ball well enough, you could probably roll down a flight of stairs with minimum injuries. Of course, you could probably get, like, an over-sized hamster ball, throw a couple of pillows in it, and try it that way.
June 27th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Hehe. I had the same thing happen through an aunt as well. Turns out the girl was working on a PhD in psychology and was sent back to Korea for some odd reason regarding her visa, so apparently I was going to be the vector for another one…
Luckily (or unluckily, depending on how you look at it), she claimed she was too busy to respond to my singular e-mail of greeting.
June 27th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Freelance> This page was never posted before
June 28th, 2008 at 2:29 am
Fashionable as ever :)
Fallen for you? or Dumped from great height?
June 29th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Good question Dave… I’d like to know too…
June 29th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I’m just amazed that Hyung is still alive and at large.
Later,
DanG
June 30th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
hi.
July 1st, 2008 at 6:06 am
Love the Chinkman t-shirt.
So what you’re saying here, is if we want more comics we gotta set you up with the womens?
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:55 pm
… I was excited there for a moment, thinking this was new.
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:23 pm
But it IS new. Never posted before.
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I do not think your use of ‘new’ matches with the typical interpretation of ‘new’. As, by your definition, the inside of a pyramid is new, as i’ve never seen it before.
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:13 am
Call it a “premiere”? Though since the intended audience of one has already seen it before (I assume), I guess this is more like leftovers. The old crumbs from days gone by, still a feast for the hungry. Or at least a passable snack.
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:08 am
Oh hey what’s this headline
NASA – New planet discovered
New archaeological discoveries in Tibet
New dinosaur species unearthed in Patagonia
New Pyramid discovered in Egypt
New work by Beethoven discovered
July 4th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
That only means they’re on the same level of stupid as you.
July 4th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Will Nestor be able to recover from the SEVERE BURNS inflicted by Neo Kojiro? Can order be restored to the comments? Who is that Neowhatever guy anyway? Find out next update, only on KrazyKimchi.com!
July 5th, 2008 at 5:59 am
I guess that when it’s obvious enough that something is quite old, one can call a recent discovery “new” without causing confusion. Though I may be sliding towards the nitpicker’s position, as a “new work by Beethoven” makes me wonder ever so slightly if he rose from his grave. But I guess “previously unknown” is too long for headlines?
July 8th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
God Neo could you be more tedious.
http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=new
# not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered; “a new law”; “new cars”; “a new …
# fresh: original and of a kind not seen before; “the computer produced a completely novel proof of a well-known theorem”
# raw: lacking training or experience; “the new men were eager to fight”; “raw recruits”
# having no previous example or precedent or parallel; “a time of unexampled prosperity”
# new(a): other than the former one(s); different; “they now have a new leaders”; “my new car is four years old but has only 15,000 miles on it”; “ready to take a new direction”
# unaffected by use or exposure; “it looks like new”
# newfangled: (of a new kind or fashion) gratuitously new; “newfangled ideas”; “she buys all these new-fangled machines and never uses them”
# in use after medieval times; “New Eqyptian was the language of the 18th to 21st dynasties”
# Modern: used of a living language; being the current stage in its development; “Modern English”; “New Hebrew is Israeli Hebrew”
# (of crops) harvested at an early stage of development; before complete maturity; “new potatoes”; “young corn”
# newly: very recently; “they are newly married”; “newly raised objections”; “a newly arranged hairdo”; “grass new washed by the rain”; “a freshly cleaned floor”; “we are fresh out of tomatoes”
# unfamiliar; “new experiences”; “experiences new to him”; “errors of someone new to the job”
July 8th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
I stand firmly by my original point that this comic wasn’t recently done, regardless of how recently it was first brought to our attention.
Also that everyone who isn’t me is a moron, but that’s really more of a constant theme of my existence than anything prominent in this discussion.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Or something like that, my dad used to say.
Later,
DanG
July 11th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
But it wouldn’t be such a bad thing to recieve Mr. T’s pity, would it?
July 12th, 2008 at 1:21 am
That saying only works if one’s a fool to begin with. I, however, am an internet guru, and an awesome guy besides.
July 12th, 2008 at 3:26 am
The Man of Teflon. And Rubber. At the same time! He came to the internet…
July 12th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
YOU BASTARDS BLEW UP THE IMAGE CHAN THINGY!
July 13th, 2008 at 6:02 am
You mean the imageboard? Nestor just refuses to link to it from the main page. To make people like me bookmark it, and then follow the “home” link on that page to this page, and then type in “forum” after the domain address to complete my round. No, I haven’t bookmarked the forum, because I don’t want two different Krazy Kimchi bookmarks next to each other. They might breed.
If you’re not referring to the imageboard, then yes, they blew it up. They’re dynamite!
July 26th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Wow. We hit 28 messages and then flatlined again. The King is dead! Long live the King.
Later,
DanG
July 27th, 2008 at 3:29 am
I didn’t dare to multipost. Nestor should, however, post something else. It’s been a month now.
July 29th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Hehe… they might breed….
And this comic needs context! I DEMAND CONTEXT!
July 30th, 2008 at 11:35 am
The context is at the top, mostly. I think it’s basicly that he feels he was just dropped into it, apparently from several stories up.
A webcomic artist, breed? Inconceivable!
July 30th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Conceeeiiive it!
July 30th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
LUCKY ALERT
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:21 pm
HAY GUYZ WHATS GOIN O–*gets shot*
August 2nd, 2008 at 11:04 pm
POOOOORRRRRQUUUUEEEEEEEE??!!??!?!?!?!
…
Dibs on his shoes.
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:31 am
What, those three-dollar sandles? You’d get more money by harvesting his organs while he’s KOed.
August 3rd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Sandles? ‘Sandles’ sez supa-genius Neo Kojiro? I bet you’re real frugle in this dismle economy.
Later,
DanG
August 4th, 2008 at 10:27 am
You know, the english language is pretty much made up as it goes along. As far as you know, i’m just the new wave of correct.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:37 am
lolcatz r teh korekt. all els r rong.
August 5th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Dude, you got braised by the carrot. And its funny cuz you’re usually the spelling/grammar nazi [just in case the irony is lost on anyone else]
August 6th, 2008 at 2:59 am
Actually, i’m more for punctuation than anything; i suck at spelling, although i can’t forgive anyone who doesn’t fucking try.
Although, in my defense, the word ‘sandal’ rhymes with ‘candle’ and ‘handle’, so i feel justified in my spelling of it.
August 7th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Dammit people! Have you no life??? What are you still doing here?
And why are you all looking at me like that?