Sword wielding May
Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 by Nestor
Volume 2 of Adam Warren’s empowered just came out. Amazon only has volume one, it seems. Bleh.
The skull fucking bill of 2007.
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Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007
Finally, someone puts a stop to this abhorrent practice.
Oh yeah, that big ass banner below the post is amazon’s unbox where you can download movies and series directly. No annoying CD cases and wrappings to take care of and clutter up your tiny apartments, way of the future!
November 7th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
neet
November 7th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
If it’s so “neet” Why aren’t we even in the top100 at twc?
November 7th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Empowered? Just came out? Its been out over a month! What is this, a magazine? I’m paying good money to get my news in a timely fashon god damnit! Kids these days… GET OFF MY LAWN!
November 7th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
Lips seem ultra-far from nose … or maybe just too close to chin … or maybe my whole sense of perspective isn’t manga-y enuff ….
I’d still do her tho. Just aim a tad lower after getting the earlock.
Later,
DanG
November 10th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Its his fat lip drawing style that he got into a few years back, some pople like it, some people think it looks like everyones from the Jolie family. About the Amazon box things, sometimes I see em, sometimes I don’t, they have issues Nestor?
November 10th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
The ads are all on rotation, trying desperately to combat the total and utter banner blindness you people obviously have. The biggun under the post should show either amazon or the thrillist mailing list, so if it’s blank yeah, they must be having problems.
November 12th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
We don’t need less skull fucking, but we do need more skull fucking of the right people.
November 13th, 2007 at 10:07 am
Can’t we just take the skulls? Do we have to fuck them? I don’t waaant tooo. :(
November 13th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
I donno, I think quality of the experience might be effected by how dead the skull’s owner is. I can’t imagine dry bone would be all that much fun, but I do wonder how the level decomposition would effect things.
I’m kind of having a morally numb moment here, so I’m thinking that this probably sounds like a creepy way to think about it rather than make jokes such like.
November 16th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
What about skull fucking head cheese?
November 17th, 2007 at 2:51 am
Oh now you’re just being silly.
And do you mean like the sausage you make from a pig’s facial meat and stuff?
donno. Besides I don’t have the equipment to get direct experience so it would be hearsay no matter what.
November 18th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Yes, the sausage made from pig head meat. I just figured it was a way to have the pleasures of the aforementioned action, with the desired body part, without the limitations of the depth of a skulls’ ocular pits. There’s also the benefit that head cheese should keep longer than an actual head.
The only lacking part would be the knowledge of the lack of discomfort by the recipient, so I suppose the substitution is all kind of moot… but perhaps if the used sausage were fed to the originally desired recipient? Or maybe even applied to their orbits?
November 18th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
I donno, I ain’t got the right parts.
November 18th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
“head cheese” is slang for smegma. So this conversation is making me nauseous.
I guess it’s time for a new post or something.
November 18th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
I though that was “dick cheese”?
November 20th, 2007 at 8:28 am
why are those people even hanging around the floor for? shouldn’t they be prepared as they arrive and hit the place in attention? dammit, american leadership, no sense of ceremony.
November 21st, 2007 at 3:23 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheese
GAH
It’s a kind of food you ingrate!
Now I’m all grossed out. Let’s go back to talking about skull fucking.