Samurai Lesbian Schoolgirls
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 by Krazykimchi
Hmm… somehow, I doubt it… but thanks for your suggestion, DanGur.
Nestor, add links and plugs, I’ma gonna catch some Zzzzsssssssssssss.
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Yes sah!
The original sword wielding japanese schoogirl (Lesbian status: unknown)
Omron HEM-790IT Automatic Blood Pressure Monitor with Advanced Omron Health Management Software
Just found this looking for blood related stuff, isn’t it nifty?
Edward Gorey’s Gashlycrumb tinies online
and
The Gashlycrumb Tinies book from amazon
This model shows what a man’s body would look like if each part grew in proportion to the area of the cortex of the brain concerned with its sensory perception.
Typenow, free movie and TV-show themed fonts.
River Styx a weird greek underworld themed flash site, with 3d graphics and a lot of hotspots to click and homespun philosophy to read. At first I thought it might be some sort of scientology site but not anymore. Weird.
Freefall, a cool sci-fi webcomic, stars a furry but it’s not an actual furry comic.
I’ve just upgraded wordpress so a few things will be wonky around the website for a while…
July 31st, 2007 at 5:33 am
DUDE! Tell me theres plans for a squal! Oh and first.
July 31st, 2007 at 5:34 am
Squal being sequel of course. Doh.
July 31st, 2007 at 8:34 am
Why is the wind coming from the side and not from below? Seriously! (Not really.)
July 31st, 2007 at 9:18 am
Bwuhahaha. Classy.
Here’s one for the linkfest The Sikipedia page on Lesbians
July 31st, 2007 at 12:27 pm
yow! put some blurry over that shiz. hasn’t been this inappropriate since spiderman’s jizz swing
July 31st, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Sez the guy with a link to a toon porn board in his name
July 31st, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Woah! That was TOO cool. I need to sit down.
Erp. Slight difficulty with the pants now attempting the sit down. I’ll just stand here awhile.
Move along. Nothing to see here folks!
I saved that picture. I wonder if Snapfish.com can blow that sucker up to poster size?
I’s so happy!
Later,
DanG
July 31st, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Here’s the high res version, big guy. Go have a ball:
http://krazykimchi.com/zmisc/2007-07-31-slsg%20copy.png
I’m waiting for DFG’s hausfrauishness…
Hey, I’m being Gay friendly.
July 31st, 2007 at 4:39 pm
I demand a higher percentage of horseface per serving.
July 31st, 2007 at 5:51 pm
zzzz… huh what?
Can one actually hold that pose for long?
eh, whatevah.
July 31st, 2007 at 7:33 pm
I know the perfect sequel: Ninja Bisexual School Teacher. It could be a series, which each new installment focusing on a different position at school. Next would be Shinobi Transsexual School Principle and the finale Ronin Metrosexual School Janitor.
August 1st, 2007 at 5:45 am
Sequel Idea:
Lesbian Jedi – The Master and her Padewan.
August 1st, 2007 at 5:45 am
Weird, why won’t this thing keep my nick.
Define hausfrauishness.
What the heck could I say about it? If it were part of a story, but as is it’s not that interesting to me.
August 1st, 2007 at 3:04 pm
I’m more of a loyalist than i am a tick. Of course, it’d be more accurate to, if using the USA as a comparative medium, say that i’m one of those backwoods, redneck, usually-racist-and-bible-thumping militia extremists, the kind of guys who’d prefer to commit massive amounts of violence and/or murder against people they think are weakening the country, usually non-white races, the unreligious, lazy white-collar workers, homosexuals, and feminists, rather than try to accept any of those as being an advantage or improvement in/on/for the country.
Tl;dr version: I’m more interested in the continuation and well-being of the comic than i am the freedom and enjoyment of the author/artist.
Mind you, you’ll notice i don’t really bitch about the small, humorous, generally unrelated comic serieses such as Crazy Kimchi or that psuedo-auto-biographical comic that was posted with Kill Harry there for a while. So if you really don’t want me to be irate about the sudden stops, try holding off on the grand projects and continuing plots, assuming your ego can take such a blow as to not attempt ANOTHER plot outline you’ll never fuggin’ finish.
August 1st, 2007 at 5:59 pm
What can I say to such an earnest reply to something posted last week?
Lesbians,
Lesbians,
Lesbians.
We’re all Lesbians inside.
It’s beautiful, man.
It really is.
August 1st, 2007 at 6:16 pm
You might be. I’m not.
http://krazykimchi.com/imageboard/src/moveable%20feast.jpg
August 1st, 2007 at 6:26 pm
You’re just a fag is what you are.
August 1st, 2007 at 7:31 pm
I like what I like. You’re the one who feels the need to label everyone.
August 1st, 2007 at 8:58 pm
This is what I mean by “hausfrauishness.”
I’m trying to deflect NK there and you’re all like, “Dude, putting people in boxes is uncool, people are multi-dimensional beings and stuff, okay?”
Next thing, you’ll be writing, “If you can say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.”
And if I did THAT WOULD BE THE END OF ME!!!!!
(More so then usual.)
August 1st, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Bah, I’m just ignoring his little drama fest and messing with your head as obliquely as I can.
Why? ‘Cause you’re an evil stacker of a cartoonist and you broke our poor widdle hearts!
And I donno, I think I’m kind of missing a few important bits to be a true fag.
August 1st, 2007 at 10:39 pm
Yeah, I am pretty stacked myself, like how you say, a brick shithouse.
August 2nd, 2007 at 12:40 am
You say “Delightfully quaint Victorian era ground floor WC, with original fittings.”
August 2nd, 2007 at 9:29 am
Hey Nestor!
Just out of curiosity, have the hits gone up since that pic made the page? There’s got to be a lot of Google searches for ‘lesbian’ every freakin day!
Later,
DanG
August 2nd, 2007 at 11:50 am
Hyung, a couple of months ago you quoted prices for commissioned work. http://krazykimchi.com/comic/2007/04/11/trust-his-judgement/#comment-7197
I was the anonymous who asked you for the pricing. Unfortunately I have since discovered that I suck at writing scripts. If I were to write it as a more traditional book, would you be able to transplant it into a comic?
August 2nd, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Yes!
As long as it didn’t suck.
Or have enough ass-kickery to compensate for the suckatude.
I’d also use my critical skills, far more developed then artistic skills, to diagnose and offer helpful advice, if needed.
I was just talking to someone about their script and used these handy urls as examples of my work, the guest strip I did for sluggy 2 years ago:
http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=050604&mode=weekly
http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=050611&mode=weekly
The story’s still WTF, but I was pleasantly surprised at how well the whole thing turned out, especially the end. I thought, “Gee, this guy should do more comics, what happend to him??”
August 2nd, 2007 at 3:36 pm
He writes books about comics now, I think. Probably a promotion in this field
If this was a marvel or DC comic you could, maybe, successfully agitate for an art team replacement. As it is, it seems to have escaped your tiny little mind that you can’t actually separate those things.
DanGur> Google is still sending us hundreds and hundreds of naked wrestling aficionados, no lesbians just yet. Getting some hits for “learn to draw manga” and such.
Also someone looking for cues on how do you repent for murder? I wonder what the story is behind that…
August 2nd, 2007 at 3:51 pm
No, I was referring to ME in the third person.
T.Campbell actually got “Pop Star” made, it’s now called Divalicious:
http://www.tokyopop.com/product/1704
Ironic, since they passed on me for not being “Shoujo” enough and they go pick someone who draws more or less the same way. I would have liked the legitimacy getting printed would have brought me… not so wild about the content. Of course, compare that to a Harry Potter comic~~~~
August 2nd, 2007 at 3:53 pm
$2500+ for a Cintiq 21. I suppose you might get bang for your buck if it’s your profession but I don’t think I’ll be getting that anytime soon.
August 2nd, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Also T. Cambbell writes for Penny and Aggie http://www.pennyandaggie.com/
August 2nd, 2007 at 6:29 pm
He told me once that they thought well of you at Tokyo Pop, and you were very professional about it.
August 2nd, 2007 at 9:36 pm
All lies I’m sure. Soon after his rejection a team of crack commando chimpanzees burst threw the windows of their headquarters and commenced poo chucking at the entire staff of the place, but since no link could ever be made HSK’s hands remain clean. In both a literal and figurative sense. Nevertheless they know the source of the attack and keep tight lipped for fear of their dry cleaning tabs.
August 3rd, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Ah, but both DC and Marvel suck shit like pure-bred faggots BECAUSE they switch writers and artists time and again (although i’m less concerned with art than i am story). The only continuity that actually exists is when someone tries to make sense of the shit after it all happens.
Besides, i don’t want to replace Hyung; i just want him to get some dedicated work on the projects he’s already started. As i said before, i don’t want him to end up some flighty, flimsy fuckwad who can’t buckle down and get his shit together, like that douche Sean Howard or that weeaboo cripple Clay.
Although i will admit: Howard actually DID complete his original year-long daily comic project, even if he bitched heavily about it sucking afterwards and can barely go three months of doing the rest of the intended story without breaking down into sloth and arrogance. I guess one could compare that to Hyung’s ‘The Care-Free Gentleman’, or whatever the hell it was called.
But anyways, those things CAN be seperated to some degre; that degree being Hyung working with dedication and fervor on the comic(s) in his free time, and consequently giving him little to no time to slack off and/or relax, depending on the demand for comics and consequent strictness of a working schedule may warrant. However, and i do believe i’ve stated this before, i have no ability to force Hyung into such a comic-working possition, aside from text-based annoyances. As such, i go to war with the tools i have.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:13 pm
Only lesbians could spark this much discussion and sequel inspirations. I just wish Chakka was around to witness this magnificent moment *sniff*.
Kojiro:
http://krazykimchi.com/imageboard/arch/src/neo.jpg
It’d probably be funnier if we hadn’t already applied this reference to about 80% of the people who’ve commented here.
August 4th, 2007 at 1:38 am
The shoe fits, god does it fit.
Kojiro? The word “pompous” mean anything to you? Look it up.
August 4th, 2007 at 1:44 am
Like you have room to talk, Nes. At least you didn’t have the arrogance to delete the whole post and replace it with some meaningless non-sequitar like that other time. You may very well be maturing, yet.
Actually, it ain’t even about the lesbians. Had i to comment on them, though, it’d be about how holding a katana doesn’t make someone a samurai.
August 4th, 2007 at 1:54 am
The most annoying thing is, of course, that he is right.
I should finish some comics.
If I want more traffic, I should finish Kill Harry, god knows Nestor’s been dropping enough hints.
And I actually do want to, had plan to, many times.
But… it’s kinda dumb.
It’s a fundamental mis-allocation of resources.
Q: Why do a webcomic?
A: To build a paying audience that will buy stuff in the long term.
(Note the question is not, “Why draw, why create?” And the answer is not, “so I can be popular with anonymous strangers,” or “make Internet friends.”)
As it stands, I have drawn nothing cohesive enough to warrant publication, except as a vanity compilation of random comics of various lengths and quality.
Sketches, experiments, try-outs. All busted by an unstable personal life that made regularity, so necessary for online development of a audience, impossible.
I’m happy that you guys are still around, I enjoy the comment box, and I do love this little corner of the internet we’ve dug for ourselves.
But dude, you know how stores price special items below cost to bring customers in?
Well you can’t expect the loss leaders to continue when the store goes bankrupt.
Anything I do from now has to be collectible in a book or something, that I’m too old, too poor, too fat to be pultzing around the web all day. I had my shot, bullseye it did not hit.
And I don’t want to spend the next FOUR MONTHS drawing comics that’ll amount to nothing, no money, no rent, no food, no book, nothing but a vague satisfaction from people who have more time then sense.
Here’s what happens with Idgie, she doesn’t die, neither does Nell. On the very next page Gay Chen flies down as this dragon thing and chomps the Count’s arm, while the cult members shoot at Dragon Chen to no avail, Count brings out this medallion that turns Chen back into human form and weaken him. May lunges out and climes up the round stairs to get at the medallion, killing dudes left and right. Idgie grabs the shining medallion out of the Count’s hand, crushes the glowing innards. Count throws her off the balcony, human Chen grabs her by her cape, his arms stretched out over the edge. The Counts grabs an axe and chops Chen’s head off. Kenpoochi, waiting to catch falling Idige, get Chen’s head instead first, then Idgie. May charges at the Count, they duel as the contracted time for the Lesser God runs out. The angry God makes a big fuss before going back to his dimension and implodes the whole complex. Kenpoochi grabs Nell and Idgie on each arm and hustles out of there as the one-armed Count and May disappear in the glowing light. The three make it just in time as the house implodes then explode outward. They stand there in the rubble, cold and uncertain. The Welsh couple are on a horse wagon miles away, stolen valuables in tow, watching the light show. Epilogue: May stand by a river bank with a lamp, an object rises out of the water to reveal a submarine, a man on the hatchway is not pleased. May smiles and brings out of her bundle Chen’s severed head, which blinks and is very much alive. She goes in, the sub disappears under the water. The End.
As for Harry… didn’t you watch the fucking movie?!!?!
Hermione plops Luna’s eye out. Turns out JK Rowling, who is real witch in our universe, had been controlling Luna with the eye. Luna, with no memory, stumbles blind until Hermione flips her eye patch to reveal a perfectly good eye. A disappointed Rowling poo-poos and buys another castle. After taking both Luna & Ron to a hospital, she speed to kill Harry at his tower. Harry monologues a bit to an unconvinced Hermione, he then takes her to his living room to Harriet, their child. A brainwashed fey Draco is the babysitter. Hermione doesn’t believe, Harry shows her tapes of him sexing her comatose body. She is disgusted and horrified until he turns up the volume, with her moaning in pleasure calling out his name again and again. Mortified, but undeterred, she can’t forgive his destructive path and fights him.
They go at it for a while. He sees that he can lose. threatens to bring down a space colony on their heads. She’s about to stab him when a huge orbiting 10mile long colony lands in the city. Magic, light, big boom.
40,000 years later. A rock splits open to reveal Hermione and Harry in stasis mid-stab. They unthaw, he’s about to explain but she shishkabobs him and cuts his head off. She stands up to see a new world before her. End.
Happy now?
I gotta go.
August 4th, 2007 at 2:12 am
Not entirely, but the continued joke about the Welsh being thieves is pretty damn funny.
August 4th, 2007 at 5:16 am
Speaking of the Welsh, which one of them is a sheep in disguise?
August 4th, 2007 at 5:22 am
I hardly want you to burn yourself out even more, I was just keeping you updated on stuff I’m doing behind the scenes.
Hell, I’d be posting reruns if you’d let me, while I go around dumping links to bootstrap the traffic some more.
August 4th, 2007 at 6:37 am
The Murder at the Chateau synopsis was actually cohesive and satisfying. I can’t say the same for the Kill Harry plotline with JK Rowling being involved altho the porno tape reruns of Hermione sound interesting (and right up this crowd’s alley BTW). Now if we could only duct tape the majority of Hyung’s body next to a computer for a few weeks, leaving a hand free for drawing, and with the requisite plumbing to cut down on cleanup detail for DFG, we’d be cooking with gas!
Later,
DanG
August 4th, 2007 at 7:46 am
…
Oh hell no. I had to do that 12 years ago, and that was it for me.
_Maybe_ when I have me some grandbabbies I’ll do it again, but you have suggested the WRONG person for that particular task.
August 4th, 2007 at 8:29 am
Although I am more than happy to travel over to Cali to Smack a certain SOMEONE upside the head.
Do it or don’t. Just don’t make PROMISES and then fall through.
P.S. Also quit it with the too old crap. If I’m not too old, then you aren’t either. :P
August 4th, 2007 at 8:30 am
Yes, we all know that anything that keeps DFG too far from the internets is far too much to ask of her ;)
August 4th, 2007 at 8:47 am
Oh you di’n't!
Get onto IM and say that to my face BIATCH!
August 4th, 2007 at 9:44 am
I can just see it me chained up, forced to draw, with feces up to my ankles, and where’s my Misery, my poop cleaner/ball washer? On the internets, reading W Bush/ Tony Blair slash fics!
August 4th, 2007 at 10:33 am
“On Tony, I misunderestimated you. You do that thing with your tongue like a… like a guy who does that tongue thing really good.”
August 4th, 2007 at 10:33 am
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
My gawd, so gross, I didn’t need that image.
Bush/ Blair
ugh ack uck
we could just like rig up a garden hose to wash the relevant areas
Oh sweet Christ, my kid just said, “Oh your hair is all silvery.”
Where are the child buying gypsies when you need them.
August 5th, 2007 at 1:36 am
Heheh… that’s totally what he’d say.
As for the T.Campbell discussion, apparently Divalicious won’t be going past vol.2. Amy Mebberson posted on her DeviantArt that its being discontinued.
August 5th, 2007 at 7:25 am
This just in, searches for “lesbian schoolgirls” starting to trickle in. Mostly from google.be
Oh you horny Belgians.
Also “how to draw anime fast” “how to draw anime puppies” and “zed is dead t-shirt”
August 5th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
If you figure out a way to automatically make T-Shirts out of google queries… Hmmm!
August 5th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Well it probably could be done with cafepress or some such print on demand service, only the t-shirts would have crap generic graphics.
Ideally the site will start getting traffic for actual products that exists and have been linked in posts or in ads, already starting to see some of that actually, with the figurines page
August 6th, 2007 at 8:28 am
Where are the schoolgirl figurines, Nestor?
August 6th, 2007 at 9:07 am
Here
August 6th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Hey, Kris Straub and Scott Kurtz need an artist
http://pvponline.com/
You could go work for them.
August 6th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
That doesn’t look too bad, though the “you get paid at the other end” isn’t too professional. Send them links to a few selected pages of the chateau and kill harry and you should have it in the bag, Hyung.
August 6th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Hmnn… “We’re interested in a more traditional comic book style but it can have a whimsical look.”
Sent email, but I think that rules me out…
And nigga, you’re your reply?
How long does it take you to write a page?
August 7th, 2007 at 11:30 am
HOURS
August 7th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
And in the case of that reply a little under a day.
August 8th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
I don’t think I could completely get the MAC ending until I see it on print, maybe because I haven’t read the comic for a while.
The Kill Harry ending is awesome. And I stand firm with what I said earlier, a paypal donation meter giving a visual aid of how much more you need to get the next comic up would be a long way. And since we would be basically prepaying it would be a win-win situation and an indicator of how much the audience wants the comic done.
With that said, hope you get that Kill Harry plot on color sometime in the future. Besides, half of the comic’s hilarious value for me was your author comments embedded on the comic itself.
I’m surprised you didn’t add references to the last book though.
August 9th, 2007 at 3:41 am
I miss haloscan.
*listens to The Black Parade and cries emo tears.*
August 9th, 2007 at 5:11 am
haloscan is still there you know, feel free to post in empty comment boxes if you like. Like that dude that turned one into his own blog.
August 9th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
link please?
August 9th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
huh, when did KH end, last i checked i was doing the dragonballz pleasantville.
August 9th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
i -> it (dam you, crappy flat keyboard)
August 10th, 2007 at 12:57 am
Kill Harry ‘aint over yet. KrazyKimchi just posted the ending about 20 comments back.
August 10th, 2007 at 4:37 am
Random link dump: Skippy’s list of 213 thing’s you’re not allowed to do in the army is updating again.
August 10th, 2007 at 8:51 am
And I still wonder how long one could hold that pose before falling.
August 10th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Clearly longer then a week.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
If something feels good enough, you can do it indefinitely.
August 11th, 2007 at 6:34 am
My penis disagrees.
August 12th, 2007 at 8:52 am
<p>And from the Can’t Make this Stuff Up Dept.</p>
link
<p>The comments are a must read.</p>
August 12th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
I knew Ted Turner was up to no good, staging intestinal blockages to steal people’s wives.
August 13th, 2007 at 10:26 am
http://www.mikewieringo.com/
Dunno much about him, but he’s left an impression on several people, if not many….
August 13th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Two weeks and those girls are still going. Quite amazing, really.
August 13th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
The site is dead, probably due to the rush of people checking out the news. Wieringo’s deviantart is still up, including a depressingly upbeat last entry. He just subscribed for a year and was looking forward to it…
:(
August 14th, 2007 at 7:40 am
RIP, bro. I actually read the Tellos comics. They were good. Real good.
August 14th, 2007 at 8:22 am
The site is dead, probably due to the rush of people checking out the news.
Before reading the Wieringo blog, I thought you meant that the two girls were still at it after two weeks because this site is dead, and that it is dead because people are too busy checking out news that is being posted in the comments. You know, the usual “Nestor is complaining about the lack of traffic”. (It doesn’t have to make sense anymore.)
As for the dead artist, the name sounds familiar, but I don’t think I ever read anything of his.
August 17th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Fine, fine, I’ll comment. Sheesh…
Thas hawt!
August 19th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
INDEFINITELY!
August 20th, 2007 at 1:22 am
U haz a competitor!
I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates From Outer Space!
August 20th, 2007 at 8:34 am
ur link divides by question mark
this maibey?
http://www.drunkduck.com/I_Was_Kidnapped_By_Lesbian_Pirates_From_Outer_Space/index.php?p=186423
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