The lens flare!
Monday, April 16th, 2007 by Nestor
Ah, metahumour.
As you may notice, we have posting avatars now, that is so people who can’t read will be able to distinguish my posts from Hyung’s and be offended by the right person. I’m the guy who demands you click on things and donate cash, in a perfect world I’d be able to put up some unobtrusive banner ads and the site would be able to generate enough cash to pay for Hyung’s time.
Unfortunately that perfect world ended sometime in 1999 so as it is the site can’t justify the time needed to do full page high quality comics.
That said, I intend to continue trying to squeeze blood out of this particular stone so I guarantee that the site will be active, even if it’s just the reposting of material from the old site (There’s tons of it) and trying to drive more traffic and trying different sponsors and ad networks . It’s in your best interest to wish me luck because the better I get at this the higher the chances are you’ll see new content.
Speaking of revenue generation, we could have avatars in the comments too. How about making avatars a donation gift? You’d also get a login so no one could impersonate you on the comment box. I figure 5 bux for a standard avatar, and for larger donations Hyung could draw you one, sort of a mini commission.
Speaking of which, there’s a brand new commissions info page over on the right ========>
where Hyung will put info about what exactly you can get him to do for cash.
Aand finally the obligatory amazon link, the second season of the Venture Bros. is out!
Highly reccomended.
April 17th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
First bitches! The man is back. Oh and if I had any money I would totally buy the VBs, love that show. Guess I’ll save the link to pick it up at a later date.
April 17th, 2007 at 11:40 pm
I like Puppies!!!
April 18th, 2007 at 12:17 am
TEXT ENDING:
THE END
SHUT UP
April 18th, 2007 at 1:27 am
Oz the great and terrible burps up our gal detective and then with a flashy flash of his sword, the dirty Ronin saves the day. Everybody goes home happy.
The End.
It’s make your own ending day. Go us!
April 18th, 2007 at 5:11 am
shh don’t spoil the next pages dammit
April 18th, 2007 at 10:14 am
> ’cause i know no one’s gonna look at the old comments once a new page pops up.
I am no one, and I live in yesterday. And I daydream ooga booga. Ah, my finger! Hot water on my finger. Will make the itch go away. Death to the sensation!
April 18th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
This isn’t haloscan, we’ve got rss feeds out the wazoo, so if you’re on the comments RSS feed you get any new comments, even for the “2003″ posts.
I’m on it to stop the odd spambot that gets through or the manual spammers, of course. I can’t think of any reason any normal person would want to subscribe to a comments feed.
Oh wait “normal”, of course…
April 18th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Yeah, you’re right Nestor, I guess I should stop being such a childish idiot
April 19th, 2007 at 12:51 am
Well colour me abnormal!
April 19th, 2007 at 1:11 am
The Cooking Channel
Why can’t I cook for myself
Beans are not enough
April 19th, 2007 at 11:40 am
I wish I had friends.
April 22nd, 2007 at 2:12 pm
FURTHER MAKING YOU A DICK.
Do you not see the cycle in this, you flaming douchebag?
And don’t think i’ll just “learn my lesson” and stop posting, ’cause i’m from /b/ and stubborn suicidal marches are one of our specialities.
April 22nd, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Dude, you were posting on haloscan comments before /b even existed. It’s kind of sad. Like a catholic becoming a mormon.
April 23rd, 2007 at 12:25 pm
What can i say? I’ve been molded into a model /b/tard from prolonged exposure to the board. To but an analogy to it, let’s say i was a chunk of iron ore when i was first posting said comments here. Due to the fire, carbon, and worksmanship of /b/, i’ve been refined and forged into some manner of steel axe. Which isn’t to say i can’t be melted down and recast as something else, but that’d require some heat and effort to it.