“no mortal shall harm you”
Sunday, March 4th, 2007 by Nestor
Ah the count, he is a tricky one.
Over the weekend I went to a small local anime con. Aside from ogling the 2 only cute cosplayers there wasn’t much to do other than play with the xboxes that were set up. I had a good run at Lost Planet. Man videogames sure have gotten pretty, I remember playing on an atari.
My 8-year old self would’ve been blown away.
We seem to be slipping down the top100! Have you all seen the vote incentice yet? And no one complained about it? You’d whine for Hyung!
March 7th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
You know what the problem with this regular posting shit is? No one gives a damn about the comments any more. Back when it was 8 months between updates you’d have a hundred posts for every pic with people falling over themselves to get the number one spot. Now its just, “oh hay, nother comic, yawn, don’t think I’ll even say nothin bout it”. Screw that! I want some dialog with the inmates here, some spice from street crazies!
Besides your going to burn up all of the backlog before hes even back at this rate. I figure we wont see anything new from him until at least November 2011. So you gotta spread the shit out a little more, maybe even water it down some. Instead of posting whole comics try posting individual panels or the comics one day and the dialog the next. Post them out of order or cycle the different series in and out at random. Bring in a few chimps to act as guest artists maybe, to keep the quality up. Keep people guessing, always on their toes, thats the ticket!
Raffle off some prime choice Chinese mail order brides on the weekends, that sort of thing. Maybe hold a death pool so see which common snack food attempts to assassinate the President next. Get some money running into this machine so he can support his shota doll porn/ice cream habit (never should have posted those backgrounds Mr. Kim, thats blackmail material right there) and get back to drawing this grand perversion of life which we call art. Or better yet put a GPS tracker on Our Man Kim and have celebrities hunt him down Running Man style on live TV, whoever picks the Stalker that gets to him first can make him draw whatever they want for free. I got dibs on Jesse Ventura though. Hmm, better yet make that Brock Samson, Ventura ain’t the same since he went soft on politics…
March 7th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Yeah, the comment box seems to have gotten somewhat of the shaft — I blame Bush.
March 8th, 2007 at 1:32 am
Shafted, bush, instant humor!
March 8th, 2007 at 2:43 am
Zing!
But seriously, I never saw the Count’s false truth before. Thanks for pointing it out.
March 8th, 2007 at 3:22 am
Seriously, let’s not water down the content any more than it is. Nestor already cut the end off of one comic and pasted an extra on to the end to make it it’s own post. I honestly think if we run out of content (which won’t be for a while, considering there’s the backlog of Crazy Kimchi, GHMC, and even Kung Fool), there should just me one image thrown up very much like that ice cream vendor not too long ago. I propose the image in question being that one elongated comic explaination of why he was absent for as long as he was. The one about being brainwashed into becoming a North Korean assassin, and what not.
Also, i continue to repeat my ideas and concepts of fuck the comic ranking. It’s not like the site gets a cash prize for being number one.
March 8th, 2007 at 3:36 am
Um yeees it does, you retard. That’s what all the fucking ads are for. More traffic - more money.
As for “cuting and pasting” I’m posting the files just as Hyung gave them to me.
March 8th, 2007 at 4:07 am
Another opportunity for a panty shot missed. But then this is Idgie. What d’ya know, Hyung has morals!
March 8th, 2007 at 4:17 am
You know I was wondering if someone was going to mention that.
Goddamn perverts
March 8th, 2007 at 4:24 am
Hyung isn’t Japanese. That’s why there aren’t panty shots everywhere.
March 8th, 2007 at 11:09 am
But hes Korean right? So why doesn’t this take place in a liquor store?
Gotta love stereotypes.
March 8th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Anyway I don’t need you punks comments, I still have all the old haloscan ones. HAHA I don’t need you OR Hyung!
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AWESOMWTEBH%EE!!!!!
Cave Fish | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 2:03 am | #
again we are denied a panty shot…
i think
gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 2:28 am | #
“Panty shot?!” She’s Eight! I think…
And last time I checked, I don’t think the french use the words “Punk Ass.” Hmph, they say punk like it’s a bad thing…
Tab | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 2:44 am | #
That’s why he’s “breaking character.”
Hyung Kim | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 2:47 am | #
Moral of the story, don’t buy Japanese steel… No, seriously that one crappy blade.
Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 3:05 am | #
Shouldn’t that be ‘Pooonk Aaasss’? Still be in character, kinda?
And if Le Comte is such a savate master, why wait to control the situation?
Fferret | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 3:44 am | #
She’s under the table! Clever scamp!
Kohrak | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 4:24 am | #
He’s not mortal!111~
ninja | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 4:57 am | #
Blah, blah, blah. Blab-blah blah-blah-blah, blah blah blah-blah.
HAHAHA!
And blah.
Rapscallion | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 6:59 am | #
What a creep. Any ‘mortal’
DFG | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 7:17 am | #
Fantastic.
rufiangel | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 7:28 am | #
HaHa, Hyung you have done it again. great plot, good art -no- hell, damn baddass artictic inturpretation. It was wel lworth the wait. Hope everything is well with all. goodnight.
Jarys | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 7:55 am | #
Ouch. “He does not deserve to die at my hand”?! Dude, I think you’ve pretty much already killed him.
And Le Comte just keeps reminding me more and more of Colonel Sanders every day.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 8:20 am | #
Oh, and good job, Hyung.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 8:21 am | #
hehe…good stuff… but u would think that since you have 5 or 6 versions of yourself running amuck, that one of them would be able to do Kung Fool… but i’m not saying anything
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 9:05 am | #
p.s…. “smaked” upside the head???!!
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 9:06 am | #
p.p.s. good links ur political views rock
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 9:15 am | #
Ah, wildfire season, find yourself a shopping mall surrounded by hills and have dinner while watching the fire just roll over and slide down the hill. Spring for the Toll Road so you can watch the fire out of the corner of your eye on the way home. The season of lovers (of fire).
Cadmus | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 11:09 am | #
Moral of the story : don’t piss off the Architect. Ergo, he’ll kick your ass.
Benares | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 11:51 am | #
Typical Asian, always dangling from ceilings instead of hiding in predictable places like normal people
Nestor | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 12:36 pm | #
Wow. Having lived most of my life in the sleepy bordertown of Mexicali it feels odd to see what got to be known amongst us as the ‘road to Disney’ engulfed in a sea of flame and dispair. But then again, it’s kinda periodical aint it? The wildfire season, I mean.
And I bet Holmes never had to hide beneath a table all ninja-style. That’s why Idgie is better than the ol’ brit. :p
So, whatcha reckon is Nell going to (potentially -I hope she lives) be killed by? Personally, I go for the gaping maw of an ancient demon fresh outta the summons.
El Wally | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 1:09 pm | #
Medoiselle? is that a slang term that I’m not familiar with?
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 1:23 pm | #
Damn, I thought I corrected that… aw well.
Usual slip ups aside, there about 7 or 8 major drawing errors in this update. Any proper editor would’ve forced me to redraw them. Oh well…
Better update then later, ey ?
Hyung Kim | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 1:58 pm | #
“Love me, I’m a liberal.”
Pbhhbbt.
Liberals are just modern hippies.
Tab | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 4:13 pm | #
Drawing errors? Everything looks good from here. Well the foot is a bit big and wonky even from that super-imposed angle in the 6th panel. But who am I to say? No one. So I’ll just shut the #$%^ up and say kick-ass job. ^^;;
Dyne | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 5:17 pm | #
BTW love the head through the wall. That’s just….great.
Dyne | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 5:18 pm | #
Great Job!
Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 6:15 pm | #
Tab. U Stupid fucking retard!
Thats it just wanted point out what everyone else was thinking. Cheers!
Ctrl | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 7:21 pm | #
when’s the book coming out?
I want one!
Nick Pavlovski | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 7:22 pm | #
Ah HA! People flaming eachother so funny. Good update, especially like the expression on the lil girl, very expressive. More daily updates, yeahhh, yeahh yeahhhh.
Woohoo | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 7:23 pm | #
Anyone else think that list of the 100 greatest novels sucked major ass? I mean, really…
Dreaded Wheat | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 7:28 pm | #
They’re good for you.
They build character.
Don’t you want character?
Hyung Kim | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 7:37 pm | #
Character’s overrated. Unless it comes with free cookies. And the cookies better be good, none of that macadamian crap. Hydrogen? What hydrogen?
(Yeah, i’ve got nothing.)
N-Kryt | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 10:01 pm | #
100 greatest novels. thpppt. No Victor Hugo = incomplete list. And what do they put on the list instead? Madame Bovary. Pleh.
The girl with the shoes | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 10:30 pm | #
/looks up suddenly
What? Hugo Weaving? Where??!
Benares | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 10:32 pm | #
Oh, it’s not books that I have the problem with, Mr. Kim. It’s the books they chose as being the “greatest of all time.” I know people always bitch and moan whenever a “top whatever somethings of all time” list comes out, but this one seemed pretty poor.
“Pilgrim’s Progress” is the second greatest novel ever? I think not.
Dreaded Wheat | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 11:00 pm | #
Whaaaaat? No “Musashi” by Eiji Yoshikawa? No Trevalian’s “Shibumi”? No “Ender’s Game”? No “Old Man and the Sea”? And, worst crime of all, NO MODESTY BLAISE!?!!?11??
Fetch my steed, thralls! The devil rides tonight!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 10.27.03 - 11:42 pm | #
Any “Top 100 Novels” that has Clarissa among the top 50 is obviously the product of much crack-smoking.
Anyhow, great job on these, Hyung-hyungnim. Can’t wait to see the rest of it, and the rest of KF, too.
Dude, it’s so hard finding a decent bowl of suhlungtang in the Midwest. The Ktown in Chicago sucks. I can’t wait for winter break. We should go get some suhlungtang or doganitang or something.
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 10.28.03 - 1:35 am | #
Heh heh heh, I love pissing people off. It’s a great feeling.
Tab | Email | Homepage | 10.28.03 - 2:37 am | #
I won’t flame back. I don’t do that. Especially to people whose comments consist of “STFU FAG LOL!!!1″
Remember, “Arguments on the internet are like the Special Olympics…”
Tab | Email | Homepage | 10.28.03 - 2:40 am | #
everyone’s in wheelchairs???
hehe i am sooo gonna get my ass kicked one of these dayz
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 10.28.03 - 4:48 pm