Inspector Hesset
Friday, January 5th, 2007 by Nestor
Poor Saruman we hardly knew ye…
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January 22nd, 2007 at 5:22 pm
If the palantir is still embedded in his skull in that last frame? Doesn’t seem like the legs and palantir agree on where the head is.
January 22nd, 2007 at 5:23 pm
*Is the palantir still embedded in his skull*
January 22nd, 2007 at 7:47 pm
IMAGINARY DELETED SCENE TIME
*Some guy walks up to the body*
HEY NEW PANTS!
*Steals the pants from the body*
WIFE! WE CAN MOVE TO CANADA NOW!
*Runs away*
January 22nd, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Isn’t the palantir that big crystal ball thingy he had in his keep? In other words a totally different item unrelated to his staff?
January 23rd, 2007 at 3:42 am
Yeah he was brained with the big crystal bowling ball
January 23rd, 2007 at 4:11 am
Better to be brained by balls than balled with brains.
January 23rd, 2007 at 7:41 am
Also Ed, you idiot, Saruman is wearing a robe, not pants.
January 23rd, 2007 at 10:14 am
Ach. I figured it was the staff-looking thingy in the Amazon link from last page. What was the palantir supposed to do again? Why didn’t Tolkien go with the whole ring theme and make every magical item a ring?
January 23rd, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Moo…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PalantÃr
January 23rd, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Bah, i only found the Hobbit to be all that good. Everything after that bored the hell out of me.
The Belgariad, however, was awesome, from what i remember. I really need to get me the five-book set and be assured that it’s as awesome as my memory recalls.
January 23rd, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Hmm. I remember this series. I enjoyed it. No witty comment here. It was just a good comic.
January 23rd, 2007 at 9:43 pm
It would seem that if one had an object the size of a bowling ball embedded in one’s skull that there wouldn’t be much left to hold it in place. Everything would be kind of turned into brain mush.
Maybe if the one guy held onto saruman while the other brained him with it at a precise angle?
Yes, I have a weird sence of humor. No, you aren’t the first person to think that.
January 24th, 2007 at 2:06 am
The Belgariad is good, theres also a 5 book sequal (the Malloreon) and a 3 or so one book spin offs. The second series is much longer though, it went from being 250 pages per book in the first series to around 500 pages per book in the second. Belgarath the Sorcerer (one of the spin offs) is over 700 pages.
January 24th, 2007 at 3:23 am
ewww, David Eddings… hurr, Belgayraid… Belairiad?
January 24th, 2007 at 5:19 am
I thought the Belgariad was great when I first read it. I still think it’s good, but not as good as I remembered.
The Malloreon I could have skipped. It’s almost exactly the same story.
The Belgarath and Polgara books I did really enjoy.
January 24th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
The man in the imaginary scene was blind and used his wife’s hands. BULLSHIT EXCUSE AWAY!
May 28th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
The Belgariad kept me turning pages pretty well, but I felt rather let down when, at the climax, the Big Badass Enemy Wizard did exactly the thing that page one of the Junior Wizard’s Handbook says you really really don’t want to do.