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This is an extremely gay idea, but other webcomics have their fans transcribing the word balloons in the comics so that search engines can find a bit more text plus it makes the archives searcheable by scraps of dialogue you may remember. All it takes is posting a comment with the dialogue in the form
Hermione: Wha? Monkeys?
Monkey: Hear me O my Simian brothers and sisters
etc…
You know, if you’re bored and have nothing else to do… (And let’s face it, that’s probably why you’re here)
Also I draw your attention to the amazon search box and j-list banner both of which are commission based ads so if you feel like making any animu shopping or christmas gifts please consider doing it after clicking through those (Otherwise don’t bother since they are not pay per click)
I am eating my first ever serving of Kimchi, and though I wasn’t sure I even liked it at first, I am now convinced that it is awesome. I may have never even been curious enough to try it without what I learned here over the last year or so. Thank you, Mr. Kim, I appreciate the art, the links, and now the taste sensation that is Crazy Kimchi. I hope you can sort things out enough to continue to help educate our collective sorry asses.
Ha ha! A day after i post about how my bitching kept him on the comic, a new comic pops up. Coincidence? More then likely, but i’m sure gonna play it off as if i did something to spur that on.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.23.04 - 1:09 am | #
OK, I acidentally posted as ‘Anonymous’, but I didn’t mean to. Anyway.
Welcome back Hyung! There’s just something about a webcomic that DOESN’T update regularly, just often enough to keep the interest up, that is EXTREMELY addictive. Well done dude!
pshhh, what are you on? the best part was when naobi first talks and she still sounds like a GUY… i don’t think knox really changes his voice at all for any of the characters but its actually pretty funny that way :P
I thought Tiger Woods was half Korean and half Black. The perfect combination. The strength of a black man and the concentration of the asians. A German genetitcist couldn’t even figure that out.
Pesky clones! Stupid cheap do-it-yourself home clone kit. All I wanted was a clone army. Oh, I knew I should have waited till I had a sample of Christina Ricci’s DNA, but nnnnnooo, I had to go all George Lucas. Shit.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.26.04 - 2:54 am | #
Clones are for burning!
And orgies with coppies of yourself. That, and burning.
Whee doggie! That whacky funster RHJunior is at it again! Last time we saw our furry fundy redneck pal, he was comparing homosexuality to bestiality and paedophilia. Now it’s CANNIBALISM! I can’t get enough of this guy. Well, actually, yes, I can. http://www.livejournal.com/users…users/rhjunior/
P.S. Is Lesbian Sex Rules anything like Aussie Rules?
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 12:39 am | #
This just in… A new report just released by the Department of Defence confirms that Lesbian Sex does indeed rule.
When asked about the reports findings, President George W. Bush responded “I hope Cheney doesn’t rape me again.”
Contrary to popular belief, Lesbian Sex Rules is not a form of football. It’s more like that game Calvin and Hobbes used to play. (The cartoon characters, not the philosophers.)
OK, at this point I’m definitely losing interest. Somebody poke Hyung for me, will ya?
I don’t mind long update intervals. I don’t mind hanging story threads. Closure is overrated. But going away and not telling us ANYTHING, TWICE, well, that’s just getting too hard to take.
Must find Hyung.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Must find Hyung.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Must find Hyung.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE!
Puny Toho movie execs have tried to destroy Gojira before and failed! If the evil that is Jan De Bont cannot kill the King of Monsters, what chance have they?! SKREEEEONK!!
I had kimchi flavoured instant noodles for lunch at work the other day. Then I pretended I had evil plastic-melting kimchi breath.
I AM THE LORD OF RANDOMNESS! GIVE ED A DOLLAR!
Person: Fuck you! *Ed goes Jet Li (Rise of Honor style) on the guy’s ass.*
Come back to the forum. There’s porn there. COME! COME I SAY!
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.09.04 - 12:44 am | #
Fucking over-rated retard squirrel. I remember when Neurotically Yours was about the psycho goth babe. None of this fucking five minutes of listening to bad stand-up on helium while the animator jacks off because he’s just using the same flash objects and backgrounds again and again and again. Stupid fucking whore squirrel and his stupid card cult. I swear, if one of those morons hands me a card and says “FFFFFOAMY!!” I’ll fucking SET THEM ON FIRE and yell “TOASTYYYYYY!”! Gotta give props to ya old school, yo.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.09.04 - 4:02 am | #
psssshhhh, shoot me all u want, i been shot nine times and you don’t see me limpin’… word.
On the subject of Foamy and that chick, i’d of liked her if she showed her boobs. Since she never does, i have no complaints about her getting the back seat. Also, i find someone pissed off and ranting to be funny, where as the chick just gets shitty lines.
there was third one????? dear god, didn’t they learn after the second friggin one… nothing could match the first… mmmm johnny cage… it totally sucked how they brutally chopped in the beginning of the first i already knew the rest of the movie would suck.
excuse me for a moment
*drags EdFan out back and beats him with a baseball bat “Office-Space” style* “what now?!”
I think I might have a potential solution to the Hyung situation. We need to make a virgin sacrifice in order to bring forth the Great Lesser One (bah). Lord Hsyku-Gunim — may his tentacles be ever so slimy — must be appeased!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal…tal/view/ 119689
“I’m up here! And you’re… DOWN THERE! I’m up here and you’re down there and you can’t get up here.”
“He can just use the stairs.”
“I can just use the stairs.”
“No! Don’t use the stairs! Aw, c’mon! Don’t… You used the stairs.”
“Sometimes i just get these…urges, y’know? Like i gotta…i gotta hump this lamp! I gotta screw this couch!”
Neo Kojiro, brother of Joe | Email | Homepage | 03.11.04 - 11:10 pm | #
Tabby, dude, you can totally check her rack in that special anniversary episode they aired just for two hours in the 26th of March of 2002!
*breathes heavily*
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.12.04 - 1:52 am | #
Lamps and coutches don’t count, Ed.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.12.04 - 4:39 am | #
although i believe that makes those particular lamps and couches non-virgins now. . . please stay away from my furniture, i would prefer to keep them chaste… and clean…
Or a dentist’s chair, if you’re into rough trade…
How can a chair be sooo comfy while he does such baaaad things?
Stupid cunt of a me-clone character-spammed the comment box and made it all stretchy.
I swear I’m gonna go all Yu Law on these clones and be The One! You are my bitch!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.13.04 - 12:45 am | #
Okay… Yu Law vesus Neo in a highlander setting.
“There can be only one!”
Who wins?
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.13.04 - 6:54 am | #
Neo flys away like a big wuss, but The Kurgan grabs him by the foot and makes him his bitch.
“Hello pretty!”
While it’s distinctly possible i’d run away from any and every fight i encounter, i find it hard to fear a guy named ‘Yu Law’. I’d keep asking if his middle name was ‘Suk’.
Eat of my flesh. http://www.geocities.com/TimesSq…e/Stadium/5661/
I give you BAD FANFIC and WORSE HTML!
Damn, I had to use an achiving service just to read this crap.
And it doesn’t help that this guy is apparently trying to hide his work from the Mystery Octagon Torture Theater so they won’t MST him to death.
Too late! http://www.dimfuture.net/elsewhe…ewhere/ mot.html
RyogaMKN/Nightmare James is quite the character.
Not only does he write the undisputed WORST FANFIC IN ALL POSSIBLE UNIVERSES,
but his sterling leadership nearly killed Streetfighter:IBM and it’s little community.
I derive much pleasure from his incessant crusading against the “F” word in fanfic.
What a silly cunt.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.14.04 - 2:50 am | #
Speaking of fanfics, why don’t we
write some fanfics for the KF! cast?
I could see a Highlander/Kimchi fanfic-
Mi Sung would make a good, if diminutive, Kurgan;
Hyung-Sun/Keymaker as Ramerez/Tak Ne;
Count De Kimchi/Archetect as Methos;
Chen as cool-guy Duncan,
and of course May as manic-depressive badass Curran.
Hmm, Cavin as annoying teen sidekick Ritchie? Shades of Queerboy…
And Chakka? Ryoga MKN is worse than Beverly Hillbillies lemon and Olsen Twins rape lemon/yuri put together.
He’s got Ryu slapping skins with SAKURA
and Akuma jobbing to a nine-year old with a hockey stick.
He drags in James Bond, Pokemon, the Three Ninjas, and the Mighty Ducks into his sorry mess,
and his self-insertion beat Apocalypse, for god’s sake.
And maybe Wolverine too, I don’t remember.
The only way I can read his work is by translating it into Nadsat…
Calm down, EdFan, we’ll get you a
nice umbrella stand or something.
Sheesh, why can’t people just be
normal and shove pie up their ass
like the rest of us?
lmao, olsen twins lemon… how many of those olsen loving teeny boppers would accidently hit up that site while looking for the official webpage of their idols?
screw olsen twins… Punky Brewster was HOT! Not the child crap, but when she was a teen… Wonder where she is now… I think she’s my age, if not a lil older.
Chris da Amazing… | Email | Homepage | 03.16.04 - 2:23 pm | #
There was me, that is Mi Sung, and my three droogs, that is May, Cavin, and Ken-Poochie, Ken-Poochie being really stinky, and we sat in the Korova Noodlebar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening, a flip dark chill winter bastard though dry. The Korova Noodlebar was a kimchi-plus mesto, and you may, O my brother, have forgotten what these mestos where like things changing so skorry these days and everybody very quick to forget, newspaper not being read much neither. Well, what they sold there was kimchi plus something else.
Lord Anthony Morguess | Email | Homepage | 03.16.04 - 10:20 pm | #
They had no license for selling liquor, but there was no law yet against prodding some of the some of the new veshches which they would put into the old kapusta, so you could peet it with vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom or one or two other veshches which would give you a nice quiet horrorshow fifteen minutes admiring Bog And All His Holy Angels And Saints in your left shoe with lights bursting all over your mozg. Or you could peet it with knives in it, as we use to say, and this would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of dirty twenty-to-one, and that was what we were peeting this evening I’m starting off the story with.
I hope you all appreciate all the trouble I went to to find out what the Russian for “cabbage” is. Altavista don’t do English/Russian, so I had to do the supreme effort of going all the way over the other side of the internet and type “russian for cabbage”.
But it occurs to me that if I was hardcore, I’d have written it in pidgin-Korean, instead of Nadsat.
Heh heh, Bezoomny Kapusta.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.17.04 - 8:15 am | #
“I’ll accompany Keisha,” said Sandra. “I have read Ryoga MKN’s strategy guide on how to beat Ninja Gaiden games in one life.”
“Egads, what?” asked Lana. “Someone actually knows how to survive that perilous world?”
“Yes, Ryoga MKN,” said Keisha. “He inspired many of us with a true upset victory over a great video game player, putting himself into the annals of video game history. He once had a chance at a greater prize than even Kevin did, the World Championship of Video Games!”
“I didn’t know you took this mission this seriously,” said Lana in shock. “You’ve done your homework: I can’t hold you back any longer.
you know what chakka, i’ve been to germany. i’ve associated with germans. they were gracious enough to allow me to experience their culture and share their home.
so my response to your previous comment is that they ran out of water two and a half years ago and have been living on wienerschnitzel and swedish glue. give the poor bastards a break.
Flying crocodile wins. Flying shark is more aerodynamic, but won’t last long out of water.
O.K., who’d win, a doberman, or a doberman’s weight in chihuahuas?
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 3:41 am | #
Word up, Gruntathon. The counter -that bitch!-
has lied to us before… what makes you think
he wont lie to us again?!
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 3:55 am | #
Well, how many of you can draw? Maybe what we need is a few fanart to get Hyung motivated. (Motivated, as in he’ll be unable to resist the urge to mock and belittle our puny, feeble attempts at drawing MiSung, and will be moved to taunt us at least, if not actually update.)
It was the fault of that fscking Lord Morgue and his clones! I tell you, if there was no Lord Morgue, would there be any clones?! :P
And about the fanart: You. Are. On.
*grabs a pencil and a piece of el-cheapo paper and prepares to be mocked*
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 5:54 am | #
Hmm, you could be right about bad fan-art being the only way to jolt HSK back into our dimension.
He’s far too cynical for flattery or begging to work, and threats and insults bounce right off his leathery, rhino-like kimchi-hardened hide, but the art-teacher in him just can’t help but kibitz over other people’s art.
And it’s NOT MY FAULT that pirates are flooding the market with cheap, inferior Morgue clones!
That Jones broad told me she was gonna dry-clean that dress!
Curse my ultra-potent D.N.A..
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 6:12 am | #
A gift you shall learn to live with, Lord Morgue. Use
your DNA for the good of mankind.
And now, about the fanart, while Mi Sung is cool beans,
CKMT:MATC enthralled me like some really, totally
enthralling thing. Thus fanart goes to ‘em guys at the
Chateau:
Actually I stole that part about Mickey shooting
heroin from a friend. Well, kinda. In his drawing it
was Charlie Brown. But c’mon, if someone’s gonna
be riding the lightning it’s gonna be don Mickey Mouse.
that was awesomes!!! i love out of character stuff (one big fat rock of crack that ain’t payin itself with my looks… classic)… it inspires me to warp the rest of the cast in some horrible way that’s bound to turn Hyung over in his grave… o no… i’ve typed too much… now to avoid the OK button…
No, go away Hyung. I like having a captive audience.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 4:30 am | #
Cut the man some slack. Rome wasn’t built in a day. Neither was it in a coupla months. Same goes for finding a job. Besides, who needs HSK if we have talented fan artists like Fueled by Ramen and Demodokhos? … *cough*pathetic attempt at reverse psychology -comebackHyungweallmissyou*cough*
Speaking of mortal kombat… I was playing Smash TV and that’s a great game. Wut if Hyung tried to participate in Smash TV and was killed by the shrapnel man?
Chris da Amazing | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 10:44 pm | #
Probably the same as it is now, he never seems to update either way…bastard!
Counter now says 196. WTF?
Maybe, Hyung is having us ALL on, and he’s jimmied the counter so we can’t reach 500. He’s probably hoping we’ll all get tired and go home.
Could Be. I check the board once a day or so, when things in the Real World are slow.
It’s alright, guys, I have Hyung in a hole in my basement and am “encouraging” him to get busy.
“It draws the comic, and it puts the comic in the basket!
Or it gets the hose!”
[213]Then we have to keep track of the count ourselves. Counting from AllanL5’s 196 and in the hope that noone posts inbetween, this is number 213. No broken counter shall thwart us!
[268] I love the wacky counter that lives by its own rules. Anyone figure out what the pattern is? I’m unemployed and bored. Maybe I’ll write down the counter state and the corresponding actual count. Figure it out, hopefully.
and the apostle lord morgue declared :
“eat-eth of my flesh, this fanfiction. drink-eth of my blood this
germanic chatbot.”
thus one of the disciples stoodeth up and prophezised “upon the 500th
post, wilt the being whom we owe this creation and our souls
return to us and taketh us to the land of milk and honey… or update.”
[269]
The doberman vs. chihuahua pack brings up an interesting thought of mine from high school.
My friend’s parents had 2 pet long hair chihuahuas.
One day I got the image in my head of pack of wild chihuahuas roming the landscape of a pre-columbian Mexico.(I realize that this was never the case)
I than began to wonder what their foodsource would be.
The next image that popped into my head was my pack of little wild chihuahuas taking down a water buffalo.
Don’t ask me why a water buffalo, I guess that pre-columbian Mexico looked a little more like Africa than Central America in my head.
Sorry for rambling, you all just made me remember and I thought I would share.
Well, we’ll either get an update,
or I’ll get to dance around in my new cartoonist-skin dress with my willy tucked between my legs.
I feel pretty, oh so pretty…
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.24.04 - 1:13 am | #
Ah - the mangina. For those days when you think, “Man, I feel like a woman.”
i miss zim… its so hard to download the last season’s
episodes. too bad, that show was funny. the tak
episode was classic. that and backseat drivers from beyond.
I can understand where Hyung’s been, because in my own mad scramble to earn enough cash to live, I haven’t had time to read this comic, let alone draw it! Hyung, come back when you can, but not before you’ve gotten yourself neutered. Ooops, wrong topic, that was on the ferret rescue shelter board! (Might not be such a bad idea though…NeuterHyung might be able to post more…less distractions!)
I don’t know, I’ve never seen him with his pants off.
Oh, wait, HYUNG. Never mind.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 12:02 am | #
[292]
I hope the holy Kimchi will be as god for Hyung as it was for me…
Anyway, counter’s at 198 now… heh, is this some kind of Diablo counter, where you need tens and tens of posts (the equivalent of billions and billions of kills) to advance one count (ie. one level)?
Well, that or maybe the counter itself functions
in a whole different level from us. While we, with our puny
human minds, may think that a counter should count in terms
of number of posts, the counter itself, one with the
sentience of the machine-gods of this age, is keeping track
-in an arcane sorta-countdown way- of the inverse number of
days ’til Hyung comes back (measured in Standarized Hyung
Units of Time).
And c’mon! What kinda freak woul’ve seen Electrical
Jesus naked?
*nervous laugh*
*deletes his ’special edition
bible’ pics*
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 12:34 am | #
That’s some deep shit man… But if it’s inverse…and it keeps going up…does that mean we should give up all hope?
It means that weed to get five hundrend posts before we hit “200.”
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 2:41 am | #
well lets look at the first sightings
post 195 - 180
post 242 - 196
post 273 - 197
post 292 - 198
no one was paying much attention before then
using excel i plotted and graphed and using a third order polynomial,
i was able to recognise a trend that should put the counter at 199 by the 300th post and the counter at 200 by the 305-306th post
This proves that Hyung is a zany imp from the 5th dimension.
To get him to update, we have to get him to say his name backwards.
Gnuyh.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 7:28 am | #
[299]
i don’t like this new philosophical/scientific tangent
this comments page has gone to. what happened to the good old
discussions about hugo weaver porn? you’ve all changed.
*overthrows the dictator and declares a government of
the people. Is swiftly killed by the an important General
of the military arm of the People’s Revolution*
Also, if you’re right about that Gruntathon I would
totally like, freak out and call you awesome. Men (and women)!
We know our mission! We know the Holy Number! Let’s
reach the heavens and bring down the Creator with the
strength of our posting!
there were two that were numbered 284 that threw off the numbers,
some freak doesn’t know how to count… don’t look back!
just… take my word for it… thus chakka actually had the 300th post…
It’s okay, Tabby - you can still have the 300th. I hereby abdicate the throne. Besides, I don’t like watching grown men cry (unless they’ve been hit in the balls with a hammer, or are watching the LOTR ‘death-of-Boromir’ scene. Then it’s both acceptable and highly entertaining).
So much for the graph mentioned earlier… Does this mean that Hyung’s absence is growing exponentially?
Levi | Email | Homepage | 03.27.04 - 2:01 am | #
[312]
I’m okay. I’m okay…
Sniffle.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.27.04 - 7:58 am | #
[313]
Feel your pain, man…
And talkinb about zee pain, it would appear that Gruntathon…
is a FALSE PROPHET! Stone him! STONE HIM TO DEATH!
(Though in all truth, we can’t hold against him the
fact that a scientific, statistical method didn’t work
with an unworking, god knows why the fsck broken counter…
can we? :|)
lol, geez, didn’t realize everyone loved tabby so much… he
loses the 300th post (wherein he called you all bitches) and
everyone’s comforting him… well have your false 300th post,
tabby, have it good *shakes fist*.
>Stone him to death? Man, that’s gonna take a lot of ganja.
>Maybe if we used a bucket-bong.
man, i’m so gonna say that in my next history class…
And I know a couple of friends who make bongs out of
2L coke plastic bottles. Don’t know why but it always
struck me as amazing… their resourcefulness I
mean.
STOP IT… ALL OF YOU.. STOP IT. Ed, 4nom, and Tabby… don’t you all see… Hyung not updating is breaking us apart and making us want to kill each other… STOP IT… FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY… CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!
Chris da Amazing | Email | Homepage | 03.28.04 - 10:16 pm | #
I guess not
DFG | Email | Homepage | 03.28.04 - 11:01 pm | #
In South Africa they use a broken bottle neck to smoke of the green erb.
Now that’s hardcore, they must have throats and lungs like old tyre rubber.
Oh, I’m sure Tabby won’t mind being part of EdFan’s harem.
I mean, apart from being this board’s resident sex symbol,
what’s an animé catgirl collection without at least one dickgirl?
Vivé le Difference!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 12:20 am | #
[337]
Now that sounds suspiciously like Ghastly… *squints
eyes at Lord Morgue*
And painting your body and running naked in the street?
while not on a frat party? Man, that’s why the
only drug I take is checking the comi– er… this comment
box! *twitches*
And I knew Hyung leaving would tear this family apart…
*shakes head and pats Chris in the back*
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 1:30 am | #
[342]For those who don’t check out http://www.somethingawful.com every day, head on over to see the results of their March J-list contest. Those GI Joe and IMADINOSAURus .mp3s are quite nice…
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HYUNG, GET OFF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS AND FUCKING UPDATE OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SHOVE SO MUCH SPAM FOOD DOWN YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING THROAT YOU’LL BE SHITTING IT OUT AS YOU EAT IT!
Also also, add a search thingy to amazon.co.uk, I order stuff from amazon once in a while but the shipping costs from yon transatlanticoland smell badly of the posterior.
A wiki? Uh, I can install one in 5 minutes but I’m not too keen on maintaining it but sure, I can always nuke it if it doesn’t go anywhere
Re the new look, I guess it would make Hagan complaining about the manga style more ironic if he was drawn in it, I still think there was nothing wrong with the old style but whatever you feel like doing.
Amazon uk… lesee I don’t think I have any way of linking there, just try going through the search box and then switching to “international sites” there’s a link at the bottom and it should preserve the referral.
Speaking of which, someone actually bought calvin and hobbes! hot diggity. The commission is a measly 4 bucks, but baby steps…
Nestor, until you start linking blow up doll characters from Evangelion and pocky on this site your never going to see much in sales. J-list is all well and good but you need DIRECT links to the PORN because everyone here is to LAZY to follow the link and then have to search for it.
$25 for a pair of baby shoes??? they aren’t that cute.
Anyhow, question, if I’m planning on buying something from amazon, if i use one of the ads on here to get it, will you get paid, even if it isn’t the item featured in the ad?
Yeah that’s what I thought. I mean was it the $25 for a pair of cute baby shoes or the idea of using one of the ads as a gateway to amazon to buy something I was already planning on buying.
I got my copy of The 10th Kingdom today. That and some trauma…
I’ll RECOVER your HARD DRIVE with my huge LOW APR CREDITCARD.
Also, Nestor, I figured a wiki would be a good place for transcripting things and then using some PHP magic to pull the transcriptions into a <div> under the comic that’s set to “display: false;” CSS wise with a button to optionally show it. Possibly.
(I just love coming up with ideas that mean more work for you)
Yes, the referral should hold for the browsing session, but if you search for what you want from the search box that would be even safer. 19 more referrals and we get bumped from a measly 4% to a slightly less measly 6% whooo!
>Dr Pope
Gawd just put it in a comment and it appears on the same page as the comic plus google hates duplicate content.
As for J-list links if you folks want to make a game of it you can leave your own deep links to specific products that catch your eye
I’m sure y’all can find plenty of interesting material at j-list, and their commission is 8% which is better than amazons
Do you still have that printer Hyung? You sent me some pretty nifty looking colour prints of GHMC once and once you sort out the paypal thing it would be a nice thing to add below each comic, a link to “buy a print”. Make it a signed print for extra dollers
Oh and as for the wiki I think I’ll hold back on that one until more than one crazed voice in the desert requests it but if you really have a yen for wiki related hijinks you could start a wikipedia article on Hyung/kung fool/whatever or, more likely to last, one on the comixpedia wiki
The wiki (of all kinds) are my mortal foe. I shall brook no profanation of my favorite deadbeat comic with an association with the evil vessel for the Cessation of All Knowledge.
I don’t particularly care what it says as long as it links to the site. All inbound links are precious!! yea even those from your livejournals or xangas or myspaces, all shall be welcomed and given kimchi
I want mcdonalds and some mountain dew! Simpsons and Southpark are the best. Show me a map to the nearest adult porn site! Recovery for the Harry Potter book requires Johnny Depp to have his ass raped by Pirates while making a Movie that involves a popular Song written in a Book by some under-paid artists ripped off by Disney in order to get cheap, or even free prescriptions. Vicodin is the best for overuse of generic Viagra. It like madlib spam! Help! I lost my mother board and hard drive and disks and stuff. What’s this rash? Why doesn’t anybody love me? What is love?
Dammit I want mcdonalds and some mountain dew! Simpsons and Southpark are the best.
Wow, the spam filter is pretty good
Show me a map to the nearest adult porn site! Recovery for the Harry Potter book requires Johnny Depp to have his ass raped by Pirates while making a Movie that involves a popular Song written in a Book by some under-paid artists ripped off by Disney in order to get cheap, or even free prescriptions. Vicodin is the best for overuse of generic Viagra.
How do you make the stuff random enough to get through?
Help! I lost my mother board and hard drive and disks and stuff. What’s this rash? Why doesn’t anybody love me? What is love?
November 28th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
MONKEY ANUS!
November 28th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
Sexual assault of tiny framed photo coming up next.
November 28th, 2006 at 3:50 pm
This is an extremely gay idea, but other webcomics have their fans transcribing the word balloons in the comics so that search engines can find a bit more text plus it makes the archives searcheable by scraps of dialogue you may remember. All it takes is posting a comment with the dialogue in the form
Hermione: Wha? Monkeys?
Monkey: Hear me O my Simian brothers and sisters
etc…
You know, if you’re bored and have nothing else to do… (And let’s face it, that’s probably why you’re here)
Also I draw your attention to the amazon search box and j-list banner both of which are commission based ads so if you feel like making any animu shopping or christmas gifts please consider doing it after clicking through those (Otherwise don’t bother since they are not pay per click)
November 28th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
Every good fight should have guns, swords, and kimchi.
And why is this comment box separate from the comic file’s?
N-Kryt | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 11:32 am | #
“You’re still here?”
Bet your beans we are!
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 12:03 pm | #
Comic appreciation:
Deccapitation scene: Impressive.
Grappling ability of ears: Disturbing.
Kenpoochi’s finger predilection: Strangely exciting.
Kimchi: Spicy.
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 12:11 pm | #
o yes, we are GOOD… we only had to break 180 comments and we got him back… VIVE LE REVOLUTION!!!!!
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 1:43 pm | #
Goddammit, we didn’t get to 500 posts. Why’d you have to update, ya bastard!?
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 1:44 pm | #
Yeah, you cockbite! We could’ve done it!
Not One Of Us | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 2:41 pm | #
And the fights should have me in the background killing people with a X-box controler (Wired).
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 2:56 pm | #
It keeps saying “EdFanMH was Electic Jesus”.
EdFanMH WAS Electric Jesus | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 2:56 pm | #
Why do you barely post in the forums anymore? It’s getting lonely. We’ll start posting Justin Timberlake/Orlando Bloom pics again.
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 4:16 pm | #
YES! 4 in a row! I am victorious!
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 4:16 pm | #
Shutup, Ed!
Oh yeah, and we want a picture of Gandalf as a black guy.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 4:32 pm | #
“Go home, get.”
CAUSE I GOT NO PLACE ELSE TO GOOOOO!!!! BAWWWWW!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 4:55 pm | #
Welcome back you hoser.
DFG | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 4:58 pm | #
I am eating my first ever serving of Kimchi, and though I wasn’t sure I even liked it at first, I am now convinced that it is awesome. I may have never even been curious enough to try it without what I learned here over the last year or so. Thank you, Mr. Kim, I appreciate the art, the links, and now the taste sensation that is Crazy Kimchi. I hope you can sort things out enough to continue to help educate our collective sorry asses.
DocStout | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 5:59 pm | #
I think DFG said it best.
imon | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 6:32 pm | #
Oh yeah, and how do I go home?
I _am_ home.
DFG | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 9:28 pm | #
YES
Otacon | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 9:47 pm | #
glad he’s back… sort of. at least meaning he hasn’t ditched it all-together
rowanhalo | Email | Homepage | 02.21.04 - 11:05 pm | #
*points at comment to comic*
So yeah. What I said there.
VWorkin | Email | Homepage | 02.22.04 - 5:23 am | #
Two times the comments - two times the wacky mayhem!
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 02.22.04 - 7:36 am | #
Ha ha! A day after i post about how my bitching kept him on the comic, a new comic pops up. Coincidence? More then likely, but i’m sure gonna play it off as if i did something to spur that on.
I am the glue that holds this comic together!
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 02.22.04 - 8:16 am | #
I… have to agree with Neo Kojiro.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.22.04 - 9:48 am | #
I thought I was, no wait, I’m the glue that holds the forum together.
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 02.22.04 - 3:12 pm | #
And about the forum, why do I have to scroll right instead of down when I check a thread?
It’s odd! It’s different! It’s demented!
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.22.04 - 3:32 pm | #
Woo! I am electric jesus!
Electric Jesus | Email | Homepage | 02.22.04 - 4:42 pm | #
Yay, Hyung is back (if only briefly). Wha’ Happened?
Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 02.22.04 - 5:56 pm | #
I wonder, when will Electric Jesus have his own Passion?
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.22.04 - 6:00 pm | #
Better check with Electric Mel Gibson - he’ll know.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 02.22.04 - 6:12 pm | #
LMFAO… omg, tabby and chakka ur my idols, that totally made my day… best comedic timing ever…
Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 02.22.04 - 10:35 pm | #
Can you put Kimchi in a pie?
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.22.04 - 11:40 pm | #
Yes, indeed!
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 02.22.04 - 11:58 pm | #
Oh, hey, here’s what Kim’s new “job” is- he’s teaching Arts and Crafts to the crew of the Nebuchid… Nebuchu… nebbuche…
the Matrix guys.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal…w.php? id=150443
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.23.04 - 1:09 am | #
OK, I acidentally posted as ‘Anonymous’, but I didn’t mean to. Anyway.
Welcome back Hyung! There’s just something about a webcomic that DOESN’T update regularly, just often enough to keep the interest up, that is EXTREMELY addictive. Well done dude!
AllanL5 | Email | Homepage | 02.23.04 - 7:31 am | #
Jesus Christ, I giggled like a little girl at Lord’s Morgue linksville. Classic.
“Screw this, I’m goin’ to that party.”
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.23.04 - 11:55 am | #
pshhh, what are you on? the best part was when naobi first talks and she still sounds like a GUY… i don’t think knox really changes his voice at all for any of the characters but its actually pretty funny that way :P
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 02.23.04 - 12:43 pm | #
well it’s about freakin time!!!
drats | Email | Homepage | 02.23.04 - 4:10 pm | #
*Forum is offline.*
Urge to kill RISING.
*Goes of on a killing spree.*
People: NO ED! NO!
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 02.23.04 - 4:23 pm | #
I’d have to agree with the people on that one.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 02.23.04 - 6:53 pm | #
Do you have a wowwypop?
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.23.04 - 8:55 pm | #
(Cocks Gun)
No. We do not have a wowwypop.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.24.04 - 2:37 am | #
“We are the Morgue clones, we’re gonna getcha! We are the Morgue clones, we’re gonna getcha!”
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.24.04 - 2:58 am | #
Well, jolly good. That was a whole lotta comic from someone who´s been “so gone it isn´t even funny”.
Nice job.
Martin | Email | Homepage | 02.24.04 - 7:07 am | #
I learned how to swim today, but I couldn’t find the pool. Where is it?
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 02.24.04 - 4:30 pm | #
BUTTSEX! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.24.04 - 10:30 pm | #
See? There’s one of my clones now. You can tell he’s not me because, you know, I’m actually funny. And I don’t character spam.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.24.04 - 11:15 pm | #
dammit!
can anyone remember where i live?
yaniness | Email | Homepage | 02.25.04 - 6:51 am | #
Mommy?
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 02.25.04 - 8:20 am | #
Yes, dear?
Fferret | Email | Homepage | 02.25.04 - 10:32 am | #
You’re in limbo? My mother says that limbo s where all the dead babies that arent baptized go to when they die. How many dead babies do you count?
Kohrak | Email | Homepage | 02.25.04 - 11:10 am | #
I don’t know, how many babies can fit in a trash bag?
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.25.04 - 12:00 pm | #
Oh, my joy is great, for there is a new comic! Hurrah for Kim!
Achyvi | Email | Homepage | 02.25.04 - 3:53 pm | #
Linky for Hyung
http://www.jimgoad.com/cgi-bin/a…es/ 00000138.htm
Nestor | Email | Homepage | 02.25.04 - 5:09 pm | #
I thought Tiger Woods was half Korean and half Black. The perfect combination. The strength of a black man and the concentration of the asians. A German genetitcist couldn’t even figure that out.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.25.04 - 5:26 pm | #
Hair Pie!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.25.04 - 11:45 pm | #
Narf!
Mord Lorgue | Email | Homepage | 02.26.04 - 2:00 am | #
Pesky clones! Stupid cheap do-it-yourself home clone kit. All I wanted was a clone army. Oh, I knew I should have waited till I had a sample of Christina Ricci’s DNA, but nnnnnooo, I had to go all George Lucas. Shit.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.26.04 - 2:54 am | #
Clones are for burning!
And orgies with coppies of yourself. That, and burning.
Kohrak | Email | Homepage | 02.26.04 - 5:06 am | #
good times, man… good times…
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 02.26.04 - 1:54 pm | #
EdFanMH was here.
Lesbian Sex rules. | Email | Homepage | 02.26.04 - 3:56 pm | #
There’s something particularly alluring about that name…
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 02.26.04 - 6:51 pm | #
Whee doggie! That whacky funster RHJunior is at it again! Last time we saw our furry fundy redneck pal, he was comparing homosexuality to bestiality and paedophilia. Now it’s CANNIBALISM! I can’t get enough of this guy. Well, actually, yes, I can.
http://www.livejournal.com/users…users/rhjunior/
P.S. Is Lesbian Sex Rules anything like Aussie Rules?
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 12:39 am | #
This just in… A new report just released by the Department of Defence confirms that Lesbian Sex does indeed rule.
When asked about the reports findings, President George W. Bush responded “I hope Cheney doesn’t rape me again.”
Kohrak | Email | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 4:27 am | #
Contrary to popular belief, Lesbian Sex Rules is not a form of football. It’s more like that game Calvin and Hobbes used to play. (The cartoon characters, not the philosophers.)
Ah, RHJunior - what a maroon.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 4:45 am | #
I agree when I say RHJunior is indeed missing chromosomes.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 5:32 pm | #
psssshhhh, so wut, i’m still looking for two of mine…
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 8:25 pm | #
I just saw Play-Mate of the Apes, and I think I’m done with porno forever now.
Kohrak | Email | Homepage | 02.28.04 - 12:28 am | #
Highlander RPG, anyone?
http://www.hlrpg.com/Battle-Arch…s/lh-vs- kr.html
“You have no honor, Hutz. You fight with cats!”
There can be only one… but I don’t think it’s gonna be one of these guys.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.28.04 - 3:13 am | #
NO! NOT JOHN DENVER!
SilverBlade | Email | Homepage | 02.28.04 - 4:30 am | #
“As Kriket turned to look at the shack, Lionel Hutz flicked his tongue out and licked his eye.”
There is so much wrong with this sentence I don’t know where to begin. And I though Magnum P.I. slashfic was scary…
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 02.28.04 - 6:51 pm | #
*shiver*
Highlander the RPG… the Lord has forsaken His flock, indeed…
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 02.28.04 - 7:43 pm | #
Not every Immortal is Christopher Lambert…
http://www.hlrpg.com/Battle-Arch…- 24dec1999.html
And not every battle is epic…
http://www.hlrpg.com/Battle-Arch…- 11jan2000.html
Still, anything’s better than Highlander 2, yes?
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.28.04 - 10:42 pm | #
Then again, some battles are just WORNG.
http://www.hlrpg.com/Story/2000/ …rowsaparty.html
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.29.04 - 12:30 am | #
Bollocks!!
sightandsound | Email | Homepage | 02.29.04 - 10:58 pm | #
Bollocks my arse!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 02.29.04 - 11:26 pm | #
eat my shin-kimchi noobs
mul-kimchi | Email | Homepage | 03.01.04 - 5:27 am | #
Hah, I’ll just make some tasty kimchi jjigye out of you.
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.01.04 - 8:36 am | #
I, the great Kojiro-damus, predict a new update thing in relative soon-ness!
Also, America will disband in 2018, with the assassination of the Bush family.
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 03.01.04 - 11:14 am | #
That is, right before the RISE OF ZE MACHINES!!!
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.01.04 - 12:00 pm | #
I often think that if we took the US, and left out everything between the two coasts, it would make one heck of a country.
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.01.04 - 12:03 pm | #
amen, muh bruther
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.01.04 - 1:40 pm | #
Let’s hear it for finishing things we start!
ArcaneFire | Email | Homepage | 03.01.04 - 2:17 pm | #
Woo, I am Electic Jesus!
Electic Jesus | Email | Homepage | 03.01.04 - 2:18 pm | #
No you’re not.
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.01.04 - 9:39 pm | #
Defently NOT Electrical Jesus, some guy at Rio Americano High School named AJ is.
EdFanMH *Riding a bookcart* | Email | Homepage | 03.01.04 - 9:40 pm | #
Where’s Cavedog? Things will never be AWESOME!!! again without him.
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.01.04 - 9:48 pm | #
Yarbles! Bolshy great yarblockos
to thee and thine!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.01.04 - 11:00 pm | #
But, wasn’t he a Cave Fish?
Not that I could tell a fish from a dog apart, what with my ability to see being destroyed since the pirate-crotch incident, mind you.
Dude, Yabloko is so, like, ten years ago. *waves a lil’ red’n'yellow flag*
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.01.04 - 11:48 pm | #
OK, at this point I’m definitely losing interest. Somebody poke Hyung for me, will ya?
I don’t mind long update intervals. I don’t mind hanging story threads. Closure is overrated. But going away and not telling us ANYTHING, TWICE, well, that’s just getting too hard to take.
I’m sorry, I’ll be alright, I just CARE, ok?
AllanL5 | Email | Homepage | 03.02.04 - 7:39 am | #
*hands AllanL5 a kleenex*
Fish, dog - they all taste the same.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.02.04 - 8:09 am | #
Fish, dog, whatever — they all taste like chicken.
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.02.04 - 12:21 pm | #
i’m sure glad we got THAT cleared up.
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.02.04 - 12:42 pm | #
So….does anyone see an update coming any time soon?
ArcaneFire | Email | Homepage | 03.02.04 - 1:42 pm | #
No, but in the meantime, some light entertainment that everyone’s probably already seen, but what the hell…
http://www.fenslerfilm.com/?sec=video
(You’ll have to cut and paste - I am an HTML deficient retard.)
I heartily recommend PSAs No.3 and 7.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.02.04 - 2:20 pm | #
Sinfest hasn’t updated since the end of February. I’m not sure which way is up, anymore.
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 03.03.04 - 7:19 am | #
Must find Hyung.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Must find Hyung.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Must find Hyung.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE!
EdFanMH *Riding a bookcart* | Email | Homepage | 03.03.04 - 9:34 pm | #
Can I ride too?
SilverBlade | Email | Homepage | 03.04.04 - 12:14 am | #
Fish and dog… I just totally pictured some Korean guy sallivating (I kid, I kid!)…
But man, isn’t it astounding? The loyality of KF/CK/GHMC’s fanbase?
Hyung must’ve found a way to imbue crack into a comic for some time now…
*twitches*
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.04.04 - 2:06 am | #
As opposed to Dave Kelly inserting comics into his crack…
OH SNAP!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.04.04 - 2:28 am | #
So close…and no one will take it?
Fine then! IT SHAL BE MINE!
Kohrak | Email | Homepage | 03.04.04 - 6:21 am | #
POST 100 BITCHES!
WHOO HOO!!!
WOOT!
WOOO!
WO!
woo…
This is amazingly less satisfying then I thought it would be.
Kohrak | Email | Homepage | 03.04.04 - 6:23 am | #
Sucka.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.04.04 - 9:35 am | #
Ah…..good! I liked Murder at the Chateu, and it’s good for you to finally be able to get close to finishing something. All good, man.
Ugly Red | Email | Homepage | 03.04.04 - 11:18 am | #
NOOOOOOOOOO!OH THE HUMANITY!
http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/…a.ap/ index.html
*sniffle*
the girl with the shoes | Email | Homepage | 03.04.04 - 7:29 pm | #
Thought for the day-
When some twit types ROLF, does that mean the floor is laughing?
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.05.04 - 1:33 am | #
I would’ve thought they were talking about the piano-playing dog from the Muppets.
Farewell, brave, beautiful giant atomic lizard. No one shall ever stomp Tokyo so beautifully as you.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.05.04 - 7:41 am | #
What’s with Tatsuya? Has the ironman of webcomic finally decided to sell out and be a respectable print cartoonist?
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.05.04 - 9:47 am | #
Puny Toho movie execs have tried to destroy Gojira before and failed! If the evil that is Jan De Bont cannot kill the King of Monsters, what chance have they?! SKREEEEONK!!
I had kimchi flavoured instant noodles for lunch at work the other day. Then I pretended I had evil plastic-melting kimchi breath.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.05.04 - 7:55 pm | #
lmao @ lord morgue… nice david kelly joke…
so quick question, who is david kelly?
(i been wondering about sinfest 2, i don’t know wut day of the wk it is without it)
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.05.04 - 8:33 pm | #
Actually, such a relationship between crack, comics and insertion had me googling the name in no time (crowd screams: ‘freeeak!’)
D. Kelly is the guy who did Living in Greytown and ’s now doing Lizard and Purple Pussy. All of ‘em webcomics.
I found nothing that would clear up the relationship between the guy and insertion of stuff, though.
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.06.04 - 12:43 am | #
lol thx ramen… ur cool in my book :D
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.06.04 - 12:03 pm | #
Y’know, maybe God finally smote Tatsuya. Maybe that joke with the devil laughing at Jesus’ death was the last straw.
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 03.06.04 - 12:24 pm | #
But no one smote me when /I/ laughed at the white, blue-eyed man pretending to be Jesus (a jew, mind ye).
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.06.04 - 3:15 pm | #
And here I was chuckling about the all-Italian disciples, unaware that I was ripe for a smotin’.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.06.04 - 4:53 pm | #
what?
still no comic…
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 03.06.04 - 6:38 pm | #
I AM THE LORD OF RANDOMNESS! GIVE ED A DOLLAR!
Person: Fuck you! *Ed goes Jet Li (Rise of Honor style) on the guy’s ass.*
Come back to the forum. There’s porn there. COME! COME I SAY!
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.06.04 - 9:14 pm | #
Funny, I fled the forum just to get away from you.
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.06.04 - 9:21 pm | #
I WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN! GRAAAAAH!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.06.04 - 11:23 pm | #
i’ve never been to the forums so HAH! schooled you all.
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.07.04 - 12:15 pm | #
*Shoots 4n0nym0u5.*
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.07.04 - 1:43 pm | #
… There’s a forum?
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.07.04 - 3:53 pm | #
Yup, s’matter, you afraid to post in it or somthin’?
DFG | Email | Homepage | 03.07.04 - 4:00 pm | #
My cat just puked on the floor. It kind of looked like Cavin. If you squint.
Kohrak | Email | Homepage | 03.08.04 - 4:31 am | #
the Marquis of Queensbury rules!
Jasper | Email | Homepage | 03.08.04 - 8:48 pm | #
The Marquis though, doesn’t rule as much as Foamy. Or cat-puke, squinted-eyes, schizoid-sprinkled Cavin.
http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.09.04 - 12:44 am | #
Fucking over-rated retard squirrel. I remember when Neurotically Yours was about the psycho goth babe. None of this fucking five minutes of listening to bad stand-up on helium while the animator jacks off because he’s just using the same flash objects and backgrounds again and again and again. Stupid fucking whore squirrel and his stupid card cult. I swear, if one of those morons hands me a card and says “FFFFFOAMY!!” I’ll fucking SET THEM ON FIRE and yell “TOASTYYYYYY!”! Gotta give props to ya old school, yo.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.09.04 - 4:02 am | #
psssshhhh, shoot me all u want, i been shot nine times and you don’t see me limpin’… word.
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.09.04 - 11:49 am | #
PWD Pussy Noobs lol
PWD | Email | Homepage | 03.09.04 - 7:06 pm | #
*Stabs 4n0nym0u5 with Alastor (Devil May Cry) through the head.*
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.09.04 - 10:41 pm | #
No bullet can kill Spotted Horse!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.09.04 - 11:56 pm | #
On the subject of Foamy and that chick, i’d of liked her if she showed her boobs. Since she never does, i have no complaints about her getting the back seat. Also, i find someone pissed off and ranting to be funny, where as the chick just gets shitty lines.
Also, Mortal Kombat should of stopped at two.
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 03.10.04 - 2:19 am | #
But Mortal Kombat three was just so… so… brilliant!
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.10.04 - 7:28 am | #
there was third one????? dear god, didn’t they learn after the second friggin one… nothing could match the first… mmmm johnny cage… it totally sucked how they brutally chopped in the beginning of the first i already knew the rest of the movie would suck.
excuse me for a moment
*drags EdFan out back and beats him with a baseball bat “Office-Space” style* “what now?!”
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.10.04 - 9:19 am | #
I liked mortal kombat 4 and 7
Oink | Email | Homepage | 03.10.04 - 12:20 pm | #
I think I might have a potential solution to the Hyung situation. We need to make a virgin sacrifice in order to bring forth the Great Lesser One (bah). Lord Hsyku-Gunim — may his tentacles be ever so slimy — must be appeased!
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.10.04 - 4:20 pm | #
*Holds his catgirls.*
NO! I ALREADY HUMPED THEM SO I COULD ClAIM THEM!
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.10.04 - 9:35 pm | #
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal…tal/view/ 119689
“I’m up here! And you’re… DOWN THERE! I’m up here and you’re down there and you can’t get up here.”
“He can just use the stairs.”
“I can just use the stairs.”
“No! Don’t use the stairs! Aw, c’mon! Don’t… You used the stairs.”
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.10.04 - 11:59 pm | #
Yeah, we need a virgin. EdfanMH? Let’s go. You’re needed.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.11.04 - 6:05 pm | #
So just who is this Foamy the squirrel? I highly doubt he/she/it rules more than Foamy the freakadog. Truly, a mad crazy sidekick.
the girl with the shoes | Email | Homepage | 03.11.04 - 6:25 pm | #
I don’t have the link Where is it… Anyways, FOmay kicks ass. And that bald goth chick is hot. But we never get to see her rack. Which sucks.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.11.04 - 6:38 pm | #
I hump things. That makes me no longer a virgin.
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.11.04 - 9:25 pm | #
And now i’m reminded of Dead Man on Campus.
“Sometimes i just get these…urges, y’know? Like i gotta…i gotta hump this lamp! I gotta screw this couch!”
Neo Kojiro, brother of Joe | Email | Homepage | 03.11.04 - 11:10 pm | #
Tabby, dude, you can totally check her rack in that special anniversary episode they aired just for two hours in the 26th of March of 2002!
*breathes heavily*
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.12.04 - 1:52 am | #
Lamps and coutches don’t count, Ed.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.12.04 - 4:39 am | #
although i believe that makes those particular lamps and couches non-virgins now. . . please stay away from my furniture, i would prefer to keep them chaste… and clean…
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.12.04 - 1:33 pm | #
EdFan… Dude, that’s not a catgirl, that’s Tabby! (runs)
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.12.04 - 5:48 pm | #
There’s nothing sexier than a sedan chair, let me tell you.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.12.04 - 6:09 pm | #
Or a dentist’s chair, if you’re into rough trade…
How can a chair be sooo comfy while he does such baaaad things?
Stupid cunt of a me-clone character-spammed the comment box and made it all stretchy.
I swear I’m gonna go all Yu Law on these clones and be The One! You are my bitch!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.13.04 - 12:45 am | #
Okay… Yu Law vesus Neo in a highlander setting.
“There can be only one!”
Who wins?
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.13.04 - 6:54 am | #
Neo flys away like a big wuss, but The Kurgan grabs him by the foot and makes him his bitch.
“Hello pretty!”
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.13.04 - 4:11 pm | #
My bet’s on Lionel Hutz.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.13.04 - 5:45 pm | #
yours would be, you lawyer loving freak child…
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.13.04 - 7:26 pm | #
I bent my Wookie…
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.13.04 - 10:44 pm | #
While it’s distinctly possible i’d run away from any and every fight i encounter, i find it hard to fear a guy named ‘Yu Law’. I’d keep asking if his middle name was ‘Suk’.
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 03.13.04 - 11:37 pm | #
Eat of my flesh.
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSq…e/Stadium/5661/
I give you BAD FANFIC and WORSE HTML!
Damn, I had to use an achiving service just to read this crap.
And it doesn’t help that this guy is apparently trying to hide his work from the Mystery Octagon Torture Theater so they won’t MST him to death.
Too late!
http://www.dimfuture.net/elsewhe…ewhere/ mot.html
RyogaMKN/Nightmare James is quite the character.
Not only does he write the undisputed WORST FANFIC IN ALL POSSIBLE UNIVERSES,
but his sterling leadership nearly killed Streetfighter:IBM and it’s little community.
I derive much pleasure from his incessant crusading against the “F” word in fanfic.
What a silly cunt.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.14.04 - 2:50 am | #
Speaking of fanfics, why don’t we
write some fanfics for the KF! cast?
Demodokos | Email | Homepage | 03.14.04 - 3:23 am | #
Chen and Hyung get it on while Cavin watches.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.14.04 - 1:06 pm | #
No, the worst fanfic is ‘Highway to heaven’. Hands down. Especially the slash.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.14.04 - 3:55 pm | #
I could see a Highlander/Kimchi fanfic-
Mi Sung would make a good, if diminutive, Kurgan;
Hyung-Sun/Keymaker as Ramerez/Tak Ne;
Count De Kimchi/Archetect as Methos;
Chen as cool-guy Duncan,
and of course May as manic-depressive badass Curran.
Hmm, Cavin as annoying teen sidekick Ritchie? Shades of Queerboy…
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.14.04 - 5:22 pm | #
And Chakka? Ryoga MKN is worse than Beverly Hillbillies lemon and Olsen Twins rape lemon/yuri put together.
He’s got Ryu slapping skins with SAKURA
and Akuma jobbing to a nine-year old with a hockey stick.
He drags in James Bond, Pokemon, the Three Ninjas, and the Mighty Ducks into his sorry mess,
and his self-insertion beat Apocalypse, for god’s sake.
And maybe Wolverine too, I don’t remember.
The only way I can read his work is by translating it into Nadsat…
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.14.04 - 5:32 pm | #
Hyung come back, we’ll each chip in 5 bucks, that’ll buy a lot of korean hookers!
smashy | Email | Homepage | 03.14.04 - 5:34 pm | #
And blow - don’t forget the blow.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.14.04 - 5:42 pm | #
Wouldn’t it be worth it just to shut me up for a while?
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.14.04 - 7:52 pm | #
I get to have sex with one of the hookers!
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.14.04 - 8:55 pm | #
Calm down, EdFan, we’ll get you a
nice umbrella stand or something.
Sheesh, why can’t people just be
normal and shove pie up their ass
like the rest of us?
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.14.04 - 10:45 pm | #
C’mon, guys, let’s go torture this
stupid German chatbot ’till it
crashes.
http://boteng.parsimony.net/cgi-…i? Nummer=100002
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.15.04 - 1:59 am | #
hey, don’t forget to post your new address so that i can stalk your sweet a$$.
Gabriel | Email | Homepage | 03.15.04 - 5:11 am | #
Highlander? Geeks.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.15.04 - 12:40 pm | #
are we gonna do teh 500 post thing again?
Chris da Amazing | Email | Homepage | 03.15.04 - 4:45 pm | #
Yes, if only to bring back HSK - or at least to see what dizzying new heights Ed can be forced to reach.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.15.04 - 6:21 pm | #
I think we’ll top out at 250, max, before Hyung finally gets off his ass and throws something else up. But, i’ve been wrong before, so who knows?
P.S., Ronin Warriors is still badass. Even if i can’t remember what it’s called in Japan.
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 03.16.04 - 1:32 am | #
Sooo, wa fi ni ninny!!
Gabriel | Email | Homepage | 03.16.04 - 1:45 am | #
thundercats, HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gabriel | Email | Homepage | 03.16.04 - 2:00 am | #
soo soo sook!
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 03.16.04 - 4:03 am | #
lmao, olsen twins lemon… how many of those olsen loving teeny boppers would accidently hit up that site while looking for the official webpage of their idols?
Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 03.16.04 - 11:19 am | #
screw olsen twins… Punky Brewster was HOT! Not the child crap, but when she was a teen… Wonder where she is now… I think she’s my age, if not a lil older.
Chris da Amazing… | Email | Homepage | 03.16.04 - 2:23 pm | #
Your age? 34?
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.16.04 - 3:41 pm | #
*Starts humping the comment box.*
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.16.04 - 5:24 pm | #
Please, folks, spay and neuter your EdFans. For the love of god.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.16.04 - 8:26 pm | #
punky brewster… why does that sound so familiar?
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.16.04 - 8:26 pm | #
punky brewster
80’s??
i vaguely remember it
kewl name though
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 03.16.04 - 9:19 pm | #
Yeah, Soliel Moon Frie. She showed up on “Seinfeld” as the annoying date who kept play-punching him, until Elaine belted her.
Anyway, here is teh fanfic!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.16.04 - 10:18 pm | #
A Clockwork Kimchi
There was me, that is Mi Sung, and my three droogs, that is May, Cavin, and Ken-Poochie, Ken-Poochie being really stinky, and we sat in the Korova Noodlebar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening, a flip dark chill winter bastard though dry. The Korova Noodlebar was a kimchi-plus mesto, and you may, O my brother, have forgotten what these mestos where like things changing so skorry these days and everybody very quick to forget, newspaper not being read much neither. Well, what they sold there was kimchi plus something else.
Lord Anthony Morguess | Email | Homepage | 03.16.04 - 10:20 pm | #
They had no license for selling liquor, but there was no law yet against prodding some of the some of the new veshches which they would put into the old kapusta, so you could peet it with vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom or one or two other veshches which would give you a nice quiet horrorshow fifteen minutes admiring Bog And All His Holy Angels And Saints in your left shoe with lights bursting all over your mozg. Or you could peet it with knives in it, as we use to say, and this would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of dirty twenty-to-one, and that was what we were peeting this evening I’m starting off the story with.
Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 03.16.04 - 10:21 pm | #
I hope you all appreciate all the trouble I went to to find out what the Russian for “cabbage” is. Altavista don’t do English/Russian, so I had to do the supreme effort of going all the way over the other side of the internet and type “russian for cabbage”.
But it occurs to me that if I was hardcore, I’d have written it in pidgin-Korean, instead of Nadsat.
Heh heh, Bezoomny Kapusta.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.17.04 - 8:15 am | #
believe me lord morgue. we appreciate it.
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.17.04 - 1:29 pm | #
btw, i don’t like that chat bot, it keeps dissing me:
Colossus: What time is it there?
You: 2 p m
Colossus: Advantage Dreamcast: Virtua Tennis 2 ist da
You: hey get outta my computer and get into my car
Colossus: Well then put a computer chip in it and shut up
You: omg let’s not say things we can’t take back
Colossus: Are we still talking about prayed for Alice ?
You: i think you know the answer to that
Colossus: Do you mind if I tell other people : Jo kickass said he think me know the answer to that .
You: knock yourself out
Colossus: Perhaps I’m just expressing my own concern about it.
You: perhaps
Colossus: Why the uncertain tone?
You: jackass.
Colossus: Yeah i heard you jackass
damn think keeps taking my words and using them against me. Jackass.
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.17.04 - 1:56 pm | #
You think that’s bad? It told me it thinks it’s roommate is gay because his dick tastes like shit;
then it told me off for swearing…
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.17.04 - 4:27 pm | #
そではぼくのにんど。びょういんど。
oops, lets try that again | Email | Homepage | 03.18.04 - 10:15 am | #
your martial art is called “way of the hospital?”
Things that rhyme with “at” | Email | Homepage | 03.18.04 - 10:20 am | #
Okay… this place is dying.
We need something stupid to argue about.
Oh, and for Christ’s sake, I’m not a chick!
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.18.04 - 1:53 pm | #
and for mel gibson’s sake, I am!!!!!
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.18.04 - 2:58 pm | #
*Starts setting stuff on Hyung’s site on fire.*
Let’s set stuff on fire and see if Hyung notices!
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.18.04 - 5:53 pm | #
is it wrong to feel proud for outwitting colossus??
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 03.18.04 - 7:26 pm | #
oh and its past 180 comments now i think
does that mean he will be back soon??
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 03.18.04 - 7:28 pm | #
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.18.04 - 8:04 pm | #
“I’ll accompany Keisha,” said Sandra. “I have read Ryoga MKN’s strategy guide on how to beat Ninja Gaiden games in one life.”
“Egads, what?” asked Lana. “Someone actually knows how to survive that perilous world?”
“Yes, Ryoga MKN,” said Keisha. “He inspired many of us with a true upset victory over a great video game player, putting himself into the annals of video game history. He once had a chance at a greater prize than even Kevin did, the World Championship of Video Games!”
“I didn’t know you took this mission this seriously,” said Lana in shock. “You’ve done your homework: I can’t hold you back any longer.
http://ucnhp.tripod.com/fanfics/ep9.html
Urgh- fanfic based on the edge-of-your-seat STRATEGY GUIDE by Ryoga MKN, your hookup for quality self-insertion.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.18.04 - 8:28 pm | #
you know what chakka, i’ve been to germany. i’ve associated with germans. they were gracious enough to allow me to experience their culture and share their home.
so my response to your previous comment is that they ran out of water two and a half years ago and have been living on wienerschnitzel and swedish glue. give the poor bastards a break.
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.18.04 - 8:49 pm | #
You people are gonna have to work WAAYYY harder to reach 500 posts, hell even 250 at this rate.
sightandsound | Email | Homepage | 03.18.04 - 11:00 pm | #
Tabby, you may not be a chick, but that doesn’t mean you don’t have boobies.
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 03.18.04 - 11:04 pm | #
Want something stupid to argue about…. ummm.. Flying crocodile vs Flying Shark… who would win?
Chris da Amazing | Email | Homepage | 03.18.04 - 11:32 pm | #
i manually counted it
202 posts or so
the counter is lying i suspect
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 2:16 am | #
Flying crocodile wins. Flying shark is more aerodynamic, but won’t last long out of water.
O.K., who’d win, a doberman, or a doberman’s weight in chihuahuas?
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 3:41 am | #
Word up, Gruntathon. The counter -that bitch!-
has lied to us before… what makes you think
he wont lie to us again?!
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 3:55 am | #
good riddance to bad shit.
democrokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 5:38 am | #
Well, how many of you can draw? Maybe what we need is a few fanart to get Hyung motivated. (Motivated, as in he’ll be unable to resist the urge to mock and belittle our puny, feeble attempts at drawing MiSung, and will be moved to taunt us at least, if not actually update.)
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 5:44 am | #
And really, what’s with this comment box not wrapping correctly?
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 5:45 am | #
It was the fault of that fscking Lord Morgue and his clones! I tell you, if there was no Lord Morgue, would there be any clones?! :P
And about the fanart: You. Are. On.
*grabs a pencil and a piece of el-cheapo paper and prepares to be mocked*
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 5:54 am | #
Hmm, you could be right about bad fan-art being the only way to jolt HSK back into our dimension.
He’s far too cynical for flattery or begging to work, and threats and insults bounce right off his leathery, rhino-like kimchi-hardened hide, but the art-teacher in him just can’t help but kibitz over other people’s art.
And it’s NOT MY FAULT that pirates are flooding the market with cheap, inferior Morgue clones!
That Jones broad told me she was gonna dry-clean that dress!
Curse my ultra-potent D.N.A..
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 6:12 am | #
Here’s my feeble attempt:
http://www.nd.edu/~slee7/angrymisung.gif
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 7:05 am | #
Heh - scary.
My bet’s on the doberman’s weight in chihuahuas.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 10:19 am | #
A gift you shall learn to live with, Lord Morgue. Use
your DNA for the good of mankind.
And now, about the fanart, while Mi Sung is cool beans,
CKMT:MATC enthralled me like some really, totally
enthralling thing. Thus fanart goes to ‘em guys at the
Chateau:
http://www.nodachi.net/~archer/i…lly/kf1- all.jpg
http://www.nodachi.net/~archer/i…ly/kf2- back.jpg
I am thoroughly embarrased at the amount of cursing
though. Wont happen again, chief!
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 10:22 am | #
KY jelly and Micky shooting heroin are a nice touch.
sightandsound | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 12:32 pm | #
Actually I stole that part about Mickey shooting
heroin from a friend. Well, kinda. In his drawing it
was Charlie Brown. But c’mon, if someone’s gonna
be riding the lightning it’s gonna be don Mickey Mouse.
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 1:02 pm | #
I really like your full-cast art. That’s really nice to see everyone again. I particularly like (werewolf) Chen howling in the moonlight!
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 2:27 pm | #
that was awesomes!!! i love out of character stuff (one big fat rock of crack that ain’t payin itself with my looks… classic)… it inspires me to warp the rest of the cast in some horrible way that’s bound to turn Hyung over in his grave… o no… i’ve typed too much… now to avoid the OK button…
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 8:42 pm | #
and there is that old famous parking lot is full comic of macaulay culkin shooting himself up
http://www.plif.com/archive/wc001.gif
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 03.19.04 - 9:42 pm | #
I think the counter just plain stopped…
sightandsound | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 12:17 am | #
come back hyung… we…i…need you
Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 1:49 am | #
yeah!
Anonymous needs you…
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 4:03 am | #
No, go away Hyung. I like having a captive audience.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 4:30 am | #
Cut the man some slack. Rome wasn’t built in a day. Neither was it in a coupla months. Same goes for finding a job. Besides, who needs HSK if we have talented fan artists like Fueled by Ramen and Demodokhos? … *cough*pathetic attempt at reverse psychology -comebackHyungweallmissyou*cough*
PS: I really meant the ‘talented’ part.
VWorkin | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 5:26 am | #
Hyung has your souls prisoner in this comments box until he updates.
C’mon, why do you think they call it “Haloscan”?
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 5:35 am | #
Dammit. We need to kill Hyung.
Which brings me a great idea!
Kung Fool/Mortal Kombat!
Starring:
Hyung as Raiden
Chen as Lu Kang
Mi Sung as Jade
May as Sonia
Nell as Shiva
Idgie as Reptiale
Cavin as Jonny Cage
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 10:59 am | #
And Hyung Sun Kim as that eight-armed freak.
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 2:55 pm | #
Goro only has four arms, and I already said Hyung was Raiden.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 2:58 pm | #
Oops, right you are.
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 4:11 pm | #
Hey, better Hyung than Christopher Lambert. Hell, better anybody than Christopher Lambert.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 4:28 pm | #
Lambert was the best thing in that movie…
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 6:59 pm | #
I wonder if Christopher Walken would make a good Raiden.
On an unrelated note, i had a dream that there was an update. Even in my dreams, i have no life.
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 8:01 pm | #
Oh my god! It’s Electric Jesus!
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 8:30 pm | #
Speaking of mortal kombat… I was playing Smash TV and that’s a great game. Wut if Hyung tried to participate in Smash TV and was killed by the shrapnel man?
Chris da Amazing | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 10:44 pm | #
Probably the same as it is now, he never seems to update either way…bastard!
sightandsound | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 11:29 pm | #
so is he dead or what? just wondering
Zentdiam | Email | Homepage | 03.20.04 - 11:44 pm | #
My money would be on the chihuahuas,
if they were high on coffee candy.
O.K., pirates or ninjas?
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.21.04 - 12:14 am | #
f33r t3h Rum5f13ld.
http://www.poe-news.com/features….php? feat=31845
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.21.04 - 3:10 am | #
The counter is going DOWN?
Oh well. Eat of my flesh.
http://www.textfiles.com/stories…es/ bgcspoof.txt
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.21.04 - 4:30 am | #
Pirates. All the way.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.21.04 - 8:49 am | #
“Oh yes it’s ladies night, and the feeling’s right…”
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.21.04 - 8:53 am | #
Dammit. The link’s not working.
http://www.kontraband.com/html/movies/movies.asp?ID=1146
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.21.04 - 8:55 am | #
Counter now says 196. WTF?
Maybe, Hyung is having us ALL on, and he’s jimmied the counter so we can’t reach 500. He’s probably hoping we’ll all get tired and go home.
Could Be. I check the board once a day or so, when things in the Real World are slow.
Come back, Hyung! We need you!
AllanL5 | Email | Homepage | 03.21.04 - 11:17 am | #
I’m not wearing any pants!
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.21.04 - 4:35 pm | #
Do you masturbate to Gollum porn?
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.21.04 - 4:43 pm | #
I think I speak for all of us when I say, “YARRRRRRR!”
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.21.04 - 4:43 pm | #
I masturbated to midget porn! Xray porn was kewl too
Chris da Amazing | Email | Homepage | 03.21.04 - 9:20 pm | #
Then let’s get that counter to 500 already! something inside me bets that Hyung’s enjoying the hits his site gets without having to be active…
VWorkin | Email | Homepage | 03.21.04 - 11:38 pm | #
Tsk tsk tsk… always wanting something for nothing. That lazy bastard!
Chris da Amazing | Email | Homepage | 03.22.04 - 10:30 am | #
I, Personally, whack off to Hugo Weaving Matrix Pr0n.
http:// http://www.kontrabandcontent.co….d_gay_scene.mov
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.22.04 - 12:15 pm | #
Uh, guys? I think we broke the counter…
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.22.04 - 2:40 pm | #
i dunno, the midget/hugo weaver porn might bring him back… it brought me back…
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.22.04 - 4:27 pm | #
He broke it!
*points at next poster*
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.22.04 - 4:30 pm | #
whats the point of a counter that doesnt count??
if you take out the count its just an er
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 03.22.04 - 5:32 pm | #
So, if I understand correctly that’s a confession that
you are an er hater?!
Racist! Fundamentalist! Communist! Gollum wankist!
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.22.04 - 7:03 pm | #
Hey, I resemble that remark. I may be a liar, a thief and a communist, but I am NOT a porn star.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.22.04 - 7:16 pm | #
Wait a– then that must mean this ‘Shaking it with Chakka IV’ porn anthology they sold me last week is fake?! I want my money back, Tabby!!
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.22.04 - 9:22 pm | #
I wonder if that’s why Hyung left us, to pursue a career in porn. To be honest I definately saw this as his next step in life.
sightandsound | Email | Homepage | 03.22.04 - 11:02 pm | #
It’s alright, guys, I have Hyung in a hole in my basement and am “encouraging” him to get busy.
“It draws the comic, and it puts the comic in the basket!
Or it gets the hose!”
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.22.04 - 11:22 pm | #
[213]Then we have to keep track of the count ourselves. Counting from AllanL5’s 196 and in the hope that noone posts inbetween, this is number 213. No broken counter shall thwart us!
VWorkin | Email | Homepage | 03.23.04 - 12:10 am | #
sorry V but this is more like 260
[260]
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 03.23.04 - 3:18 am | #
I just like to say “thwart”.
Thwart, thwart, thwart.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.23.04 - 4:54 am | #
“Would you like some of our TWA coffee?”
“No, but I’d love some of your TWA tea!”
God, I love that joke.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.23.04 - 8:56 am | #
[263] Is that from _Airplane_, the movie?
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.23.04 - 12:28 pm | #
[264]
“We need to get these people to a hospital”
“What is it doctor?”
“It’s a building, with patients, but that’s not important right now.”
sightandsound | Email | Homepage | 03.23.04 - 1:06 pm | #
[265]
are we even sure these numbers are right?
did someone count from the beginning or from the last
“supposed” post that guessed it.
and furthermore, am i the only one whose immensely creeped out
by the fact lord morgue pulled a buffalo bill on hyung?
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.23.04 - 1:29 pm | #
[500]
Five hundredth post, woo!!
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.23.04 - 3:30 pm | #
[267] Heh, heh, cheating will only delay the update more!
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.23.04 - 9:04 pm | #
[268] I love the wacky counter that lives by its own rules. Anyone figure out what the pattern is? I’m unemployed and bored. Maybe I’ll write down the counter state and the corresponding actual count. Figure it out, hopefully.
Nah.
anon i mouse | Email | Homepage | 03.23.04 - 10:47 pm | #
and the apostle lord morgue declared :
“eat-eth of my flesh, this fanfiction. drink-eth of my blood this
germanic chatbot.”
thus one of the disciples stoodeth up and prophezised “upon the 500th
post, wilt the being whom we owe this creation and our souls
return to us and taketh us to the land of milk and honey… or update.”
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.23.04 - 10:56 pm | #
[269]
The doberman vs. chihuahua pack brings up an interesting thought of mine from high school.
My friend’s parents had 2 pet long hair chihuahuas.
One day I got the image in my head of pack of wild chihuahuas roming the landscape of a pre-columbian Mexico.(I realize that this was never the case)
I than began to wonder what their foodsource would be.
The next image that popped into my head was my pack of little wild chihuahuas taking down a water buffalo.
Don’t ask me why a water buffalo, I guess that pre-columbian Mexico looked a little more like Africa than Central America in my head.
Sorry for rambling, you all just made me remember and I thought I would share.
Adalgeirr | Email | Homepage | 03.23.04 - 11:37 pm | #
[270]Yep, 270 posts it is. Started counting from the 100 post, you know, from the days the counter was still working. Not bad, not bad at all.
VCountin | Email | Homepage | 03.24.04 - 12:12 am | #
Well, we’ll either get an update,
or I’ll get to dance around in my new cartoonist-skin dress with my willy tucked between my legs.
I feel pretty, oh so pretty…
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.24.04 - 1:13 am | #
Ah - the mangina. For those days when you think, “Man, I feel like a woman.”
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.24.04 - 8:58 am | #
[273]
w00t.
The counter is at 197.
I vow, the 200th will be mine.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.24.04 - 1:06 pm | #
eat chesse.
power chord kill | Email | Homepage | 03.24.04 - 3:33 pm | #
275
Aw! I wanted to kidnap Hyung and force him to play video games with me or I’ll beat the living piss out of him with a baseball bat.
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.24.04 - 8:00 pm | #
i didnt know piss was alive
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 03.24.04 - 8:16 pm | #
277
Do you kiss your mother not knowing that?
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.24.04 - 8:45 pm | #
I really like muffins, oh biscuits too!
sightandsound | Email | Homepage | 03.24.04 - 9:07 pm | #
[278]
i miss zim… its so hard to download the last season’s
episodes. too bad, that show was funny. the tak
episode was classic. that and backseat drivers from beyond.
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.24.04 - 10:12 pm | #
[280]
sorry, messed up the count in the last post, this is the real
number ^_^’
at least there’s one more post to the goal.
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.24.04 - 10:14 pm | #
[281]
I can understand where Hyung’s been, because in my own mad scramble to earn enough cash to live, I haven’t had time to read this comic, let alone draw it! Hyung, come back when you can, but not before you’ve gotten yourself neutered. Ooops, wrong topic, that was on the ferret rescue shelter board! (Might not be such a bad idea though…NeuterHyung might be able to post more…less distractions!)
Fferret | Email | Homepage | 03.25.04 - 3:20 am | #
[282]
You know, i just realized how much of a hack Fritz Fraundorf actually was. At least he pulled it off well.
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 03.25.04 - 4:39 am | #
Neo Kojiro, you bastard. You posted and he didn’t update!
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.25.04 - 1:57 pm | #
[284] Wooo! I am electric jesus!
I have sent Hyung on a crusade to seek the holy kimchi; he will return once he has found it.
Electric Jesus | Email | Homepage | 03.25.04 - 3:31 pm | #
[284]
aw, hell, now we’ll never see another update… we all know how well the last crusade went…
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.25.04 - 4:30 pm | #
[285]
If Hyung dies in the crusade, dibs on the forums and
the saxophone!
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.25.04 - 5:02 pm | #
[286]
Dibs on his tentcale pr0n!
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.25.04 - 6:00 pm | #
Dibs on all his sketches of MiSung’s ass!
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.25.04 - 6:39 pm | #
Dibs on… holy shit - did Electric Jesus actually just say something other than “Wooo”?
IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.25.04 - 7:24 pm | #
[289]
Now that the world has ended… wut now?
Chris da Amazing | Email | Homepage | 03.25.04 - 8:18 pm | #
290
Who thinks that Electrical Jesus is REALLY Hyung? I’m starting to think that.
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.25.04 - 10:51 pm | #
I don’t know, I’ve never seen him with his pants off.
Oh, wait, HYUNG. Never mind.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 12:02 am | #
[292]
I hope the holy Kimchi will be as god for Hyung as it was for me…
Anyway, counter’s at 198 now… heh, is this some kind of Diablo counter, where you need tens and tens of posts (the equivalent of billions and billions of kills) to advance one count (ie. one level)?
VCountin | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 12:19 am | #
Well, that or maybe the counter itself functions
in a whole different level from us. While we, with our puny
human minds, may think that a counter should count in terms
of number of posts, the counter itself, one with the
sentience of the machine-gods of this age, is keeping track
-in an arcane sorta-countdown way- of the inverse number of
days ’til Hyung comes back (measured in Standarized Hyung
Units of Time).
And c’mon! What kinda freak woul’ve seen Electrical
Jesus naked?
*nervous laugh*
*deletes his ’special edition
bible’ pics*
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 12:34 am | #
That’s some deep shit man… But if it’s inverse…and it keeps going up…does that mean we should give up all hope?
sightandsound | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 1:09 am | #
[295]
It means that weed to get five hundrend posts before we hit “200.”
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 2:41 am | #
well lets look at the first sightings
post 195 - 180
post 242 - 196
post 273 - 197
post 292 - 198
no one was paying much attention before then
using excel i plotted and graphed and using a third order polynomial,
i was able to recognise a trend that should put the counter at 199 by the 300th post and the counter at 200 by the 305-306th post
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 4:05 am | #
This proves that Hyung is a zany imp from the 5th dimension.
To get him to update, we have to get him to say his name backwards.
Gnuyh.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 7:28 am | #
[299]
i don’t like this new philosophical/scientific tangent
this comments page has gone to. what happened to the good old
discussions about hugo weaver porn? you’ve all changed.
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 12:20 pm | #
So what you’re really trying to say is, “I’m not the one who’s crazy - you’re the ones who are crazy!!!”
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 2:21 pm | #
[300]
W00t Three hundred!!
I rule you.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 2:51 pm | #
[301]
*overthrows the dictator and declares a government of
the people. Is swiftly killed by the an important General
of the military arm of the People’s Revolution*
Also, if you’re right about that Gruntathon I would
totally like, freak out and call you awesome. Men (and women)!
We know our mission! We know the Holy Number! Let’s
reach the heavens and bring down the Creator with the
strength of our posting!
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 3:49 pm | #
I AM THE KING OF RANDOMNESS AND LORD OF ALL CATGIRLS!
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 6:00 pm | #
[303]
No, you’re not.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 6:56 pm | #
[305]
tru post number-
there were two that were numbered 284 that threw off the numbers,
some freak doesn’t know how to count… don’t look back!
just… take my word for it… thus chakka actually had the 300th post…
sorry tabby gurl …
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 7:13 pm | #
[306]
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU SO MUCH IN THE FUCKING BACK OF A FUCKING FUCK!!
*cries*
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 7:16 pm | #
*notices the author of the faux 284. notices the author
of the correction*
HSWTFOMFGLMAO!!!1 It was all on purpose a plot to
make Tabby loose faith in the world! A PLOT!!!
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 7:25 pm | #
It’s okay, Tabby - you can still have the 300th. I hereby abdicate the throne. Besides, I don’t like watching grown men cry (unless they’ve been hit in the balls with a hammer, or are watching the LOTR ‘death-of-Boromir’ scene. Then it’s both acceptable and highly entertaining).
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 7:40 pm | #
Stop picking on our honorary cat-girl and making him cry.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.26.04 - 10:08 pm | #
[311]
So much for the graph mentioned earlier… Does this mean that Hyung’s absence is growing exponentially?
Levi | Email | Homepage | 03.27.04 - 2:01 am | #
[312]
I’m okay. I’m okay…
Sniffle.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.27.04 - 7:58 am | #
[313]
Feel your pain, man…
And talkinb about zee pain, it would appear that Gruntathon…
is a FALSE PROPHET! Stone him! STONE HIM TO DEATH!
(Though in all truth, we can’t hold against him the
fact that a scientific, statistical method didn’t work
with an unworking, god knows why the fsck broken counter…
can we? :|)
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.27.04 - 12:29 pm | #
314
Tabby’s a catgirl and no one told me?
*Kidnaps Tabby and keeps her. SHE WITH THE OTHERS.*
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.27.04 - 4:52 pm | #
Dude, Tabby’s a guy.
Demodokhos | Email | Homepage | 03.27.04 - 5:14 pm | #
DO’H!
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.27.04 - 6:26 pm | #
Stone him to death? Man, that’s gonna take a lot of ganja. Maybe if we used a bucket-bong.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.27.04 - 6:42 pm | #
Jesus Rey Mysterio Jr Christ,
the counter on the comic’s comment box is down to zero…
Oh well, drink of my blood.
http://www.tenaciousd.com/fhg.html
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.27.04 - 9:13 pm | #
Ah, Tabby loves being cyber-violated by gender-confused otaku.
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.27.04 - 9:16 pm | #
[320]
This is number 320!
sightandsound | Email | Homepage | 03.27.04 - 9:41 pm | #
#321 (AND THE COUNTER IS STILL AT 198. IT TRULY IS BROKEN.)
BEHOLD! My theory on Forum Retardism!
http://www.deviantart.com/view/6144030/
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.27.04 - 10:30 pm | #
sorry my numbers didnt work out
remember kids
polynomials are not the answer
and ed - about your theory - are you proposing that you yourself are a sufferer or this forum retardisation??
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 03.28.04 - 5:08 am | #
[322]
lol, geez, didn’t realize everyone loved tabby so much… he
loses the 300th post (wherein he called you all bitches) and
everyone’s comforting him… well have your false 300th post,
tabby, have it good *shakes fist*.
>Stone him to death? Man, that’s gonna take a lot of ganja.
>Maybe if we used a bucket-bong.
man, i’m so gonna say that in my next history class…
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.28.04 - 6:19 am | #
[324]
DO’H
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.28.04 - 6:20 am | #
I meant bitches ina good way.
Y’know, the same way Dave Chapelle
says “BITCHES!”
“I’m Rick James, bitch. Show me your titties.”
And, Ed, no molesting me.
That’s why you have your lamps
and coutches and reclining chairs.
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.28.04 - 8:48 am | #
[326]
zing!
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.28.04 - 11:50 am | #
*bitchslaps 4n0nym0u5.*
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.28.04 - 1:20 pm | #
[328]
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.28.04 - 2:40 pm | #
[329]
How truly eloquent.
And I know a couple of friends who make bongs out of
2L coke plastic bottles. Don’t know why but it always
struck me as amazing… their resourcefulness I
mean.
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.28.04 - 3:17 pm | #
330
Is one of your friends named Cody Dylan?
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.28.04 - 3:18 pm | #
I’m a big fan of drainers - they employ both the bucket AND 2L Coke bottle technologies. And have the capacity to knock you on your ass.
Kids, never combine beer and tequila and hashish. It is a recipe for disaster (of the “painting your nude body and running the streets” kind).
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.28.04 - 3:57 pm | #
[332]
psssshhhh, ur juss pissed cuz tabby won’t be ur cat-gurl AND u got massively burned :P
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.28.04 - 5:22 pm | #
I didn’t know tabby was a man, fag.
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.28.04 - 9:07 pm | #
[334]
STOP IT… ALL OF YOU.. STOP IT. Ed, 4nom, and Tabby… don’t you all see… Hyung not updating is breaking us apart and making us want to kill each other… STOP IT… FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY… CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!
Chris da Amazing | Email | Homepage | 03.28.04 - 10:16 pm | #
I guess not
DFG | Email | Homepage | 03.28.04 - 11:01 pm | #
In South Africa they use a broken bottle neck to smoke of the green erb.
Now that’s hardcore, they must have throats and lungs like old tyre rubber.
Oh, I’m sure Tabby won’t mind being part of EdFan’s harem.
I mean, apart from being this board’s resident sex symbol,
what’s an animé catgirl collection without at least one dickgirl?
Vivé le Difference!
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 12:20 am | #
[337]
Now that sounds suspiciously like Ghastly… *squints
eyes at Lord Morgue*
And painting your body and running naked in the street?
while not on a frat party? Man, that’s why the
only drug I take is checking the comi– er… this comment
box! *twitches*
And I knew Hyung leaving would tear this family apart…
*shakes head and pats Chris in the back*
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 1:30 am | #
RESIDENT DICK GIRL!?!? WHAT!?
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 2:44 am | #
I don’t think hyung is coming back…
Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 3:04 am | #
Resident Dick Girl?
Hmm, that game must not have made the export out of Japan…
Lord Morgue | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 4:35 am | #
[341]
blah!
sightandsound | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 10:10 am | #
[342]For those who don’t check out http://www.somethingawful.com every day, head on over to see the results of their March J-list contest. Those GI Joe and IMADINOSAURus .mp3s are quite nice…
V.I.Joe | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 11:51 am | #
[342]
>I don’t think hyung is coming back…
Maybe we need our very own Jakob the Liar?
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 12:10 pm | #
[344]
…or [343] you decide!
Fueled by Ramen | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 12:11 pm | #
Time for a fight to the death, I’d say.
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 3:20 pm | #
… And one of these days, I swear I’ll remember to number my bloody posts.
(345?)
Chakka | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 3:23 pm | #
[347]
I’ve got something cooking… Muwhahahahahah…
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 4:19 pm | #
348
But I don’t want a dick catgirl!
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 4:54 pm | #
aheheheheh BWAHAHAHAHAHHA
hahahahhaha *sigh*
wait, what are we laughing about?
4n0nym0u5 | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 4:58 pm | #
Wherever Hyung is, I say 4n0nym0u5 kiddnapped Hyung.
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 5:37 pm | #
[351]
I’M NOT A DICK CAT-CHICK!!!
Tabby | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 6:03 pm | #
352
I didn’t say that. Lord Morgue started the dickgirl bit.
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 9:03 pm | #
353
HYUNG, GET OFF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS AND FUCKING UPDATE OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SHOVE SO MUCH SPAM FOOD DOWN YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING THROAT YOU’LL BE SHITTING IT OUT AS YOU EAT IT!
EdFanMH | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 9:05 pm | #
[354]
thank you for so elequantly answering my question ed
altho i spose the correct term here would be comment retard…
Gruntathon | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 9:49 pm | #
“Neo Kojiro, you bastard. You posted and he didn’t update!”
Sorry, no refunds. All sales final, all predictions subject to the winds of fate, all your base are belong to us.
Are you sure you aren’t a cat-dick-girl? That’d be kinda hot. Especially if you had big tits.
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 03.29.04 - 11:07 pm | #
[356]
No, no that would certainly not be hot in any way.
si
November 28th, 2006 at 3:59 pm
Foo. I guess copy&pasting massive amount of text from older comment boxes isn’t going to work.
November 28th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Yeah I did that but Hyung deleted them, I kinda liked the idea of preserving all the haloscan bullshit for posterity.
It wasn’t exactly “targetted search terms” but at least it had plenty of variety
November 28th, 2006 at 5:00 pm
Hey Nestor, speaking of gay, we need a wiki for this shit stat. Kimchipedia anyone?
November 28th, 2006 at 5:06 pm
Also also, add a search thingy to amazon.co.uk, I order stuff from amazon once in a while but the shipping costs from yon transatlanticoland smell badly of the posterior.
November 28th, 2006 at 5:58 pm
A wiki? Uh, I can install one in 5 minutes but I’m not too keen on maintaining it but sure, I can always nuke it if it doesn’t go anywhere
Re the new look, I guess it would make Hagan complaining about the manga style more ironic if he was drawn in it, I still think there was nothing wrong with the old style but whatever you feel like doing.
Amazon uk… lesee I don’t think I have any way of linking there, just try going through the search box and then switching to “international sites” there’s a link at the bottom and it should preserve the referral.
Speaking of which, someone actually bought calvin and hobbes! hot diggity. The commission is a measly 4 bucks, but baby steps…
November 28th, 2006 at 7:56 pm
Nestor, until you start linking blow up doll characters from Evangelion and pocky on this site your never going to see much in sales. J-list is all well and good but you need DIRECT links to the PORN because everyone here is to LAZY to follow the link and then have to search for it.
November 28th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
Such cute shoes…
$25 for a pair of baby shoes??? they aren’t that cute.
Anyhow, question, if I’m planning on buying something from amazon, if i use one of the ads on here to get it, will you get paid, even if it isn’t the item featured in the ad?
November 28th, 2006 at 8:58 pm
Probably not.
I wanted to puke a little when I read what DGF said above, dose this make me a bad consumer?
>Yeah I did that but Hyung deleted them, I kinda liked the idea of preserving all the haloscan bullshit for posterity.
I didn’t know about the Haloscan stuff, I just deleted the one’s you uploaded, ’cause I wanted to add some commentary on it…
That’s a good idea, actually…
November 28th, 2006 at 9:09 pm
Wha?
I haven’t a clue.
Maybe, if I understood what your problem was. Sheesh.
November 28th, 2006 at 9:39 pm
I meant the Amazon Ads, not you…
November 28th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
Yeah that’s what I thought. I mean was it the $25 for a pair of cute baby shoes or the idea of using one of the ads as a gateway to amazon to buy something I was already planning on buying.
I got my copy of The 10th Kingdom today. That and some trauma…
http://droolfangrrl.livejournal.com/40449.html
November 29th, 2006 at 2:12 am
HARD DRIVE RECOVERY
November 29th, 2006 at 4:37 am
I’ll RECOVER your HARD DRIVE with my huge LOW APR CREDITCARD.
Also, Nestor, I figured a wiki would be a good place for transcripting things and then using some PHP magic to pull the transcriptions into a <div> under the comic that’s set to “display: false;” CSS wise with a button to optionally show it. Possibly.
(I just love coming up with ideas that mean more work for you)
November 29th, 2006 at 6:03 am
>DFG
Yes, the referral should hold for the browsing session, but if you search for what you want from the search box that would be even safer. 19 more referrals and we get bumped from a measly 4% to a slightly less measly 6% whooo!
>Dr Pope
Gawd just put it in a comment and it appears on the same page as the comic plus google hates duplicate content.
As for J-list links if you folks want to make a game of it you can leave your own deep links to specific products that catch your eye
the basic link format is
http://affiliates.jlist.com/click/1337?url=http://www.jlist.com/
and this is a link to a specific product
http://affiliates.jlist.com/click/1337?url=http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/PB551
Walking Around Tokyo ~ Eigo de Aruku Tokyo
I’m sure y’all can find plenty of interesting material at j-list, and their commission is 8% which is better than amazons
Do you still have that printer Hyung? You sent me some pretty nifty looking colour prints of GHMC once and once you sort out the paypal thing it would be a nice thing to add below each comic, a link to “buy a print”. Make it a signed print for extra dollers
November 29th, 2006 at 7:38 am
Am I doin it rite? lolol
November 29th, 2006 at 7:39 am
Crap, I fail. Bah, fuck it.
November 29th, 2006 at 8:15 am
A …poop hat?
November 29th, 2006 at 8:57 am
Oh and as for the wiki I think I’ll hold back on that one until more than one crazed voice in the desert requests it but if you really have a yen for wiki related hijinks you could start a wikipedia article on Hyung/kung fool/whatever or, more likely to last, one on the comixpedia wiki
November 29th, 2006 at 10:03 am
The wiki (of all kinds) are my mortal foe. I shall brook no profanation of my favorite deadbeat comic with an association with the evil vessel for the Cessation of All Knowledge.
November 29th, 2006 at 11:25 am
I don’t particularly care what it says as long as it links to the site. All inbound links are precious!! yea even those from your livejournals or xangas or myspaces, all shall be welcomed and given kimchi
November 29th, 2006 at 11:43 am
p.s. Bish Hagan still looks cranky and constipated, he needs to eat more prunes!
December 4th, 2006 at 7:08 am
Gollum wankist, wild long-haired chihuahuas, mangina, dick-cat-girl, that brings back some memories…
Actually, I showed #0089 to a friend, and now every time I mention Highlander, he says “Geek.”.
THANKS A LOT, TABBY, YOU CAT DICK GIRL FUCK!
February 24th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
I want mcdonalds and some mountain dew! Simpsons and Southpark are the best. Show me a map to the nearest adult porn site! Recovery for the Harry Potter book requires Johnny Depp to have his ass raped by Pirates while making a Movie that involves a popular Song written in a Book by some under-paid artists ripped off by Disney in order to get cheap, or even free prescriptions. Vicodin is the best for overuse of generic Viagra. It like madlib spam! Help! I lost my mother board and hard drive and disks and stuff. What’s this rash? Why doesn’t anybody love me? What is love?
February 24th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Dammit I want mcdonalds and some mountain dew! Simpsons and Southpark are the best.
Wow, the spam filter is pretty good
Show me a map to the nearest adult porn site! Recovery for the Harry Potter book requires Johnny Depp to have his ass raped by Pirates while making a Movie that involves a popular Song written in a Book by some under-paid artists ripped off by Disney in order to get cheap, or even free prescriptions. Vicodin is the best for overuse of generic Viagra.
How do you make the stuff random enough to get through?
Help! I lost my mother board and hard drive and disks and stuff. What’s this rash? Why doesn’t anybody love me? What is love?
February 24th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Oh I see… it’s my IP that’s blocked, eh?
February 26th, 2007 at 3:11 am
Unblocked you. Spam karma gets suspicious about people commenting old stuff