…cut short
Tuesday, June 10th, 2003 by Nestor
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December 1st, 2006 at 11:08 am
Version two isn’t so trim himself…
WOO! DFG!!
Tokhai | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 11:30 am | #
I’m gonna kill him, bring him back to life, and then kill him again!
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
DFG | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 12:00 pm | #
And this one actually got a laugh out of my husband finally????
I’ll never understand him.
DFG | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 12:02 pm | #
Damn, that is one FAT foot.
Rapscallion | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 12:46 pm | #
Heh heh… Grains. ^^
And Happy Birthday again, DFG. ^^
Tokkan | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 1:02 pm | #
Woah, DFG is pretty stacked. Or is that just an artist’s interpratation?
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 1:08 pm | #
… isn’t DFG his cousin or some-sort?
Whitey, but not White?! | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 1:13 pm | #
hell no
I’m “Drooling Fan Girl” 38, have one kid, ‘mixed’ marriage.
I’m on the east coast, lucky for Hyung ’cause he had a five second window where he would have a broken nose.
DFG | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 1:18 pm | #
She’s also a killjoy.
Hyung Kim | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 2:14 pm | #
better than being an asshat!
DFG | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 3:06 pm | #
Heh heh. Grains.
Heh heh… asshat…
-K
Kenko | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 4:03 pm | #
Come now, miss DFG! Surely you appreciate the fact that one of your birthdays has been immortalized in FLASH(tm)! :p
And by the by, am I going insane or were there in fact some spelling corrections in the last frame?
Rios | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 2:40 am | #
… I wish I was Hyung’s Cousin…
Whitey, but not White?! | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 4:07 am | #
He can still draw really awesome blood. That pun was also GOLDEN. Gold, I tell you.
Akane | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 5:43 am | #
you know whats funny about a vegetarian zombie that eats GRAIN ?
grain in french = graine
graine sometimes mean in french penis
for example : montre moi ta graine !
so maybe we have a homosexual vegetarian zombie !
francois couture | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 5:46 am | #
mwahahaha….
…. mmmm…. shotgun….
Andy | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 5:47 am | #
A hat made of ass you say?
And the real question hasn’t been answered. Is DFG that stacked or what?
ClicheMan | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 7:49 am | #
Cool, Drooling Fan Girl and I share the same birthday! Happy birthday to us!
Benares | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 10:11 am | #
Now now DFG, there’s no shame in taking the occasional well-hung negro or two. They’re like Twix bars, you’ll eventually want one no matter what (I know I do).
I think I speak for everyone here when I say the perfect lazy Saturday for everyone is usually full of DVDs, drinks, and a couple dozen well-hung negroes.
Cadmus | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 10:41 am | #
I have this overwhelming temptation to feed you your foot.
Oh dear, I wish my brain didn’t work the way it does.
It goes like this, my husband and I are both Americans. Most of my ansestors came from Northern Europe, most of his came from Africa and presumably Europe.
With that said, I assume and only saw the joke about well hung, refering to the myth black male sexual prowese.
I now see a perhaps unintended reference to lynching.
Wonderful.
DFG | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 11:37 am | #
Happy birthday DFG and Benares!
May all your negroes have large genital organs and not be lynched.
Cristian | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 12:28 pm | #
See, a party pooper.
Hyung Kim | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 12:30 pm | #
That shotgun really reminds me of System Shock 2.
Good times. Thank you, Hyung.
Not One Of Us | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 12:42 pm | #
With this being the death of “patch” It’s quite ironic that I found a much earlier Hyung “patch”.
http://www.megatokyo.com/index.p…hp? strip_id=144
CrazyDave | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 1:15 pm | #
Ya know, i still wanna know if DFG’s that well stacked or not.
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 1:18 pm | #
Yeah, come on DFG, answer the question!
ClicheMan | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 2:25 pm | #
“I assume and only saw the joke about well hung, refering to the myth black male sexual prowese.”
I’d like to say “ouch” on behalf of your husband.
Dreaded Wheat | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 2:47 pm | #
um…I’m 5′4″ and weight around 250 pounds, so I am quite overweight.
That said, When I do wear a bra, it’s a size D. It’s quite uncomfortable, as the strap digs into my shoulder.
Without a bra, I generally wear a t-shirt and jumper, this is more comfortable, but not practical in the summer-time.
If I lost 75 to 100 pounds, my cup size would probably go back down to a C or hopefully a B, but they certainly wouldn’t move back up from where they’ve fallen to.
I was never that large while at the same time, that thin.
I’m not sure, but I’m not quite sure if those breasts are anitomically[sp?] correct. Hyung would know for sure, and if they aren’t, then I’m certain he did it on purpose as a joke. It’s either that, or that is supposed to be wearing a corset.
DFG | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 3:00 pm | #
…and there He is!
And I would suppose it’s a corset, after all it’s the most logical explanation for the… uh… perkiness(?) _and_ they were usual back in the day… ah think. :p
[sp>>anatomically]
Rios | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 3:42 pm | #
Hee, that Shotgun reminds me of good old Resident Evil, where aiming up with teh doublebarreled boomstick meant certain decap’ doom for our walking unliving fictional friends. Although the Shotgun never returned to its part one glory in the ensuing franchise, it’s still my Zombie cleaning utensil of choice.
DFG: Please, don’t worry too much about this. I agree with Rios, for us outsiders, it’s simply cute . With that said, of course a happy birthday from me too.
VMerken | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 4:42 pm | #
All I know is that this comic’s focus should be directed to more women of panel 3 ilk. homina 3x.
300 Pounds | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 4:44 pm | #
Happy Birthday DFG
Happy noise break HSK
alice gets a refrence.. DFG gets a refrence… well Hung Sun Kim, you ever need an insane beared gay jewish guy….. you can steal me.
RantinAn | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 4:51 pm | #
*Pokes* Oi. I got a reference also. That was MY grains that he used, remember.
Tokkan | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 6:17 pm | #
oh yeah.. i do at that. it was your grains.
RantinAn | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 6:59 pm | #
“…you ever need an insane beared gay jewish guy….. you can steal me.”
This reminds me of a personal ad I read the other day…
Dreaded Wheat | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 8:03 pm | #
Well I kind of meant the information about my boobs as a joke.
DFG | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 9:10 pm | #
heheh… it wasnt me, i swear.
At least not this time
RantinAn | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 9:21 pm | #
I do so love losing my brain to the legions of zombies.
Wether it be from reading posts or clicking the link, I still like it.
Red Lion | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 10:28 pm | #
Hyung — what font is that ‘crazykimchi.com’ graphic in at the top of the strip? It’s very 60s cool.
demodokos | Email | Homepage | 06.12.03 - 1:07 am | #
It’s called “Micro.”
There are lots of fonts with these straight no-curve design, jsut look areound.
Here’s all the bookmarks from my “font” folder.
http://vinterstille.dk/tutorials/
http://www.tutorialfind.com/tuto…a/fontographer/
http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/~twm/makefont/
http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/~twm/m…ex- nowords.html
http://fonts.tom7.com/
http://fonts.tom7.com/fonts98.html
http://www.web-elegance.com/ tuto…ntographer.html
http://www.web-elegance.com/psp.html
http://blambot.com/
http://www.blambot.com/dialogue.html
http://www.chank.com/howto/ howto…5afd00d96ca4036
http://www.fontsnthings.com/tool…s/ creation.html
http://www.delpesco.com/fontogra…pher/ part1.html
http://jeff.cs.mcgill.ca/~luc/ed…uc/ editors.html
http://www.newrenaissance.ibs.ee…rafia/ start.htm
http://www.sketchpad.net/fhglyph.htm
http://members.designheaven.com/…fonts/ links.htm
http://www.threatenedspecies.org…media/freehand/
http://www.FreeHandSource.com/ _f…ip_week087.html
http://www.nicksfonts.com/
http://www.hardcovermedia.com/la…/lab/ Index.html
http://www.larabiefonts.com/
http://www.steeldolphin.com/index2.php
http://dafont.com/en/theme.php?c…?cat=102&page=3
http://www.apostrophiclab.com/
http://www.shyfonts.com/
http://dafont.com/en/theme.php?cat=118
http://www.chank.com/freefonts.php
http://www.1001fonts.com/index.html
http://www.sharkshock.com/fonts/…s/ fontsfoo.html
http://www.i2f.org/love/
Hyung Kim | Email | Homepage | 06.12.03 - 2:02 am | #
Awesome! Thanks, Hyung.
demodokos | Email | Homepage | 06.12.03 - 2:25 am | #
Damn, Straight!…And fuckin’ hard!!!
CoCoPuffGirl | Email | Homepage | 06.12.03 - 11:00 am | #
Hyung, I know you don’t have enough time as it is, but since you draw blood so well, could you make a short tutorial on how you do that? Or at least give a few tips? I mean, mine always looks like some red inkblots or something…
Btw, my blood is green, woooo!… No, not really, but when you mix it with water it gets a kinda greenish hue… maybe it’s because I’m a vegetarian…
c-nut | Email | Homepage | 06.12.03 - 12:52 pm | #
Aww, all the ‘well-hung negro’ commentary’s been deleted, too. Oh well.
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 12.26.03 - 8:10 am | #
And now it’s back.
…
Woo! I am Electric Kojiro!
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 09.27.04 - 3:00 am | #
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April 4th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Any chance of recovering what was behind the ellipses in those links?
April 5th, 2007 at 4:03 am
Yeah, here’s the original haloscan page
Chances are a lot of the links are 404