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Q: What’s the zombie’s favorite kind of ice cream?
A: BRAAAAINS!
Q: Why did the zombie cross the road?
A: BRAAAAAAAAINS!
Q: How many zombies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: BRAAAAAAAINS!
Q: What, to a zombie, is the important distinction between
existence and essence?
A: BRAAAAAINNNNS!
Q: What’s the zombie’s favorite ancient Greek playwright?
A: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINNNS!
A priest, a rabbi and a zombie walk into a bar. The
priest orders a gin and tonic. The rabbi orders a
rum and coke. The zombie says “BRAAAAAINS!!!”
Two zombies were walking through the park. One
turns to the other and says “You know, since I’m
a zombie I guess it’s not that meaningful, but
I *really* like brains”. That’s more of a visual,
Far Side-type of thing.
Lady Astor: If I were your wife, Sir Winston, I’d poison
your tea!
Zombie Winston
Churchill: BRAAAAIINS!
Who let the zombies out?
BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
BRAAAIIINS!
“Braaaaiiiins” who?
NGHH, BRAAAAIIINS!
Oh dear, a zombie!
BRAAAAINS!
Help! I’m being devoured by a zombie!
BRAAAIINS!
Okay. *Really* tempted to dig up years of Resident Evil experience on how to loosen the fur on these undead critters with teh uber Combat Knife. But I *really* won’t. Gooddun!
December 1st, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Q: What’s the zombie’s favorite kind of ice cream?
A: BRAAAAINS!
Q: Why did the zombie cross the road?
A: BRAAAAAAAAINS!
Q: How many zombies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: BRAAAAAAAINS!
Q: What, to a zombie, is the important distinction between
existence and essence?
A: BRAAAAAINNNNS!
Q: What’s the zombie’s favorite ancient Greek playwright?
A: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINNNS!
A priest, a rabbi and a zombie walk into a bar. The
priest orders a gin and tonic. The rabbi orders a
rum and coke. The zombie says “BRAAAAAINS!!!”
Two zombies were walking through the park. One
turns to the other and says “You know, since I’m
a zombie I guess it’s not that meaningful, but
I *really* like brains”. That’s more of a visual,
Far Side-type of thing.
Lady Astor: If I were your wife, Sir Winston, I’d poison
your tea!
Zombie Winston
Churchill: BRAAAAIINS!
Who let the zombies out?
BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
BRAAAIIINS!
“Braaaaiiiins” who?
NGHH, BRAAAAIIINS!
Oh dear, a zombie!
BRAAAAINS!
Help! I’m being devoured by a zombie!
BRAAAIINS!
Hyung Kim | Email | Homepage | 06.09.03 - 10:05 pm | #
Christ, where the electric Jesus guy?
Hyung Kim | Email | Homepage | 06.09.03 - 10:11 pm | #
Wooo! I am electric BRAAAAIIIINS!
ChemBot | Email | Homepage | 06.09.03 - 10:37 pm | #
and that was a preventative joke strike against all of the zombie jokes coming your way, eh?
DFG | Email | Homepage | 06.09.03 - 11:21 pm | #
I’m getting flashbacks to Count Duckula for some reason…
Benares | Email | Homepage | 06.09.03 - 11:22 pm | #
*groans* Hyung, you kill me.
Sweetfires | Email | Homepage | 06.09.03 - 11:30 pm | #
Night of the living bad puns.
If he’s undead, does he really need that eye patch anymore?
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 1:25 am | #
hmm…. good point on the eye patch.
But wasn’t he shot in the other eye? or did it just nick the head?
Sheri | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 1:43 am | #
>If he’s undead, does he really need that eye patch anymore?
Wha..?
Hyung Kim | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 2:07 am | #
I know you’re going to hate me for this, but…
This was a RealLife rip-off, wasn’t it?
rufiangel | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 2:53 am | #
Actually it was a Me-Rip off, since I told that joke many moon ago.
I also told follow up ones, like “What’s a Zombie Plumber eat?”
“DRRRRAAAAAIINNNSSS!”
“What’s a zombie Horse wear?”
“RRREEEEIIINNSSS!”
What’s a Zombie Chef do?
“BRRRAAAIIIIZZZEEEE!”
What’s a Zombie Vampire eat?
“VVVEEEEEIIIINNNNSSS!”
What’s a zombie Maid cause?
“SSSTTTTAAAAIIINNNSS!”
And so on, And so on, And so on.
Tokkan | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 3:18 am | #
Okay. *Really* tempted to dig up years of Resident Evil experience on how to loosen the fur on these undead critters with teh uber Combat Knife. But I *really* won’t. Gooddun!
VMerken | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 4:50 am | #
but..what is DaLa? i don’t live in america, so it escapes me
Idolo | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 5:01 am | #
don’t give him homer’s brain, he’ll reject it.
francois couture | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 5:37 am | #
>but..what is DaLa? i don’t live in >america, so it escapes me
(*translated from zombie H*) Dollar….dollar….give me a dollar(*end translation*)
One more for the pun list:
What do ‘HO’ guage zombie eat?
MODEL TRRRRRAAAAIIIINNNNSS!!
Fferret | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 7:18 am | #
Vegetarian Zombies eat ‘lettuce’
DFG | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 8:06 am | #
Well, if you’re going to be Mrs. TECHNICAL here, they’d eat grains and heads of lettuce.
Tokkan | Email | Homepage | 06.10.03 - 12:56 pm | #
What does a bad zombie cartoonist make?
CRAAAAAAP
nuff said
Mr. Unoriginal | Email | Homepage | 06.11.03 - 4:36 pm | #
And what does a zombie poet write in?
QUATRAAAAAAIIINS.
I knew there was at least one bad joke opportunity left for the latecomer.
Wavelength | Email | Homepage | 06.12.03 - 1:47 pm | #
December 16th, 2006 at 6:24 pm
What does a zombie four year old play with>
TRAAAAINS
Ha there were two!