Actual letter I sent someone
Monday, June 2nd, 2003 by Krazykimchi
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December 1st, 2006 at 6:29 am
Old haloscan comments:
Wow.
Rapscallion | Email | Homepage | 06.02.03 - 5:39 pm | #
And this princess of yours, what’s his name?
your cousin’s boy toy | Email | Homepage | 06.02.03 - 5:47 pm | #
I never kiss and tell.
Hyung Kim | Email | Homepage | 06.02.03 - 5:48 pm | #
Maybe he does not believe that you really are trailer trash on welfare, a bad imitation of a criminal who’s swindling the government for food stamps and welfare checks, as well as being a speed junkie who’s soon to graduate into dealing. If I tell him it’s true, he’ll be delighted and respond for sure!!! He’ll think, “my dream guy does exist, he ain’t trying to fool me”.
Hey, what are cousin’s boyfriends for!!! Heck, I’ll even tell him you’re one of the last few living communists left in the good old US of A!! That should do it for sure!!
Best wishes,
Your cousin’s boy toy.
P.S. I love you too Hyung Sun. Please don’t launch evil curses at me now, lest you want me to throw a Bible at you, it’ll burn your skin if it touches you.
someone who knows your cousin | Email | Homepage | 06.02.03 - 5:57 pm | #
You can never understand our love.
Hyung Kim | Email | Homepage | 06.02.03 - 5:59 pm | #
ohhhhh I think i know.. As a gay guy who falls for lesbians…. i think i know.
RantinAn | Email | Homepage | 06.02.03 - 6:02 pm | #
I’m liking the new art style. It’s served well these past two comics.
Oh, and don’t give up hope yet. I wrote a letter like that, and had lost all hope when I finally got my reply. Apparently, after so many postcards, they had forgotten how to open up an envelope.
Dirtanium | Email | Homepage | 06.02.03 - 7:07 pm | #
Hyung never kisses and tells, but with an approach like that, i doubt he kisses much, either. Actually, i bet there’re a few high-class crackheads that he’d be able to score with using that approach.
Neo Kojiro | Email | Homepage | 06.02.03 - 8:06 pm | #
::falls on the ground::
I’ve trekked far and wide to deliver this message, over vast purple mountains and through mysterious, dangerous forests; over wide rolling rivers and through the most dangerous of allies, into the deepest caverns and emerging again at the light of your website to tell you this special message which I’ve thought long and hard about:
I love… I love…
love…
L O V E……
CHICKEN CORN CHOWDER!
Or… wait… was it lickin’ horn powder? No… Kicking thorn router? Guh… have you read Short Cuts? I am both honored and a little creeped out.
Because of this, I am forced to make you an affiliate. Please, leave our torrid affair be, before my drunken husband discovers our sin! I beg of you! Oh no… THERE HE IS!!!!
amus | Email | Homepage | 06.02.03 - 8:30 pm | #
WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS DONKEY SHIT?!?!? You trying to take mah woman away from meeeee??? HELL NAW!!!
I’s gonna beat you down good!!!!
GET OVAH HERE!!!! YOU GONNA GE…*hiccup*……[collapes on floor]….zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZZZZZZZZ
Drunken Husband | Email | Homepage | 06.02.03 - 8:44 pm | #
Reading this left me quite speechless at first, but I would like to say I’m quite glad that I was NOT the person he sent the e-mail to.
Well there was the time I was complaining way to much about my kid, and he said something like ‘Bring me the child so I may drink his blood,’ but he was kidding.
I think.
DFG | Email | Homepage | 06.02.03 - 9:14 pm | #
… sounds like too many people I know.
Red Lion | Email | Homepage | 06.02.03 - 10:36 pm | #
Wow. I have got letters before but not one like that.
Sartan | Email | Homepage | 06.02.03 - 11:16 pm | #
I asume it was a letter and not a e-mail.
Sartan | Email | Homepage | 06.02.03 - 11:16 pm | #
have you gotten e-mails like that, then?
Alice | Email | Homepage | 06.02.03 - 11:39 pm | #
*snorfles*!
Hey, you should put an ad on match.com, Hyung.
demodokos | Email | Homepage | 06.03.03 - 2:02 am | #
OK, HS, it’s time to lose the eyepatch. Funny a few times, not many. Besides, when the women come flocking in, your going to want stereo vision in order to be able appreciate the ta-tas!
Fferret | Email | Homepage | 06.03.03 - 7:08 am | #
Ack! (*facepalms*)
Fferret | Email | Homepage | 06.03.03 - 7:18 am | #
I’ll accept all letters like that. A photo too, if you have one.
Cristian | Email | Homepage | 06.03.03 - 8:30 am | #
“have you gotten e-mails like that, then?”- Alice
Wouldn’t you like to know.
Sartan | Email | Homepage | 06.03.03 - 10:46 pm | #
Eyepatch is on the wrong side of your face, man.
Despite, it’s very cool.
*goes back to the shadows*
Tokhai | Email | Homepage | 06.07.03 - 5:20 am | #