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Moneysexual

Friday, May 16th, 2003 by Nestor
Nestor

2003 05 16moneysexual

2 Responses to “Moneysexual”

  1. Nestor Says:

    My finest hour at the comment box, surely

    Original comments follow:

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    [I can't be sure, but I think that was a 'yes']

    Skizotoro | Email | Homepage | 05.16.03 - 6:42 am | #

    naw man, he ain’t gay. Its just that he gets horny about tons of money. He isn’t masturbating to the presidents, but to $5, $10, $20, and $100 bills. NO WONDER he’s so god damn poor. No one gives money to a horny man.

    Americanized Name is Yoon Lee | Email | Homepage | 05.16.03 - 7:40 am | #

    I sure am glad every comic strip will be used to psychoanalyze me, it’ll save me lots on the medication.

    And you all know where the extra cash will end up…

    Hyung Kim | Email | Homepage | 05.16.03 - 8:07 am | #

    Figures.

    Nestor | Email | Homepage | 05.16.03 - 9:36 am | #

    That’s why he was so insistent that he get some change. Coins are all he can use for exchange, everything else goes straight to the wang.
    Hell yeah, I’m a poet.

    Skizotoro | Email | Homepage | 05.16.03 - 10:30 am | #

    God bless you, Kim! I salute your patriotism!

    Benares | Email | Homepage | 05.16.03 - 10:51 am | #

    Hehheh

    Well you have a new bitch coming for you enjoyment..

    UNF UNF UNF CRISP NEW 20 DOLLAR BILL!!!!

    uuuuugghhhhhhhhhaaaaaahh

    darkmayo | Email | Homepage | 05.16.03 - 11:36 am | #

    TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER

    YOU DIRTY DIRTY MAN

    —- | Email | Homepage | 05.16.03 - 11:54 am | #

    ‘course i prefer to use a roll of dimes, but each to their own

    —- | Email | Homepage | 05.16.03 - 11:55 am | #

    “No one gives money to a horny man.” Unless that man is, *ahem* ‘paying the rent’

    —- | Email | Homepage | 05.16.03 - 11:56 am | #

    Ewwwwwww…

    Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 05.16.03 - 2:24 pm | #

    well, that does seem fitting for our pitiful american society…

    Reverend | Email | Homepage | 05.16.03 - 2:27 pm | #

    I always wondered how some bills got so Soft.

    Alex | Email | Homepage | 05.16.03 - 3:13 pm | #

    I don’t understand the apron, but I think you’ve all been through that…

    …meanwhile, quiver as kung fool begins its downward spiral into being not safe for work!

    …not that I’m complaining…it’s simply an observation….

    deus | Email | Homepage | 05.16.03 - 3:57 pm | #

    the apron is, hmm, how to explain..
    it is because of teh Ghey.
    It’s okay HSK, I dont think anyone can be on the internet for more than a few moments without at least getting a little gay. I think it’s all the penises. All those ads that ask “Do you want a big dick?” and you say “Well, yeah! I wouldnt mind having a big dick!” and then it comes back with “Well then, here’s a big dick.” and eventually the sexual confusion reaches a point at which the floodgates can no longer hold all that gay back.
    Drip, drip, drip: gay now.
    Take advantage of your newly realised lifestyle by making those around you feel sexually uncomfortable. It doesnt matter if you do this through Gay, just through anything. If they’re straight, make enough comments about their crotch to make them question themselves. If they’re gay, try to hook them up hetro. If they’re relatively open-minded and could go either way, see how they feel about giant panda costumes with multiple large pink penii and a halo of 17 breasts.
    Most important, have fun. And stop your presidential necrophilia!

    Skizotoro | Email | Homepage | 05.16.03 - 5:42 pm | #

    Ewwwww, I think I need to sanitize all of my pocket change now.

    DFG | Email | Homepage | 05.16.03 - 6:16 pm | #

    *laughs* Good one.

    rufiangel | Email | Homepage | 05.16.03 - 10:15 pm | #

    haha! nice response kim. ^_^

    hyun jin | Email | Homepage | 05.17.03 - 7:12 am | #

    of course I cannot help but think of all the times my mother told me money was dirty… “you don’t know where that’s been!”

    Bonnie | Email | Homepage | 05.22.03 - 9:47 am | #

    Hillairyass! Even better than the last 2. Havn’t stopped laffin. ^_^

    Double-0-Fro | Email | Homepage | 07.10.03 - 4:14 pm | #

    lmao its soo tru

    Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 10.16.03 - 4:16 pm | #

    Goddamn, you, Nestor.

    Tabby | Email | Homepage | 05.31.04 - 11:01 am

  2. Gunnm Says:

    Brings new meaning to “shooting a wad” though, huh?

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